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#1 hey

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Posted 08 April 2006 - 08:59 PM

So earlier today, I ran into an idiot on AIM who claimed that he hacked his school computer system. He then claimed that he could probably hack my computer too. Here's part of the conversation we had:

n00b: hey, bet i could hack ur computer
Me: F*** off. Bet you couldn't.
n00b: bite me
Me: ...
Me: You apparently haven't hacked me yet.
n00b: mines not 2 good yet. im a newb at doing this kind of s***
Me: What language did you write it in?
n00b: umm, i dont remember. i wrote it a while ago.
n00b: but all i have to do is get ur ip and then i put it in the program and then u r hacked
Me: Still, what did you write it in?
n00b: english u moron

He left right after that comment.

Have you had conversations with stupid people like this?

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    #2 Funnlecake

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    Posted 08 April 2006 - 09:01 PM

    all the fucking time...
    ;)

    #3 Hydrogen

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    Posted 08 April 2006 - 09:02 PM

    ive read conversations like that :p - it was similar to that :p

    script kiddies are funny :p

    #4 Hawk

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    Posted 08 April 2006 - 09:02 PM

    What an idiot. I bet he was typing in half-1337 speak too. He fits the stereotype nooby aim hacker person thingy o.O

    #5 Funnlecake

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    Posted 08 April 2006 - 09:04 PM

    he was just talking smack, he doesnt even know what a rar file is.

    #6 Balistix

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    Posted 08 April 2006 - 09:04 PM

    n00b: english u moron

    Lmao..

    #7 sockopen

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    Posted 08 April 2006 - 09:05 PM

    Lmao, that's a great conversation, I have a lot of people like that message me on MSN out of the blue, (Brian and Michael were good examples a lot of you know :p) and I used to get a massive amount of stuff like that from people on IRC.

    #8 hey

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    Posted 08 April 2006 - 09:08 PM

    Lmao, that's a great conversation, I have a lot of people like that message me on MSN out of the blue, (Brian and Michael were good examples a lot of you know :p ) and I used to get a massive amount of stuff like that from people on IRC.


    I found this guy when I went into one of the default aim chatrooms, and he was bragging to everyone how he was a 1337 hacker (there were many, many, many, many, many, many, many porn bots too). So I decided to have a little fun with him. :)

    #9 Cataliste

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    Posted 08 April 2006 - 09:13 PM

    jesus christ. i hate little script kiddies. fucking newbs are too god damn stupid to do anything themselves. this is why i am so happy most PERL hacking scripts are lamerproofed. it keeps bitches like that from screwing ppl over who dont deserve it.

    people like them give people like us bad names :(

    #10 Hawk

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    Posted 08 April 2006 - 09:13 PM

    I found this guy when I went into one of the default aim chatrooms, and he was bragging to everyone how he was a 1337 hacker (there were many, many, many, many, many, many, many porn bots too). So I decided to have a little fun with him. :)

    Shoulda prentended to hack him back.
    Or just get his IP adress to spook him a bit :p

    #11 Raui

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    Posted 08 April 2006 - 11:42 PM

    LMAO i like getting n00bs with saying that their msn is stuffed and to goto this site and give me the "serial" it pops up with and the serial is really their passwords hash. I got 2 people this weekend with it :D

    #12 Stephen

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    Posted 09 April 2006 - 01:01 AM

    So earlier today, I ran into an idiot on AIM who claimed that he hacked his school computer system. He then claimed that he could probably hack my computer too. Here's part of the conversation we had:
    He left right after that comment.

    Have you had conversations with stupid people like this?

    Lol. Those are funny. I've had a couple on ICQ. Heres one I saved too:

    Wannabe: Give me $50 on paypal!!!!
    Me: Erm.. no?
    Wannabe: Fine. I'm forced to hack into your paypal.
    Me: And just how do you know I even have PayPal?
    Wannabe: My program tells me your username and password.
    Me: And how did you make this program?
    Wannabe: HTML
    Me: KK mate, thought I'd let you know, 1) I don't have paypal, and 2) You can't code programs in HTML.. only webpages. o___O



    #13 Cam

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    Posted 09 April 2006 - 01:05 AM

    Lawl stephen he got owned :p

    #14 Balistix

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    Posted 09 April 2006 - 01:23 AM

    ROFL thats even funnier..

    #15 Daniel ~ Bong

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    Posted 09 April 2006 - 02:57 AM

    ROFL. He wrote it in english! xD.

    #16 supatyson

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    Posted 09 April 2006 - 03:01 AM

    These are rather funny to read. I cant hack or anything but still Im not like these people.

    #17 Jake

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    Posted 09 April 2006 - 04:05 AM

    That was pretty funny, he is even a worse hacker than me. I don't know anything about that stuff but atleast I know it didn't mean English.

    #18 Christopher Robin

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    Posted 09 April 2006 - 05:09 AM

    LMFAO what a nub cake xD i say... RELEASE THE METEOR!!! xD i've only gotten a few of those... and they werent that retarted, they were scammers...

    #19 Mr. Hobo

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    Posted 09 April 2006 - 07:19 AM

    Me: Still, what did you write it in?
    n00b: english u moron


    That made me literally laugh out loud :p. I find it amusing when some noob says he can hack you and you have to pay him or something to not get hacked.

    #20 SupermanFTM

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    Posted 09 April 2006 - 07:23 AM

    People like that really don't message me. Yay :) That's hilarious though!

    #21 X23X

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    Posted 09 April 2006 - 07:45 AM

    Hey give me that guys aim lol i wanna scre with him

    #22 Ives

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    Posted 09 April 2006 - 08:51 AM

    As funnelcake said: "All the fucking time." Every time i get on aim, someone thinks they can own me.

    #23 Guest_Rambo_*

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    Posted 09 April 2006 - 08:53 AM

    Idiot? Yes

    #24 X23X

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    Posted 09 April 2006 - 12:53 PM

    When this happens p me their user lmao ill own them

    #25 Decade

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    Posted 09 April 2006 - 02:32 PM

    so can you hack aim?


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