is that a mirror in your pocket? because I can see myself in your pants.
that shirt is very becoming on you. of course, if I were on you I’d be coming too.
let’s do some math. add me, subtract your clothes, divide your legs, and let’s multiply.
was your father a thief? because he stole the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes.
nice shoes. wanna CENSORED?
was your father a baker? because you have nice buns.
today’s word is legs. let’s go back to my place and spread the word.
are you tired? because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
can I borrow a quarter? because my mama told me to call home when I fell in love.
nice pants. they’d look better in a heap on my bedroom floor.
I bet I can kiss you without touching you. I lose.
hold this--my hands are full. (wrap your leg around the girl and grab her breasts)
if I told you that you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
was your father a potato farmer? because I can see me in your sack
I lost my teddy bear... will YOU sleep with me?
wanna go out for pizza and a CENSORED? what, you don’t like pizza?
CENSORED me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name fred?
aren’t you my cousin? (note: this one only works in rural areas)
got any italian in you? want some? (substitute your own nationality)
I love every bone in your body. especially mine.
you’re so hot you’re melting the elastic in my underwear.
is it hot in here, or is it just you?
you wanna go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?
I bet you think this is my leg. (point at your thigh)
I lost my phone number. can I have yours?
CENSORED me if I’m wrong, but don’t you want to kiss me?
is that a spacesuit? because your ass is out of this world.
did it hurt? (wait for person to say ‘did what hurt?’) when you fell out of heaven?
I know it does the body good... but baby, how much milk are you drinking?
exbecausee me, is that semen in your hair?
do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to walk past you again?
I hope you know mouth-to-mouth because baby, you take my breath away.
if I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
all those curves, and me with no brakes.
how about you sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up.
do you know what would look good on you? me.
Taken from* http://members.aol.com/atrophyman/pickup.html
Edited by infamous, 10 February 2005 - 08:00 AM.
