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[foogie]

My parents watch ESPN all the time.

lmao.

yes.

Mine do as well.

[cara]

lol, I am as well, I'm a very secretive person...

which is why I was caught off guard today. XD

LOL


Well, I'm good at keeping things unless people relentlessly poke questions at me ..


--But really, tell your dad it *wouldn't* be normal for you *not* to have a boyfriend.

[BarCode]

About a year ago I used to make trojans and keyloggers and hacked people. I forgot to minimize the program when I went to go to the washroom and luckily enough, my dad went to do something on my computer because his internet wasn't working. Turned out he didn't really care.
Last week I got caught about to slit my wrists.
Those are the only thing I've been caught doing.

[foogie]

LOL
Well, I'm good at keeping things unless people relentlessly poke questions at me ..
--But really, tell your dad it *wouldn't* be normal for you *not* to have a boyfriend.

hahaha, indeed. XD

my dad brought it up again at dinner, and I got the whole 3rd degree from my mom. Who is he? what does he do? what's he like? XD

it's just so unnatural for them to think that I might have a social life with guys. XD

About a year ago I used to make trojans and keyloggers and hacked people. I forgot to minimize the program when I went to go to the washroom and luckily enough, my dad went to do something on my computer because his internet wasn't working. Turned out he didn't really care.
Last week I got caught about to slit my wrists.
Those are the only thing I've been caught doing.

lol. your parents seem pretty lenient. That can be a good thing, sometimes, but other times it's good to have intrusive parents, then you have someone to talk to about problems and such. lol

[BarCode]

your parents seem pretty lenient. That can be a good thing, sometimes, but other times it's good to have intrusive parents, then you have someone to talk to about problems and such. lol

to be honest, i can't remember the last time i sat down and had a conversation with them. I'm anti-social in the real world.

[foogie]

to be honest, i can't remember the last time i sat down and had a conversation with them. I'm anti-social in the real world.

it's good to have close relationships with your family, you should sit them down and just have a chat! My family has dinner together every night and all that jazz, we're incredibly traditional.

I'm extremely antisocial IRL as well, but with my few friends, I just can't stop talking. lol

and you know, when you do have issues that you don't want to talk with your parents about, everyone here has open ears.

[ink]

lol Well my dad thinks he is a fragging computer genius, I give him credit with his hardware repair though, so he randomly checks my computer at odd moments.

I am guessing he hoped to find me masturbating or something, since he checked a lot. Sick bastard... anyways...
I was downloading two PS2 games and burning another one I had previously downloaded. I don't know why but at the exact moment the burn was finished, he blasted into my room. Before I had time to shut off my comp and ditch the disc, he blew up and raided my computer. Checking every folder possible and being a complete wise ass. He deleted anything and everything thing he thought was pirated or illegal in some manner. Including some of my own stuff I was developing.

Afterwords he took my monitor cables, my USB cables, and my speakers (OMFG! NOOOOO!), gave me a huge speech about me going to hell because I lie, cheat, steal... blah blah blah

I couldn't touch my computer for 4 months... that sucked pretty bad, but I coped.

Another time, out of the blue one day this year my mom found pieces of a condom wrapper (like the foil) under a shirt I threw over in the corner of my room. I hadn't touched that shirt for years. She was like, "Tell me what this is before I make any assumptions."
I told her what it was, she was the greatest and kindest person in my family that was still living.
She then went through the list of:
"Oh, you just wanted to know what they felt like?" No.
"You found it somewhere and wanted to see what it was?" No.
"Then what?" Err... I had sex.
I felt like killing myself, I was wicked embaraced. I was expecting a hammer to the head and having my body left outside the house.
To my suprise, she laughed and said "That is okay, I mean a lot do this. It is just kind of unexpected. When did you actually use this?"
I said, "Well that one is from last year... I'm sorry mum"
She said, "Aww, that is fine. But how many times did you do it... and with who?"
I blushed like hell and said, "Ehh... together about six times... Arianna, Patricia, and Kristen."
She said, "Holy hell." She laughed, looked down, then continued, "Well your brother was quite 'active', to say with Stacey. His friend Allen experimented with Margaret. Heh, I wasn't such a pure thing either. Guess it runs in the genes" She laughed harder.

I was damn near about to pass out. Sooooo embaracing. Even though my mom understood and said it was fine... Meh

EDIT:
Oh yah, by the time my mother found this out, my parents had gone through divorce. My dad isn't allowed to see me because he is abusive, thank goodness, and my life is a whole lot better.

[Ives]

Yea, I've been caught several times having sex and screwing around with narcotics. It's too bad for my parents that I had a lockpick, two windows, a rope, and some friends.

[foogie]

lol Well my dad thinks he is a fragging computer genius, I give him credit with his hardware repair though, so he randomly checks my computer at odd moments.

I am guessing he hoped to find me masturbating or something, since he checked a lot. Sick bastard... anyways...
I was downloading two PS2 games and burning another one I had previously downloaded. I don't know why but at the exact moment the burn was finished, he blasted into my room. Before I had time to shut off my comp and ditch the disc, he blew up and raided my computer. Checking every folder possible and being a complete wise ass. He deleted anything and everything thing he thought was pirated or illegal in some manner. Including some of my own stuff I was developing.

