Signature of the Week #131

Theme: Shitnature.
Create a shitty signature. The shittiest of shit you can think of!
Theme courtesy of @Adam

Congratulations @Adam for creating the shittiest of shitnatures. Well done on your pile of shit. Polish a turd, it's still a fucking turd.
Please post which prize you would like to redeem and don't forget you're responsible for hosting the next SOTW. Due to the high volume of prizes this SOTW, the runner up (2nd place) may also claim a prize! Note: the award is still only given to 1st place.
Congratulations to our runner up @Bendyounet the second shittiest signature. Well done all other entrants.

Entries
One by @Swarley

Two by @ChaoticBeauty

Three by @Nanarie

Four by @Strategist

Five by @Nonexistent

Six by @Bendyounet

Seven by @Adam

Eight by @Daria

Excluded entry by @ShadowLink64

Awards
First place: 
Prizes

500,000 neopoints
donated by me

500,000 neopoints
donated by Katya

Fire Chia Morphing Potion
donated by Adam

1,000,000 Flight Rising treasure
donated by Rocket

Faerie Lupe Morphing Potion
donated by WarezHaxor


