state your favorite quotes or episodes
edit:left mine out fav episode stewie's first b'day and fav quote
Quagmire
"Whats the noise boys? I was just jerkin.......uhhh out of a sound sleep"
Edited by Master Shake, 12 June 2005 - 03:04 PM.
Family Guy
Started by Charlie Hustle, Jun 12 2005 03:02 PM
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Charlie Hustle
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Posted 12 June 2005 - 03:02 PM
state your favorite quotes or episodes
edit:left mine out fav episode stewie's first b'day and fav quote
Quagmire
"Whats the noise boys? I was just jerkin.......uhhh out of a sound sleep"
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Typhoon
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Posted 12 June 2005 - 03:06 PM
I love it when Peter makes a bar in the basment and Lois is singing.
Quagmire: "Now that's a woman!" then there's a Doctor holding up those cards, I always crack up when he goes "That's a beeeee!"
Quagmire: "Now that's a woman!" then there's a Doctor holding up those cards, I always crack up when he goes "That's a beeeee!"
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Posted 12 June 2005 - 03:11 PM
ROFL... "And thats a HOUSE!!!"
Hrm...."Theres an evil monkey in my closet!!!"
"Everything I say is a lie. Except for that. and that. and that... etc"
"Do you see what I see Peter? [Cleveland]" "YEAH WERE BEING CHASED BY A WHOLE TRUCK FULL OF GHOSTS!!! [Peter]"
Rofl ... and I have so many more..........!!!
"PANNNCAAAAAAAKKKESS!!!!!!!"
Damn you.
Damn the brocoli.
And damn the wright brothers.
Ill see to it that you all BURN IN HELL!!1 BLAST!!
Hrm...."Theres an evil monkey in my closet!!!"
"Everything I say is a lie. Except for that. and that. and that... etc"
"Do you see what I see Peter? [Cleveland]" "YEAH WERE BEING CHASED BY A WHOLE TRUCK FULL OF GHOSTS!!! [Peter]"
Rofl ... and I have so many more..........!!!
"PANNNCAAAAAAAKKKESS!!!!!!!"
Damn you.
Damn the brocoli.
And damn the wright brothers.
Ill see to it that you all BURN IN HELL!!1 BLAST!!
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Charlie Hustle
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Posted 12 June 2005 - 03:15 PM
stewie has to be the funniest when they're going back to rhode island and brian says what about this car its unlocked and stewie says:
"An suv we're trying to elude someone not driving to soccer practice"
or when peter loses the house and stewie's playing pictionary with the people who bought the house
and the guy says jackal like 800 times an stewie says
"It wasn't right the first time you said it! why the hell would it be right the other 10 times! god!"
then he knocks the stuff off the table and walks off
"An suv we're trying to elude someone not driving to soccer practice"
or when peter loses the house and stewie's playing pictionary with the people who bought the house
and the guy says jackal like 800 times an stewie says
"It wasn't right the first time you said it! why the hell would it be right the other 10 times! god!"
then he knocks the stuff off the table and walks off
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Posted 12 June 2005 - 03:51 PM
ROFL YES!!! I REMEMBER THE PICTIONARY ONEhahahahah!!!
Remember.. can you count to three? Count the three? what the hell , im on a 12th grade someting level already. But here you go ill count to three *pulls out laser* *shoots* ONE *shoots* TWO *shoots* THREEE!!
Remember.. can you count to three? Count the three? what the hell , im on a 12th grade someting level already. But here you go ill count to three *pulls out laser* *shoots* ONE *shoots* TWO *shoots* THREEE!!
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Charlie Hustle
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Posted 12 June 2005 - 03:55 PM
yeah family guy owns its comes on tonight on fox a new episode
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Gargar
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Posted 12 June 2005 - 03:59 PM
the drunkalumpas is great "ompa lumpa....*kick in the shin*
the pertoria episode
family guy is a great show
my 5 year old brother even likes it...
and the episode when peters dad comes chris"Gods a pervert"
and when there thud sounds coming from chris room petter goes up into his room walks out with the paddle ball and chris is room stats thuding again.
