.: Adopt-A-Newbie :.
#26
Posted 23 June 2006 - 06:54 PM
#27
Posted 23 June 2006 - 06:56 PM
I cannot be adopted mere mortal!!
And yes, my real name consists of three dots.
I am no mere mortal. I am the Ayatollah of Rock n Rolla. So you are now my Adoptee, my first training exercise is to teach you how to teach me young padawan.
#28
Posted 23 June 2006 - 06:58 PM
#29
Posted 23 June 2006 - 06:59 PM
YAY
Yeah i might be doing pretty good on my own so i guess ill just be your apprentice. I'm the Eeyore in training
Whooot!!! I have an apprentice!
Wow Eeyore, your talking about me.
*gets pin* *wait, no* *gets hammer* *smashes head in to deflate ego* I've seen enough men with they're heads up their arses about their own looks today, you were the last straw Marine.
On that bright note, who wants to be under my wing? I smell nice and I have fluffy down feathers...I lack in skills though, so if you want help in gfxing/programming/neopets programs I'm so not the right donkey for you...
Edit: Member called Jelly! Oh I want them!! They have a cool name! *bounce*
Edited by Eeyore, 23 June 2006 - 07:00 PM.
#30
Posted 23 June 2006 - 07:01 PM
Teach me the way in the way of the Eeyores masterWhooot!!! I have an apprentice!
#31
Posted 23 June 2006 - 07:07 PM
Teach me the way in the way of the Eeyores master
*Bows* My son, you must always lose your tail to teach you humility, and find it again to teach you gratitude. Your complaints must be phrased humerously and your enthusiasms must be brief and sarcastic. *bows again*
...Oooooooor you can just post lots, try and make friends, completely abuse emotions and then try and make up for it by not using them at all, not make confrontation but when you -do- put the confronation in well arguemented points so intimidating and long that no one will read it, won't realise it actually is confrontation and thus no arguements are started, but you feel heaps better.
That is the way of the Eeyore.
#32
Posted 23 June 2006 - 07:09 PM
Whooot!!! I have an apprentice!
*gets pin* *wait, no* *gets hammer* *smashes head in to deflate ego* I've seen enough men with they're heads up their arses about their own looks today, you were the last straw Marine.
WTF... You said a guy with brown hair... I have brown hair. You said a guy with eyes. I have two of them...You said a guy who likes walks on the beach. I LIVE IN FREAKIN FLORIDA... What else can you want.
#33
Posted 23 June 2006 - 07:10 PM
#34
Posted 23 June 2006 - 07:10 PM
#35
Posted 23 June 2006 - 07:12 PM
Whatever you get the point.
#36
Posted 23 June 2006 - 07:12 PM
WTF... You said a guy with brown hair... I have brown hair. You said a guy with eyes. I have two of them...You said a guy who likes walks on the beach. I LIVE IN FREAKIN FLORIDA... What else can you want.
None of that was the problem, you crossed out cute and said effing hot or something, that's what bugged me .
Eh, I want a lot of things, but I won't bore you with that -_-.
Edit: You realise you're causing me to look evil infront of the new people? Thanks Marine .
Edited by Eeyore, 23 June 2006 - 07:13 PM.
#37
Posted 23 June 2006 - 07:14 PM
I want a new car. Your turn.
*adopts people*
#38
Posted 23 June 2006 - 07:16 PM
*Bows* My son, you must always lose your tail to teach you humility, and find it again to teach you gratitude. Your complaints must be phrased humerously and your enthusiasms must be brief and sarcastic. *bows again*
...Oooooooor you can just post lots, try and make friends, completely abuse emotions and then try and make up for it by not using them at all, not make confrontation but when you -do- put the confronation in well arguemented points so intimidating and long that no one will read it, won't realise it actually is confrontation and thus no arguements are started, but you feel heaps better.
That is the way of the Eeyore.
#39
Posted 23 June 2006 - 07:19 PM
I'm a nub
Edited by .:Nub:., 23 June 2006 - 07:23 PM.
#40
Posted 23 June 2006 - 07:25 PM
#41
Posted 23 June 2006 - 07:25 PM
Post lots,made some friends(not a lot though )completely abuse emotions and then try and make up for it by not using them at alldone that aswell Thank you for your teachings o wise one *bows head*
*rests palm on forehead in a symbolistic way, then lifts it off and looks all wise* Of course my son, you are ready to leave my side. Go. Spread the word of Eeyore. *bows own head*
Rush you don't need adopting either! But go on then, I shall steal you =3, Tet already has someone!
Edit: Anyone that does need adopting, I'm still a willing adoptee. *pushes Tim away* He steals noses! Don't go for him!
Edited by Eeyore, 23 June 2006 - 07:26 PM.
#42
Posted 23 June 2006 - 07:26 PM
EDIT: Yey! Eeyore owns me now
Edited by .:Nub:., 23 June 2006 - 07:28 PM.
#43
Posted 23 June 2006 - 07:27 PM
#44
Posted 23 June 2006 - 07:27 PM
Well, how about me? *puts on kinky eyes* *blinks*
You're Rush I have stolen thee. Kinky eyes are scary though...lose them .
#45
Posted 23 June 2006 - 07:28 PM
Edit: Anyone that does need adopting, I'm still a willing adoptee. *pushes Tim away* He steals noses! Don't go for him!
Just because I have a nose fetish..
Sure, I'll adopt you Rush.
Eeyore, you stole my nub. Nub-whore.
Edited by Tim, 23 June 2006 - 07:29 PM.
#46
Posted 23 June 2006 - 07:29 PM
*loses kinky eyes*
Edited by .:Nub:., 23 June 2006 - 07:29 PM.
#47
Posted 23 June 2006 - 07:30 PM
#48
Posted 23 June 2006 - 07:33 PM
#49
Posted 23 June 2006 - 07:33 PM
Just because I have a nose fetish..
Sure, I'll adopt you Rush.
Eeyore, you stole my nub. Nub-whore.
Okay, I was shooed away by Darkness before because he doesn't like my flair for overtaking topics and making people post to me and then replying to people that address me, but one more won't hurt. It'll be my last like I need to go to bed and I don't want to upset Darkness anymore, he's being nice to me about it =3.
I'm the best Nub-whore Tim, I claimed him because he wanted me, you're just there on the sidelines *wafts away* Nose fetisher!
Oh noes, *splits my self into two*
*loses kinky eyes*
I got the better half! *clings to it*
Okay, going to bed now, Night guys! *runs away from Darkness*
Edited by Eeyore, 23 June 2006 - 07:34 PM.
#50
Posted 23 June 2006 - 07:36 PM
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