Afterwords he took my monitor cables, my USB cables, and my speakers (OMFG! NOOOOO!), gave me a huge speech about me going to hell because I lie, cheat, steal... blah blah blah

I couldn't touch my computer for 4 months... that sucked pretty bad, but I coped.

Another time, out of the blue one day this year my mom found pieces of a condom wrapper (like the foil) under a shirt I threw over in the corner of my room. I hadn't touched that shirt for years. She was like, "Tell me what this is before I make any assumptions."
I told her what it was, she was the greatest and kindest person in my family that was still living.
She then went through the list of:
"Oh, you just wanted to know what they felt like?" No.
"You found it somewhere and wanted to see what it was?" No.
"Then what?" Err... I had sex.
I felt like killing myself, I was wicked embaraced. I was expecting a hammer to the head and having my body left outside the house.
To my suprise, she laughed and said "That is okay, I mean a lot do this. It is just kind of unexpected. When did you actually use this?"
I said, "Well that one is from last year... I'm sorry mum"
She said, "Aww, that is fine. But how many times did you do it... and with who?"
I blushed like hell and said, "Ehh... together about six times... Arianna, Patricia, and Kristen."
She said, "Holy hell." She laughed, looked down, then continued, "Well your brother was quite 'active', to say with Stacey. His friend Allen experimented with Margaret. Heh, I wasn't such a pure thing either. Guess it runs in the genes" She laughed harder.

I was damn near about to pass out. Sooooo embaracing. Even though my mom understood and said it was fine... Meh

EDIT:
Oh yah, by the time my mother found this out, my parents had gone through divorce. My dad isn't allowed to see me because he is abusive, thank goodness, and my life is a whole lot better.

hahahaha, my parents don't care about the illegal downloads... and they're barely computer illiterate. XD

and good lord!!! XD I mean, I had a weird conversation with an aunt once, when she asked if I did pigs, as in drawing, she wants me to draw her pigs, and then she went off "I don't mean do you DO pigs, I mean, I've done a few pigs in my time, but drawing! yes...."

lmao, cripes... my parents are extremely secretive about anything sexual. XD there are some things you really don't need to talk about with parents. XD

it's good to hear things are better now, lol.

*makes mental note for future: properly dispose of condom items and accessories*

[Punk]

Only thing I was ever cought for was swearing, at the age of 8.

[foogie]

Yea, I've been caught several times having sex with girls and screwing around with narcotics. It's too bad for my parents that I had a lockpick, two windows, a rope, and some friends.

hahaha, sounds like a recipe for mischief. XD

my room is in the basement, and has no windos. D:

*helloooo, fire safety laws* XD

Only thing I was ever cought for was swearing, at the age of 8.

hahaha, either you're a very good and well-raised son, or you're incredibly stealthy with your moments of misbehaving.... so, which is it? XD

[SupermanFTM]

God Ink, I wish I had your mom! That's soo flippin awesome. Luckily for me, never been caught doing anything yet I'm the smart one of my family.

[travis]

Pscht...my dad is so deep into the warez scene. He encourages me to download things, and then is like "!$@$SGS GIMMEEE!"

[foogie]

God Ink, I wish I had your mom! That's soo flippin awesome. Luckily for me, never been caught doing anything yet I'm the smart one of my family.

haha, your time shall come. *glares at your smartness with added luck*

[foogie]

Pscht...my dad is so deep into the warez scene. He encourages me to download things, and then is like "!$@$SGS GIMMEEE!"

hahaha, my dad will sometimes call me up to show him how to download a little video clip of someone showing off their boat or something... lol

I'm actually really good about not getting caught doing shit...

I mean.. I've been doing drugs for over 2 years now.. and the only time I even got remotely caught was when they found my pill stash.. but that was just 'pills' and they see all the news reports about teens abusing perscriptions.. and they don't know about anything harder.. so yeah..

I must admit to doing A LOT of shit that I shouldn't have../was illegal to do/my rents wouldn't approve of me doing... however I've only been caught on a few occasions... and I can usually play it off really well being an actor..

One of the most memorable ones for me had to have been being caught getting head from a certain female who I instantly threw a cover over the both of us.. and acted along.. they knew what was going on though I'm sure.
And on a few other occasions.. I've been walked in on in some sexual act or another... the worst part is when they continue to have a casual conversation with you while it's going on... and take 5 fucking minutes to leave! (mind you me that I live with my grandparents... hmpf)

I've also been caught with 80 gigs of porn... not because i'm stupid.. but because I have some 1337 ass hax0r for an ex-stepdad who probably needn't be meddling in business other than his own.. but so be it.

hell.. I've even had the cops called on me before.. but I've gotten away with 99.83% of the shit I've done.. so all in all.. I'd say I'm pretty good.

lmao. Smooth. I have trouble covering for things (like when my dad brought up today's event at dinner) because I smile and giggle nervously and uncontrollably... XD I just CAN'T HELP IT!!! D: lmao.