I could go on and on but ill stop
the pertoria episode
family guy is a great show
my 5 year old brother even likes it...
and the episode when peters dad comes chris"Gods a pervert"
and when there thud sounds coming from chris room petter goes up into his room walks out with the paddle ball and chris is room stats thuding again.
I could go on and on but ill stop
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Charlie Hustle
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Posted 12 June 2005 - 04:02 PM
yeah all of those are great episodes. petoria great episode especially when peter says:
"I was gonna call it peterland but the gaybar down by the airport had already taken it"
I coulndt stop laughing anyone else got the dvds
"I was gonna call it peterland but the gaybar down by the airport had already taken it"
I coulndt stop laughing anyone else got the dvds
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Alex
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Posted 12 June 2005 - 04:21 PM
I love family guy!!!
My favorite part is when Peter eats a bunch of coins to break a record, and then later he has sex with Louis and all you hear is ''Cling Cling Cling Cling.....Good night louis"
Peter: (Walks out of the bathroom and wanders into another room. He walks into the room and walks behind the bed. We find out that this is Chris' room.) Hey, you still awake, Lois honey? (Peter lays down into Chris' bed.)
Chris: Dad?
Peter: That's right, I'm your daddy. Shh, Shh, Shh, Shh. Don't talk, Lois, don't talk. Just let me do all the work. Yeah...now feel my warm breath on the nape of your neck. My hands on your big soft boobs...running down your big man-like chest. (Peter jumps up.) Holy crap, It's Chris!! Uhh...Uhh...So, uhh...How ya doin'? You do all your homework?
Chris: (nods his head.)
Peter: Finish all your subjects?
Chris: Yes, sir.
Peter: Good, just uhh, just checkin'. (Backs towards the door.) Have a good night son. (Walks down the hall.)
Peter: You still awake honey?
Stewie: What the deuce?
My favorite part is when Peter eats a bunch of coins to break a record, and then later he has sex with Louis and all you hear is ''Cling Cling Cling Cling.....Good night louis"
Peter: (Walks out of the bathroom and wanders into another room. He walks into the room and walks behind the bed. We find out that this is Chris' room.) Hey, you still awake, Lois honey? (Peter lays down into Chris' bed.)
Chris: Dad?
Peter: That's right, I'm your daddy. Shh, Shh, Shh, Shh. Don't talk, Lois, don't talk. Just let me do all the work. Yeah...now feel my warm breath on the nape of your neck. My hands on your big soft boobs...running down your big man-like chest. (Peter jumps up.) Holy crap, It's Chris!! Uhh...Uhh...So, uhh...How ya doin'? You do all your homework?
Chris: (nods his head.)
Peter: Finish all your subjects?
Chris: Yes, sir.
Peter: Good, just uhh, just checkin'. (Backs towards the door.) Have a good night son. (Walks down the hall.)
Peter: You still awake honey?
Stewie: What the deuce?
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Charlie Hustle
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Posted 12 June 2005 - 04:58 PM
yeah I saw that episode family guy has made me laugh so much
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jpt
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Posted 12 June 2005 - 06:57 PM
Ah, one of my favorite quotes is this:
Meg: Chris, stop hogging all the fans! *grabs one and puts it in her face*
Chris: Well.. Stop hogging all the ugly!
And another:
Meg: Wow, Chris, have you lost weight? I'm wicked jealous.
Chris: Really?.. Thanks Meg, I'm jealous of your moustache.
Meg: Mom! Do I really have a moustache?
Lois: It makes you look distinguished.
Meg: *starts crying*
XD
Meg: Chris, stop hogging all the fans! *grabs one and puts it in her face*
Chris: Well.. Stop hogging all the ugly!
And another:
Meg: Wow, Chris, have you lost weight? I'm wicked jealous.
Chris: Really?.. Thanks Meg, I'm jealous of your moustache.
Meg: Mom! Do I really have a moustache?
Lois: It makes you look distinguished.
Meg: *starts crying*
XD
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Posted 12 June 2005 - 08:01 PM
My favorite part is in the Y2K episode when they are traveling to Natick to the Twinky factory 
 They stop off at that old guys farm thing, and Randy Newman is there, just singing about what he see's.
