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#1 Sakura

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Posted 16 February 2006 - 10:40 AM

A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after sticking a pencil inside his penis to keep it stiff during sex.

Zeljko Tupic, from Belgrade, told doctors he had experienced erectile difficulties in the past.

So as he prepared for a night with his new lover, he decided to insert a thin pencil into his penis.

Tupic had to cut his sex session short when the pencil shifted and became lodged in his bladder, forcing him to call an ambulance, the daily Kurir reported.

Doctor Aleksandar Milosevic from Belgrade's Zvezdara hospital, who succesfully removed the pencil, said: "At first the patient did not tell us what really happened, but x-rays proved the truth.

"Tupic said he had no idea there were things like Viagra available but agreed that in future he will try pills before he takes any more chances with pencils."

I would include the source but it links to a video so uh...nothing to see for the kiddies.


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    #2 Tetiel

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    Posted 16 February 2006 - 10:49 AM

    *pukes* my god... ewwwwwwwwww!!!

    #3 Sweeney

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    Posted 16 February 2006 - 10:54 AM

    Oh the horrible pain... -shudder-
    Jeeeesus, Sasuke, where do you dig up this stuff?

    #4 Silk

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    Posted 16 February 2006 - 10:55 AM

    ROFL!! *pukes from laughter on Tetiel*

    A while ago I was watching 101 embarassing sexual moments, many things like that happened including two guys shoving cement down their anus', a guy getting his penis chopped off when he put it into a vacuum and other horrible things you probably don't want to know about xD!

    #5 Gargar

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    Posted 16 February 2006 - 10:57 AM

    LMAO! The idots like that deserve to injure themeslves.

    #6 Sweeney

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    Posted 16 February 2006 - 10:59 AM

    ROFL!! *pukes from laughter on Tetiel*

    A while ago I was watching 101 embarassing sexual moments, many things like that happened including two guys shoving cement down their anus', a guy getting his penis chopped off when he put it into a vacuum and other horrible things you probably don't want to know about xD!

    If it wasn't Sky, I'll bet that program was on Channel 4... like "The World's Biggest Penis" was... x.x

    #7 Silk

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    Posted 16 February 2006 - 11:00 AM

    If it wasn't Sky, I'll bet that program was on Channel 4... like "The World's Biggest Penis" was... x.x

    It was channel 4 >.< Like I said called 101 Top Embarassing Sexual moments :p

    #8 Ives

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    Posted 16 February 2006 - 11:01 AM

    *Slowly backs off* People these days...

    #9 Sakura

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    Posted 16 February 2006 - 11:02 AM

    XD I agree that people that do this crap deserve it. :p

    #10 Silk

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    Posted 16 February 2006 - 11:05 AM

    Imagine how sucky it would be to lose your erection whilst having sex? But yeah the idea was amazingly dumb.
    I feel sorry for the guy who had to remove it >.<

    #11 Sweeney

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    Posted 16 February 2006 - 11:05 AM

    Imagine how sucky it would be to lose your erection whilst having sex? But yeah the idea was amazingly dumb.
    I feel sorry for the guy who had to remove it >.<

    Sorry, but my imagionation completely fails to be able to construct such a situation...

    #12 Sakura

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    Posted 16 February 2006 - 11:06 AM

    It happens. =/ To the young and old both. He should have went to a doctor rather than sticking something into his body. >.<

    #13 Gangrel

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    Posted 16 February 2006 - 11:25 AM

    10 points for going the extra mile to please his partner.
    -1000 points for the solution he came up with.

    *winces*

    #14 Will

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    Posted 16 February 2006 - 11:35 AM

    :p

    I have to say, if I was gay...I'd definetely call a guy like that. Heck he already has dedication, I'm sure I can give teach him not to act like a moron. :p

    #15 Sweeney

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    Posted 16 February 2006 - 11:36 AM

    :p

    I have to say, if I was gay...I'd definetely call a guy like that. Heck he already has dedication, I'm sure I can give teach him not to act like a moron. :p

    What good is dedication, if he ruins his assets after one use? Hmmm?

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    Posted 16 February 2006 - 12:56 PM

    Ouuuuuuch. Poor guy, he must've been really embarassed at the doctor's.

    At least he now knows that Viagra is out there :thumbsup:.

    #17 Silk

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    Posted 16 February 2006 - 01:29 PM

    I can immagine.. has happened to me before... :rolleyes: it worked out okay though.. I played it off nicely and turned it into a I just want to please you kind of thing.. bah I keep getting too graphic in my decription.. so well.. hopefully you know where things led to.

    Damn Cody too much description there! Why didn't you try some viagra?

    #18 Christopher Robin

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    Posted 16 February 2006 - 01:43 PM

    cody... your kidding... right?

    #19 RollCall

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    Posted 16 February 2006 - 02:12 PM

    Oh god.. -insert puke smiley-

    Why would you ever do that? :huh:

    Edited by rukahs.1996, 16 February 2006 - 02:12 PM.


    #20 Kimoflea

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    Posted 16 February 2006 - 02:15 PM

    It was channel 4 >.< Like I said called 101 Top Embarassing Sexual moments :p


    I saw that! (Matt was texting me the entire way through it :funone: ) The most horrible one was when the man got his cock stuck in a swimming pool filter. Or the one where a bloke microwaved a fruit, and got second degree burns on it.. ha!

    And Cody... I'm surprised, you told me you could keep it up for hours ;)

    #21 Silk

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    Posted 16 February 2006 - 02:23 PM

    I saw that! (Matt was texting me the entire way through it :funone: ) The most horrible one was when the man got his cock stuck in a swimming pool filter. Or the one where a bloke microwaved a fruit, and got second degree burns on it.. ha!

    And Cody... I'm surprised, you told me you could keep it up for hours ;)

    Oh finally someone who's seen it!!
    That swimming pool one was horrible, his cock was swollen up to like 3 times the size. Oh you mean the guy who microved a melon and tried masturbating through it :p
    And then there was that guy who injected his balls with like 3 litres of seiline :p
    Oh gosh I wish I had taped that show, it was hilarious xD!

    #22 Kimoflea

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    Posted 16 February 2006 - 02:27 PM

    And the people that got phones stuck up their arse because they were trying to use the vibrate feature for their own pleasure :lol:

    #23 Silk

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    Posted 16 February 2006 - 02:31 PM

    xD! And the person who was so desperate he tried to feck a horse but instead it reared out and kicked him!
    Any of the audience puked yet? :p

    #24 Sweeney

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    Posted 16 February 2006 - 02:33 PM

    Stooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop!

    Remember the Children! Oh God, the Children!
    Their poor minds!!!

    #25 Kimoflea

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    Posted 16 February 2006 - 02:37 PM

    It was an education program.. we're educating the children. You know.. don't stick your willy winkle into hot fruit, or hot horses.


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