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[Tammy]

I can't believe there has been two unauthorized uses of the spork in this thread. Almost shameful.

 

Ali said it was okay! D;

[Padme]

[Tammy]

@Padme that's a bird

[Padme]

@Padme that's a bird

 

I bet that bird goes into bars and just asks for it all the time

[blue]

@Padme that's a bird

Birds can be sluts too!

[Adam]

I granted a topic dispensation. Unprecedented.

How dare you. Promiscuous, and lesser beings, such as yourself shouldn't be making decisions. Hmph.
#YesAllBirds

[Ali]

How dare you. Promiscuous, and lesser beings, such as yourself shouldn't be making decisions. Hmph.
#YesAllBirds

Wait, let me go check if my actions are okay with my husband.

[Romy]

Not roasting. Educating on the dangers of the double standard. 

True true.

 

 

I don't want a slut daughter who sleeps with random men. It's repulsive and their vaginas will get super loose and saggy. No one values a girl that shows a lot of skin like half the girls on this site. You're all going to suffer for tempting men the way you all do.

 

In the end, my daughter is worth 5 cows if she's a virgin. I'm lucky if I get a dead goat if she's been deflowered.

[Padme]

We should be called NeoSluttex cause obviously we're a forum of sl00ty hoes

[Adam]

Wait, let me go check if my actions are okay with my husband.

Make sure you run them by Dont as well.

[Coops]

Now I want to make a thread where I can actually see your opinions on hooking up rather than roasting @Dont.

 

So do it. But don't call women who like hooking up and who like attention slutty and dumb, or else we'll roast you too. Don't be Dont.

 

Thank God we married young, no man would touch us now. Too slutty.

 

Yeah. Without my man, I'd be nothing but a slutty old cat lady.

 

Not roasting. Educating on the dangers of the double standard. 

 

And maybe a little roasting too. 

[Waser Lave]

Did somebody say 'badger'?

[Ladida]

True true.

 

 

I don't want a slut daughter who sleeps with random men. It's repulsive and their vaginas will get super loose and saggy. No one values a girl that shows a lot of skin like half the girls on this site. You're all going to suffer for tempting men the way you all do.

 

In the end, my daughter is worth 5 cows if she's a virgin. I'm lucky if I get a dead goat if she's been deflowered.

Lies. She's brought shame to the family. Her blood must be spilled to save the family's reputation now.

[blue]

Make sure you run them by Dont as well.

Don't u mention that name round these parts!

*wilds spork menacingly*

Oh wait...

[Padme]

Did somebody say 'badger'?

 

Slutty badger. 

 

Ur asking for it in your profile pic. Dancing like that. Naked. 

 

SHAME

[Katya]

Every time the word roasting is mentioned all I can think about is a juicy roasted chicken. 

[Coops]

Every time the word roasting is mentioned all I can think about is a juicy slutty roasted chicken. 

FTFY

[Romy]

Lies. She's brought shame to the family. Her blood must be spilled to save the family's reputation now.

 

I don't have enough rocks for all the unclean woman on this site.

[Adam]

Don't u mention that name round these parts!
*wilds spork menacingly*
Oh wait...

You wouldn't dare!
  

Did somebody say 'badger'?

Go back to your hole!

[Waser Lave]

Slutty badger. 

 

Ur asking for it in your profile pic. Dancing like that. Naked. 

 

SHAME

 

Spoiler

 

When you dance like me you don't even need to ask for it.

Go back to your hole!

 

Chance would be a fine thing.

[Adam]

Every time the word roasting is mentioned all I can think about is a juicy roasted chicken.

I think of coffee!

[Coops]

Spoiler

 

When you dance like me you don't even need to ask for it.

 

Chance would be a fine thing.

I feel like I just walked into a weird porno.

[Ladida]

Spoiler

 

When you dance like me you don't even need to ask for it.

 

Chance would be a fine thing.

It's too bad you didn't get to star in The Lonely Island's '3-Way'. You totally nailed that move!

[Tammy]

I feel like I just walked into a weird porno.

 

I am very confused.