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[Salade]

Probably the reason for my greasy hair:

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I love scratching my scalp with my nails and catching little hard balls of sebum under my nails. It's so satisfying and relaxing. This has lead to having small sores on my scalp, pulling the scab off is even better. Especially if it's kind of greasy.

 

Blocked pores:

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I love squeezing out blocked pores. Love blackheads. Especially when the plug is super hard. Or when it comes out in a long snake-like piece. A ranking of my favourite blocked pores moments and their location:

1. A little lump on my biceps near my armpit. One day there was a liiittle tiny bit of something sticking out and I pulled it. It was fabric, sebum and my deodorant mixed together. I squeezed out a huuuuge worm of that mixture. The whole lump ended up being this satisfying string of gooey idk what. Smelled like that one Rexona deodorant. 

2. A little hard lump under my tit (I get so many blocked hard pores under my tits or where my bra is.) Tried unclogging it a few nights in a round, but the plug just kind of kept flinching back into the skin. Got infected, and two evenings later I saw a little something peeking out. I pulled on it, then squeezed out a preeetty long worm of orangey goo. The first half was really hard, towards the end it got softer and gooier. 

3. Really TMI: Where my leg meets my genital area I got some blocked pores. Probably from my underwear. They're flesh coloured, ergo not infected. Time to get out a good light source and a small mirror. The plug was small and hard and so satisfying to get out. I bled so much lol. 

 

How I tell if I'm about to start my period:

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I can taste it on my boyfriend's penis after we've had intercourse. No traces of blood though. Tastes exactly like when you suck on coins.

 

 

 

There's more, because I'm a walking bundle of grossness.

[JinxProof]

Probably the reason for my greasy hair:

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I love scratching my scalp with my nails and catching little hard balls of sebum under my nails. It's so satisfying and relaxing. This has lead to having small sores on my scalp, pulling the scab off is even better. Especially if it's kind of greasy.

 

Blocked pores:

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I love squeezing out blocked pores. Love blackheads. Especially when the plug is super hard. Or when it comes out in a long snake-like piece. A ranking of my favourite blocked pores moments and their location:

1. A little lump on my biceps near my armpit. One day there was a liiittle tiny bit of something sticking out and I pulled it. It was fabric, sebum and my deodorant mixed together. I squeezed out a huuuuge worm of that mixture. The whole lump ended up being this satisfying string of gooey idk what. Smelled like that one Rexona deodorant. 

2. A little hard lump under my tit (I get so many blocked hard pores under my tits or where my bra is.) Tried unclogging it a few nights in a round, but the plug just kind of kept flinching back into the skin. Got infected, and two evenings later I saw a little something peeking out. I pulled on it, then squeezed out a preeetty long worm of orangey goo. The first half was really hard, towards the end it got softer and gooier. 

3. Really TMI: Where my leg meets my genital area I got some blocked pores. Probably from my underwear. They're flesh coloured, ergo not infected. Time to get out a good light source and a small mirror. The plug was small and hard and so satisfying to get out. I bled so much lol. 

 

How I tell if I'm about to start my period:

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I can taste it on my boyfriend's penis after we've had intercourse. No traces of blood though. Tastes exactly like when you suck on coins.

 

 

 

There's more, because I'm a walking bundle of grossness.

Just FYI, if you get blocked pores under your boobs it's cause you need better fitting bras. I know cause it happened to me to! But also, I feel you on all this stuff except the last. I don't get my period anymore thanks to my IUD

[Salade]

Just FYI, if you get blocked pores under your boobs it's cause you need better fitting bras. I know cause it happened to me to! But also, I feel you on all this stuff except the last. I don't get my period anymore thanks to my IUD

Thing is, I don't think I've ever owned a fitting bra in my whole life lol. They just don't make my size, and if they do it's sooo expensive. So I just stick to sports bras and those soft ones. And you're pretty lucky to no longer get periods with an IUD, I've heard for many women they get stronger.

[KaibaSama]

Just FYI, if you get blocked pores under your boobs it's cause you need better fitting bras. I know cause it happened to me to! But also, I feel you on all this stuff except the last. I don't get my period anymore thanks to my IUD

I wish mine would work like that. It's made them lighter, but longer. 

Thing is, I don't think I've ever owned a fitting bra in my whole life lol. They just don't make my size, and if they do it's sooo expensive. So I just stick to sports bras and those soft ones. And you're pretty lucky to no longer get periods with an IUD, I've heard for many women they get stronger.

I've got somewhat of the same issue. It's really difficult to find a band size of 32 in any bra. The other half of the time I can find one, but then it just doesn't fit right in the actual chest area. (The size is right though). 

