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[Ives]

I dont like onions

[Christopher Robin]

YAY FOR ZANZI! awesome, way to go dude! well.....

I got drunk for the first time this year, I'm 13 w00t.

[Silk]

Everytime I gotta cut one(fart),I always go to some other part of the class and cut it there and the people there always think it was one of them
theres a smooth criminal for ya

I just do it in my friend's faces, it's something to be proud of

[Vegas]

I just do it in my friend's faces, it's something to be proud of

lmao I'd get my ass kicked if I did that

Edited by Scope, 15 January 2006 - 12:36 PM.

[Sakura]

Cherryade my darling Sakura.

All fizzy drinks make me burp except Cherryade. It goes off in the opposite direction.

I've got a feeling that most of this thread is going to turn into farting/bathroom stories. XD

[Silk]

I've got a feeling that most of this thread is going to turn into farting/bathroom stories. XD

Well it does have a major theme of toilets so why not
Be thankful it isnt turning towards the sexual side

[ATHFBlink]

I drink bawls
im smart but dont apply myslef...

[Vegas]

I have 5 imaginary friends
lmao jks but really
My ears are ringing right now for some reason

[Sean]

hmmmmm

In one burp, I've burped all the way from A to T

[Tim]

I have a secret

[hoju]

I have a secret

Hahahahaha XD
Good one

[Frizzle]

I have ejaculation problems.

[Will]

I have ejaculation problems.

And that's a hard act to follow.

[Frizzle]

You've still got one teste. I can't cum for shit. It's like shaking a hose for 4 hours thinking water will magically spurt out.


Yea...bit graphic, but so is porn but no-one complains about porn.

[Vegas]

You've still got one teste. I can't cum for shit. It's like shaking a hose for 4 hours thinking water will magically spurt out.
Yea...bit graphic, but so is porn but no-one complains about porn.

:blink: what the f***???lmaoaoaoao I did not need to know that.maybe your gay and u gotta start thinkin about the other gender when u do watever u do.
I guess frizzle wont have kids

but the fact that I have one functioning teste isn't!!!

by the way how do u know if it aint workin or not?

Edited by Scope, 15 January 2006 - 02:08 PM.

[Sakura]

:blink: what the f***???lmaoaoaoao I did not need to know that.maybe your gay and u gotta start thinkin about the other gender when u do watever u do.
I guess frizzle wont have kids

by the way how do u know if it aint workin or not?

Oh...yes, sexual problems immediately mean that you're gay. -.-


Sorry Netbususer, thought you weren't being serious. =/ That's unfortunate I suppose, if you want to have children at some point, but for a reason such as girls laughing at you? Nah, I know it wouldn't bother me at all, hell, it would be a good thing. Less messy clean up.


Everyone has at least one lighthearted secret, just gotta think about it. Surely you've done something very stupid before and neglected to tell an entire internet forum about it. =/


Sometimes I wish there were something more wrong with me, bi-polar or something, so I would have an excuse for how I feel. "I have depression" just doesn't cut it anymore.

[Tetiel]

I don't really want to go to the School of the Art Institute of Chicago and the only reason I want to go to the college I want to go to is to be with him... but my mom thinks it's for their art and language program...

[Will]

I don't really want to go to the School of the Art Institute of Chicago and the only reason I want to go to the college I want to go to is to be with him... but my mom thinks it's for their art and language program...

Now that folks, is how you play this game.

[Tetiel]

bad tetiel! you should want to go for you! meh.. good luck though with all of that... I know how crazy love can be.

~Cody~

Indeed *sigh* but I'd get snuggles, so I don't care how much it isn't the college for me I will eventually transfer to Chicago, but... that'd only be after he could move down near the Chicago area. Fortunately after this semester he can get a good job in programming

And to be on topic...

I've taken Hydrocodone before to make myself sick because I've had a Calc test the next day. It's never worked though. It always makes me sick when I don't want to be... stupid thing. (Ah yes and these are my old perscription from when I had strep but I never used it because it made me throw up)

[Ives]

I once told someone about to commit suicide to do it, even though they were miserable and could of gotten help.

[pyke]

I once hid a chocolate milk in some smelly jocks locker

[jellymaster2]

hmmmm well I have one that if anyone from my school saw I'd be soo screwed

I have some feelings for one of my girlfriends friends no telling now you're all being trusted

[Jakezilla]

*cough* This kinda sucks..

Whenever I dream, there is at least one instance where im at a public place, with people surrounding me, and I have either no clothes on, or just my underwear.. I panic, run around, and then suddenly look down and there they are. o.o Mostly school

I also once pissed all over the bathroom in my school XD
Emm.. I sniff whiteout/sharpies.. I once thought weed was the every-day garden weeds.. and every day every hour every minute every second I think about losing my virginity. o.o

You've still got one teste. I can't cum for shit. It's like shaking a hose for 4 hours thinking water will magically spurt out.
Yea...bit graphic, but so is porn but no-one complains about porn.

ROFL. ROFL!!!111oneonecos()pie1eleven

Your lucky.. im almost 13 and still cant do shiz.

*thanks the gods that you can still orgasm before puberty*

LOL.