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[Swar]

May Private Apps are now open!

 

Apps will close on May 15th.

 

If you meet the following we encourage you all to apply via the Apply tab:
-12 months of forum membership
-1000 posts on the forum
- Consistent activity, friendliness, and/or helpfulness
- Contributions of some sort including but not limited to programming, graphics or contests participation (remember, contributions come in all shapes and sizes)

 

If you don't meet these qualifications yet, start posting and contributing!

If you've applied and been rejected before, apply again! The application should only take a few minutes out of your day. We don't NEED an entire novel for each answer, but we also don't want to see one word answers. A couple sentences is great, bullshit your answers a little bit, we don't care, we all did it, just a little bit of effort goes a long ways. 
(If you are curious about the Private Perks, click here.)


Still not sure if you want to apply for private?? Here are a few incentives:

-Private+ only events (some include exclusive awards!)

-First (and sometimes only) access to gaming cheats & glitches

-Extra site themes(!)!

-Other things you'll only find out if you join!

 

[Coops]

Do the thing.

[Junjie]

Do it. Honestly pretty worthwhile.

[Rocket]

Yay bring on the new privates!!!

[Kaddict]

Yay bring on the new privates!!!

ok... unzips

[Rocket]

ok... unzips

You're not new, put it away.

[Elindoril]

ok... unzips

Sigh...

*Unzips dick*

[KaibaSama]

You're not new, put it away.

That's what retired is for.  There you just let them hang out because you're old and when you're old you can do that.  Unless you're new, your privates are old news. 

[Kaddict]

That's what retired is for.  There you just let them hang out because you're old and when you're old you can do that.  Unless you're new, your privates are old news. 

Is shirt cocking allowed in retired?

[KaibaSama]

Is shirt cocking allowed in retired?

I don't know what that is, but when you're old, do whatever you want. Whose going to tell a old person no? Unless they want orney old people beating them with canes and walkers. 

[Coops]

everyone in retired has already seen my dick. I'm old news. *cries*

[Trichomes]

[Adam]

Apply now at downloadmoreram.com!

 

Please, for the love of Zorp don't go to this website.

[Lollita]

One of these days  ^^

 

omg I love the gif 

[Adam]

One of these days  ^^

 

omg I love the gif 

I will vote no.

[Lollita]

I will vote no.

 

[Bones]

Dont think its fair for me to apply straight away after coming back so will sit this one out but good luck to all apps I look forward to seeing new purples

[Rocket]

Dont think its fair for me to apply straight away after coming back so will sit this one out but good luck to all apps I look forward to seeing new purples

You should definitely apply!!

[Coops]

Omg you're SO close to 1k we should have a 100 post day soon and get you there faster

It's totally fair if you plan on sticking around!

*coughs obnoxiously* yes. let's do that before the circle jerk 2k18. what can I do to help?

[Junjie]

Oh yes, another 100 post day, finally!

 

And yes please apply @Bones now that you're back! If you'll be around every month after that, I see no reason why not honestly. 

[Ladida]

What is this Circle Jerk 2k18 and how can I apply to take part? *rubs hands together in anticipation*

C'mon @Bones, you shouldn't give up so easily. You gotta make bold moves in this world, test the limits!

[jaredyne]

Alright I'd better do the thing

[Lollita]

Omg you're SO close to 1k we should have a 100 post day soon and get you there faster

 

*coughs obnoxiously* yes. let's do that before the circle jerk 2k18. what can I do to help?

 

Weee! Excited