Oh yeah?
KH Quote:
Open your heart! Let the darkness in!!!!
Open your pants! Let the darkness in!!!!
The Pants Game
Started by Euas_warrior_ally, Apr 20 2005 04:45 PM
32 replies to this topic
#27
eventwilight
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Posted 06 May 2005 - 07:20 AM
Pulp Fiction (slightly edited):
"Did you see a sign on my lawn that said dead pants storage? No? Because this ain't a place to store dead pants!"
"Did you see a sign on my lawn that said dead pants storage? No? Because this ain't a place to store dead pants!"
#28
tlim
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Posted 06 May 2005 - 09:04 PM
I found this list on the internet :
25 Lines From Star Wars That Can Be Improved if you substitute the word "Pants"
1.A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of
my old master.
2.You are unwise to lower your pants.
3.We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.
4.She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to
retrieve them. See to it personally Commander.
5.These pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts.
6.I find your lack of pants disturbing.
7.These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we
use it.
8.Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!
9.General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault.
10.I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.
11.TK-421. . . Why aren't you in your pants?
12.Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.
13.Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board.
14.You look strong enough to pull the pants off of a Gundark.
15.Luke. . . Help me take...these pants off.
16.Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.
17.That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!
18.Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily
guarded than this.
19.Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness.
20.Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially
for your sister!
21.Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the
first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.
22.Yeah, well short pants is better than no pants at all, Chewie.
23.Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The Empire has taken control of
my pants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive.
24.I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
25.You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.
25 Lines From Star Wars That Can Be Improved if you substitute the word "Pants"
1.A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of
my old master.
2.You are unwise to lower your pants.
3.We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.
4.She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to
retrieve them. See to it personally Commander.
5.These pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts.
6.I find your lack of pants disturbing.
7.These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we
use it.
8.Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!
9.General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault.
10.I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.
11.TK-421. . . Why aren't you in your pants?
12.Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants.
13.Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board.
14.You look strong enough to pull the pants off of a Gundark.
15.Luke. . . Help me take...these pants off.
16.Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants.
17.That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!
18.Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily
guarded than this.
19.Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness.
20.Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially
for your sister!
21.Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the
first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.
22.Yeah, well short pants is better than no pants at all, Chewie.
23.Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The Empire has taken control of
my pants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive.
24.I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
25.You came in those pants? You're braver than I thought.
#30
Divyan_Captn_Shamrock
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Posted 08 May 2005 - 08:33 AM
Into the Fire (Or Into the Pants)Â 
David walked into the pants
With a pants clutched in his pants
He was only a pants
But he knew someone must take a pants
There will always be a pants
Always pants one must scale
There will always be perilous pants
Which someone must sail
Into pants, into capris
Into shorts, into under-roos
Let us ride, let us ride pants again with a pants to tell
Into pants, into pants
Into pants that rip the night
Don't give in, don't give up
But give thanks for the glorious pants
You can tremble, you can fear it
But keep your fighting pants alive boys
Let the shiver of it sting you
Fling into pants, spring to your pants boys
Never hold back your pants for a moment
Never doubt that your pants will grow
Hold your pants even higher and into the pants we go
Are there pants that surround us?
Are there pants that block the way?
Knock 'em down, strip 'em back pants
And forward and into the pants
Into pants, into pants
Charge ahead, no, never pants
Yes, it's into the pants we fly
And the pants will burn
Someone has to face the pants
Rush in, we have to rally and win pants
When the pants are saying not to
By Pants, you know you've got to march on, pants
Never hold back your pants for a moment
Never doubt that your pants will grow
Hold your pants ever higher and into the pants we go
Let the pants strike
Let the flash of them shock you
Choke your pants away
Pull as tight as a elastic
Let the pants strike
Let the force of them rock you
We will have our pants, sailing into the pants
Pants ho!
Someone has to face the pants
Rush in! We have to rally and win pants
When the pants are saying not to
By pants, you know you've got to march on, boys
Never hold back your pants for a moment
Look alive! Oh, your pants will grow
Yes, it's higher and higher and into the pants we go
Into pants!
Onward, pants!
((Wow, that was long...but amusing!Â
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David walked into the pants
With a pants clutched in his pants
He was only a pants
But he knew someone must take a pants
There will always be a pants
Always pants one must scale
There will always be perilous pants
Which someone must sail
Into pants, into capris
Into shorts, into under-roos
Let us ride, let us ride pants again with a pants to tell
Into pants, into pants
Into pants that rip the night
Don't give in, don't give up
But give thanks for the glorious pants
You can tremble, you can fear it
But keep your fighting pants alive boys
Let the shiver of it sting you
Fling into pants, spring to your pants boys
Never hold back your pants for a moment
Never doubt that your pants will grow
Hold your pants even higher and into the pants we go
Are there pants that surround us?
Are there pants that block the way?
Knock 'em down, strip 'em back pants
And forward and into the pants
Into pants, into pants
Charge ahead, no, never pants
Yes, it's into the pants we fly
And the pants will burn
Someone has to face the pants
Rush in, we have to rally and win pants
When the pants are saying not to
By Pants, you know you've got to march on, pants
Never hold back your pants for a moment
Never doubt that your pants will grow
Hold your pants ever higher and into the pants we go
Let the pants strike
Let the flash of them shock you
Choke your pants away
Pull as tight as a elastic
Let the pants strike
Let the force of them rock you
We will have our pants, sailing into the pants
Pants ho!
Someone has to face the pants
Rush in! We have to rally and win pants
When the pants are saying not to
By pants, you know you've got to march on, boys
Never hold back your pants for a moment
Look alive! Oh, your pants will grow
Yes, it's higher and higher and into the pants we go
Into pants!
Onward, pants!
((Wow, that was long...but amusing!Â
))
Edited by Divyan_Captn_Shamrock, 08 May 2005 - 11:17 AM.
#31
toaofgamecube
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Posted 08 May 2005 - 09:00 AM
okay then....
EDIT: Tlim, those were exteremely funny. :clapping: :raygun: :raygun: :raygun:
EDIT: Tlim, those were exteremely funny. :clapping: :raygun: :raygun: :raygun:
Edited by toaofgamecube, 08 May 2005 - 09:04 AM.
#32
Charlie Hustle
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Posted 08 May 2005 - 09:21 AM
original
Forrest Gump: (referring to Apple Computers) He got me invested in some kinda fruit company.
Forrest Gump: He got me invested in some kinda pants company
Forrest Gump: (referring to Apple Computers) He got me invested in some kinda fruit company.
Forrest Gump: He got me invested in some kinda pants company
#33
toaofgamecube
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Posted 09 May 2005 - 06:24 AM
Movie: Sand Lot
Remember, kid; Heroes get remembered, but legends never die.
Pants
Remember, kid: Heroes get pants, but Levis never die.
Remember, kid; Heroes get remembered, but legends never die.
Pants
Remember, kid: Heroes get pants, but Levis never die.
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