Randy Newman: Fat man with his kids and dog
Drove in through the morning fog
Hey there, Rover! Come on over!
 ........
 Red headed lady
 Reaching for an apple
 Goes to take a bite
 Wait, no, she's gonna breath on it first
 Wipe it on her blouseeeee!
 She chews it once; twice; three times... four times...
 ........Â
 Saliva working!!!
 Takes a long hard look at Randy!
 Fat ol' husband walking over!
Lois: Let's get the hell out of here."
Randy (As they walk away): Left foot right foot left foot right foot le-- (Randy gets hit by a thrown applecore)
Yes, it pwns all.
 They stop off at that old guys farm thing, and Randy Newman is there, just singing about what he see's.Randy Newman: Fat man with his kids and dog
Drove in through the morning fog
Hey there, Rover! Come on over!
 ........
 Red headed lady
 Reaching for an apple
 Goes to take a bite
 Wait, no, she's gonna breath on it first
 Wipe it on her blouseeeee!
 She chews it once; twice; three times... four times...
 ........Â
 Saliva working!!!
 Takes a long hard look at Randy!
 Fat ol' husband walking over!
Lois: Let's get the hell out of here."
Randy (As they walk away): Left foot right foot left foot right foot le-- (Randy gets hit by a thrown applecore)
Yes, it pwns all.
Edited by Michael, 12 June 2005 - 08:02 PM.
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Charlie Hustle
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Posted 12 June 2005 - 08:04 PM
u cant beat family guy u find a funnier show I'll be at your feet forever
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makkalor
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Posted 13 June 2005 - 03:14 PM
hahha...
my favorite one is when peter is outside of some place(ionno) and a guy in a chicken costume gives him a coupon
peter: sorry I dont take coupons from chickens... not after last time
*peter walks into some place for a coupon... its expired... peter walks out, fight scene*
besides my crappy description.. that is my favorite part...
oh.. american dad is a good one too... not quite as funny tho
my favorite one is when peter is outside of some place(ionno) and a guy in a chicken costume gives him a coupon
peter: sorry I dont take coupons from chickens... not after last time
*peter walks into some place for a coupon... its expired... peter walks out, fight scene*
besides my crappy description.. that is my favorite part...
oh.. american dad is a good one too... not quite as funny tho
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Charlie Hustle
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Posted 15 June 2005 - 09:19 AM
yeah thats one of my fav episodes also
chicken gave me a bad coupon
chicken gave me a bad coupon
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jillian
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Posted 15 June 2005 - 12:04 PM
Funny cartoon. I've never gotten to watch but one or two episodes since I never watch TV but it's amusing. 
What's that one quote? Chris: "Why did all the dinosaurs die out?" Museum tour guide: "Because you touch yourself at night."
What's that one quote? Chris: "Why did all the dinosaurs die out?" Museum tour guide: "Because you touch yourself at night."
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Random
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Posted 15 June 2005 - 12:43 PM
I like the Gi Joe Quote from the one where Chris is gonna drink.Its too long to post.
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Sean
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Posted 15 June 2005 - 12:55 PM
I LOVE the one where Chris decides to become a rapper and he is all watching rap on TV. So funny 
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Posted 22 June 2005 - 07:33 AM
My Favorite Episiode is when They have the black weather man and he's like "IT GOAN RAIN" and my favorite quote would have to be " Mr Quagmire what do you do for a living?'" "And I Have a Question For you what are you still doing here?!?!" 
Oh Yeah and another one of my favorite quotes would have to be when Mel Gibson just walks off the cliff and lois is like "He just walked right off," and Peter Says "Yeah thats because christains don't believe in gravity." God thats funny!
Oh Yeah and another one of my favorite quotes would have to be when Mel Gibson just walks off the cliff and lois is like "He just walked right off," and Peter Says "Yeah thats because christains don't believe in gravity." God thats funny!
Edited by ike, 22 June 2005 - 07:38 AM.
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Bão
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Posted 23 June 2005 - 07:29 AM
I just saw a googlesense ad for Family Guy on codex.
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