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[cara]

Jokes targeted at any particular member banned or otherwise are also not permitted.

 

Well, I got nuthin then.

 

Edit: Wait, this was an offensive joke wasn't it? I guess I do have something, then. 

[Swim]

Another dark joke. I hope you don't take offence to this.

 

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What do you call a black women who does abortion

 

 

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Crime Stoppers

[Kaddict]

I think there was a similar thread years ago that caused a bunch of drama and had to be locked or something. Eh whatever.

 

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Why do black men cry during sex?

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Mace

haha. That one really got me. 

 

 

 

How do all black jokes start?

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with a look over your shoulder

 

What is the most confusing day in a black neighborhood?

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father's day

 

What is the difference between a black guy and batman?

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Batman can go to the store without Robin

 

Have you guys seen Stevie Wonder's new piano?

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Neither has he

[Hikimaru]

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How do you put five black people in a car?

 

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Throw a slice of bread into the car.

 

How do you put the entire Somalia population in a car?

 

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Butter the bread.

 

Also:

 

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Once I was walking in the street and saw a black man with a PS4 and thought "hey that's mine", then I remembered mine was home cleaning my shoes.

[Jozie]

What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat?

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the wheelchair

OMG I didn't expect this! lol. Made me laugh!

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Once I was walking in the street and saw a black man with a PS4 and thought "hey that's mine", then I remembered mine was home cleaning my shoes.

It took me a minute, but when I finally got it, it was funny.

[Jozie]

I don't' get either of them *facepalm* but y'all should know that sometimes I am slow at jokes!

[doyouevenlift]

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? 

 

It depends on how hard you throw them.

[Swim]

 

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