 

Nail stuff

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My nails are cut short, but I still wake up with scratches all over myself. I'm not sure what's doing it, but I think it's ghosts. I like getting them though, because I really like scratching them. They bleed, I let it fix itself and then scratch it again. I just really like scratching things. 

 

I play like a 10 year old, but think like I'm a 20 year old (which I am). 

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I still play pretend when no one's around. I like to walk around my dorm acting like I'm a character in one of my fandoms, and also act out the others as needed. No matter what I do, it always turns into sex. Why? Why can't I act and write anything that isn't going to be rated mature or explicit! I want to write fluff, but then that just turns into sex again.

 

 

Bathroom stuff

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When I was little I thought ET lived in our toilet and he scared the crap out of me, so I wouldn't go. Now I'm either too lazy to get up, or still have that thought process a bit, so I just hold it as long as I can. 

[JinxProof]

Thing is, I don't think I've ever owned a fitting bra in my whole life lol. They just don't make my size, and if they do it's sooo expensive. So I just stick to sports bras and those soft ones. And you're pretty lucky to no longer get periods with an IUD, I've heard for many women they get stronger.

Yeah the copper makes them worse. I have the hormone one. It's well known for making them lighter like @KyloRen or gone completely.

 

@KyloRen Well, at least it's lighter! It has saved me so much money holy fuck

[Cass]

Bathroom stuff

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When I was little I thought ET lived in our toilet and he scared the crap out of me, so I wouldn't go. Now I'm either too lazy to get up, or still have that thought process a bit, so I just hold it as long as I can. 

That reminds me of a pet peeve I had with my ex. He was too lazy to go downstairs to take a piss. He kept empty bottles of 1.5/2L soda around so he could piss in that. I wouldn't ever do it myself if I had a schlong but I could understand maybe once or twice, but he was so LAZY and it got so bad, he would do it on the regular. Like 3 times a day regular. He once pissed in a RedBull can, then forgot he did that and took a giant gulp of his own piss. I think I died laughing that day.

@Lucy not super TMI, but the way I can tell if I'm getting my period is if I start to get irrationally horny and the lampposts start looking attractive

[KaibaSama]

That reminds me of a pet peeve I had with my ex. He was too lazy to go downstairs to take a piss. He kept empty bottles of 1.5/2L soda around so he could piss in that. I wouldn't ever do it myself if I had a schlong but I could understand maybe once or twice, but he was so LAZY and it got so bad, he would do it on the regular. Like 3 times a day regular. He once pissed in a RedBull can, then forgot he did that and took a giant gulp of his own piss. I think I died laughing that day.

@Lucy not super TMI, but the way I can tell if I'm getting my period is if I start to get irrationally horny and the lampposts start looking attractive

Ick. At least I use the bathroom like a normal person. 

Well, since we're going along this line, I can tell if I'm getting mine because I actually have cramps the week before for a few days, and get pissed off really easily for a few days, and then everything makes me honry for the last days leading up. 

[Pink_Bubble]

 

 

Tell your friend, she deserves to know what kind of friend she has

 

 

Yeah, I'll come forward eventually.. I think it'll be more appropriate once the break-up drama has died down.

Edit: After some heavy ruminating, I've decided I won't share the details. I personally think honesty here is risky and sometimes whats not known hurts no one.

 

Edit 2: Especially considering what happened last summer. The entitlement and possessiveness I've been on the receiving end of after sleeping with the best friend of someone I only went on two dates with. It wasn't me that came clean, I would have preferred it not be communicated. I maintain my 'date' didn't deserve to know; two dates doesn't warrant an expectation of monogamy or sexual exclusivity. The amount of slut-shaming, body-shaming, hate-messaging, vitriol and awkward tension (we have mutual friends) I experienced from him that continues to exist to this day. I don't need that again.

Edited by Pink_Bubble, 20 February 2017 - 05:48 PM.

[Trichomes]

@Lucy @KyloRen

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I strongly encourage you to check out r/abrathatfits. I wore a poorly fitting 32C/34B for the longest time thinking I couldn't find anything better, but it turns out there's a huge alphabet of bra sizes beyond what you'll find in most stores. I also learned that breast shape plays a huge part in bra fitting, not just size. Now I wear a 28E or 30DD, and while I have to order my bras online, there are actually quite a few brands that make really cute bras in my size, and they're such an improvement over the crap I was wearing before. They're also generally affordable if you buy marked down styles/colors from previous seasons. I feel like I'm always pushing ABTF on people, but wearing a well fitting bra has honestly made such a big difference in my life and I know so many women are uncomfortable in their current bras.

[Coops]

Can we not shit on another member unnecessarily please? Seriously guys, there is a line and it's being crossed.