[juju]

I don't really get caught doing anything, or maybe I do get caught but my parents don't say anything.

Otherwise I can just lie my way out of most things xD.

[foogie]

I'm really not all that smooth... I even get the whole breath smelt eyes stared into thing after I get home near anytime I'm out...

I just found that that trident orange gum is such a strong smell.. it outwieghs alcohol.. by a million to one... and the eyes.. I'll just fuck around with a flashlight before going in.. so not too big of a deal...

hell.. I've even been checked into a rehabilitation center place before.. but not even for drugs.. but because they thought I was suicidal? I talked to the doctor for a bit before being admitted.. and he was absolutly convinced I didn't have a single problem.. and that they where freaking out about nothing by the time I left...

It's funny that I've been caught for so much.. yet it doesn't begin to compare to the number of things I've done in total..

sad really... hmpf.

hahaha, indeed. It's good to know that kids today have the knowledge to experiment with different cover-up tactics. D: I've never actually ever had to hide anything, and since I'm legal drinking age (18) now, it doesn't matter if I smell like alcohol.... lol, but wow. never thought of the flashlight thing...

I don't really get caught doing anything, or maybe I do get caught but my parents don't say anything.

Otherwise I can just lie my way out of most things xD.

XD

I've been caught in a lie a few times, but the only thing that happens is my mom will go excessively on a guilt trip.

lol. you're lucky though, if you've been caught and they never did anything... the worst thing one can get is that look from your mom....

[Ives]

Warez? Man, that sucks Ink. I've had similar crap before, though. One time, I backed up one of my Godzilla DVD's and added on subtitles. Not a total crime if it's for personal use. So I load the VIDEO_TS file, run it in power DVD, and my mom notices the subtitles when she goes into my room. She knew the original disc didn't have subs, so she got SO fucking pissed over nothing. She even went to the distributors site and found everything about their legal copyrights, etc. She got so fucking pissed. At dinner time, I asked her if she could add on some mashed potatoes. So instead of adding the small amount, she throws the plate halfway across the room, bashes it against the table, ruining everyone elses meal. She then screamed at me saying that it was my fault for ruining everyones meals, and added on more punishment terms.

[foogie]

I actually catch my rents doing more shit than they've ever caught me doing.. I just don't say anything.. or nonchalantly bring topics around that up.. and let them know tht I know.. without saying I know.. that's fun.. or not sayign anything.. always good to have shit to fall back on if you're ever in trouble..

lmao. XD

lucky turd. My parents never do anything wrong or anything to be caught doing. D:

they're too tightly wound. lol.

Warez? Man, that sucks Ink. I've had similar crap before, though. One time, I backed up one of my Godzilla DVD's and added on subtitles. Not a total crime if it's for personal use. So I load the VIDEO_TS file, run it in power DVD, and my mom notices the subtitles when she goes into my room. She knew the original disc didn't have subs, so she got SO fucking pissed over nothing. She even went to the distributors site and found everything about their legal copyrights, etc. She got so fucking pissed. At dinner time, I asked her if she could add on some mashed potatoes. So instead of adding the small amount, she throws the plate halfway across the room, bashes it against the table, ruining everyone elses meal. She then screamed at me saying that it was my fault for ruining everyones meals, and added on more punishment terms.

wow....

I'm not smart enough to begin to understand how you got the subtitles to the video... so I can't even fathom what my mom would think about me doing that... XD

[Ives]

lmao. XD

lucky turd. My parents never do anything wrong or anything to be caught doing. D:

they're too tightly wound. lol.


wow....

I'm not smart enough to begin to understand how you got the subtitles to the video... so I can't even fathom what my mom would think about me doing that... XD

1. MPE Compress with DVD Shrink.
2. Demux the files with VobEdit
3. Add subtitles using DVDAuthorGUI
4. Compile the disc with nero.

That's how you do it, in simple terms. You can't directly add it to the disc, but you can rip out the main video and add on subs (EG there are a ton for Battle Royale.)

[foogie]

1. MPE Compress with DVD Shrink.
2. Demux the files with VobEdit
3. Add subtitles using DVDAuthorGUI
4. Compile the disc with nero.

That's how you do it, in simple terms. You can't directly add it to the disc, but you can rip out the main video and add on subs (EG there are a ton for Battle Royale.)

*feels stupid for what I'm about to say*

your simplified version confused me further... D:

lmao, I was lost at 'MPE'...

[Ives]

*feels stupid for what I'm about to say*

your simplified version confused me further... D:

lmao, I was lost at 'MPE'...

MPE is a type of video compression.

[foogie]

MPE is a type of video compression.

I seeee....

and compression... as in making the file smaller?

[Warlord]

I've never been caught doing anything, I don't really do anything wrong though so whatever. I stay out at a friend's place til like 4 am sometimes but all we do is watch movies and play ddr/board games (I know, I suck )

[foogie]

I've never been caught doing anything, I don't really do anything wrong though so whatever. I stay out at a friend's place til like 4 am sometimes but all we do is watch movies and play ddr/board games (I know, I suck )

lmao. well it's always better to stay on the good side... I havent ever been out that late except for babysitting.