[Swar]

Can we not shit on another member unnecessarily please? Seriously guys, there is a line and it's being crossed.

Thanks for saying, I was about to. Dislike them how much you want to, but this is a bit too much.

[Coops]

Thanks for saying, I was about to. Dislike them how much you want to, but this is a bit too much.

We have zero context into this situation and they came here to share something, there is literally no need to just consistently tear someone down. Insult the action, not the person.

[Coops]

Knowingly, and willfully seducing someone, especially your friends SO, makes makes you a piece of shit. There we go .

Considering the ambiguity of the original post, and without context, that opinion is shitty. Cheating is never black and white and it's not even clear that it's cheating (at least from what I read, it sounded like it could have been cheating or they slept with their friend's ex). Again, there is no need to continuously shit on another member of this community, regardless of your feelings. 

[Scot]

I once masturbated to an extra-curvy piece of driftwood.

[Trichomes]

~BACK ON TOPIC~

 

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I have intentionally eaten a piece of my own skin.

 

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I had to have my hymen surgically removed.

 

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I once puked while giving a blowjob. Not on him or his dick though, just out the car door.

[Adam]

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I once puked while giving a blowjob. Not on him or his dick though, just out the car door.

I really want to ask why, but I feel like the details wouldn't be appropriate for codex. So...why? haha

[Coops]

I once masturbated to an extra-curvy piece of driftwood.

How tho?

 

~BACK ON TOPIC~

 

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I have intentionally eaten a piece of my own skin.

 

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I had to have my hymen surgically removed.

 

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I once puked while giving a blowjob. Not on him or his dick though, just out the car door.

Have done two of the things. I'll let you figure out which ones lol.

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I pick my nose and then wipe it on a tissue or a dirty shirt. I don't like the texture of tissue inside my nose.

[Swar]

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I pick my nose and then wipe it on a tissue or a dirty shirt. I don't like the texture of tissue inside my nose.

 

Same. Except I don't wipe my finger, I just roll it in a little ball and throw it on the ground lol

[Pink_Bubble]

Considering the ambiguity of the original post, and without context, that opinion is shitty. Cheating is never black and white and it's not even clear that it's cheating (at least from what I read, it sounded like it could have been cheating or they slept with their friend's ex). Again, there is no need to continuously shit on another member of this community, regardless of your feelings.

 

Hey it's okay. I've already been beating myself up over it, and Adam's comments match that of my internal dialogue. Speaking to myself here, but in less emotionally vulnerable and intoxicated circumstances, I would have made a more conscious and sober decision. Last night was not that night.

 

It confuses me that sex bothers people so much. I personally think it's a reflection of the internalized possessiveness encultured from a monoga-normative bourgeois society. Analyzed logically, I think my guilt is unnecessary. but not completely unavoidable

Edited by Pink_Bubble, 20 February 2017 - 06:04 PM.

[Coops]

Same. Except I don't wipe my finger, I just roll it in a little ball and throw it on the ground lol

Booger buddies! lol

 

Hey it's okay. I've already been beating myself up over it, and Adam's comments match that of my internal dialogue. In less emotionally vulnerable and intoxicated circumstances, I would have made a more conscious and sober decision. Last night was not that night.

 

It confuses me that sex bothers people so much. I personally think it's a reflection of the internalized possessiveness encultured from a monoga-normative bourgeois society. Analyzed logically, I think my guilt is unnecessary. but not completely unavoidable

If you feel that way, or wanna beat yourself up, that's fine. But continuously insulting fellow members of Codex is unacceptable, period. Retired and private members really should know better. I would say the same thing to you if you were calling other members a piece of shit. My feelings about your situation are 100% irrelevant.

[Trichomes]

Same. Except I don't wipe my finger, I just roll it in a little ball and throw it on the ground lol

 

I may or may not also do this.

 

 

I really want to ask why, but I feel like the details wouldn't be appropriate for codex. So...why? haha

 

The details are a little hazy, but we were parked in the driveway (after coming home from somewhere? idk) and I was drunk. Sometimes I get a little overambitious when I drink, and one thing led to another. I opened the car door and vomited nonchalantly. Don't remember if we carried on after that or if we called it a night and went inside.

[Coops]

I may or may not also do this.

Haha. Welcome to the booger club.

 

Everyone picks their nose, or they are a liar. 

[Rocket]

I love picking my nose. But I always wipe it in a tissue.

I enjoy peeing in the shower.

[Adam]

My nostrils have become larger over the years solely (I think) from picking my nose. I may or may not be wrong.

[Lollita]

I love picking my nose. But I always wipe it in a tissue.

I enjoy peeing in the shower.

 

sometimes I brush my teeth in the shower, for no reason