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#1 darebear

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Posted 18 July 2006 - 02:00 AM

- there is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals chuck norris allows to live

-guns don't kill people, chuck norris kills people

-chuck norris does not sleep. he waits

-the cheif export of chuck norris is pain.

-There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.

-Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.

-The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer

-Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

-Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.

-Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING



do you know any???

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    #2 Cataliste

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    Posted 18 July 2006 - 02:30 AM

    Chuck Norris has never done a push-up in his life. He pushes the Earth DOWN.

    #3 travis

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    Posted 18 July 2006 - 02:35 AM

    Chuck Norris fails.

    #4 xenif

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    Posted 18 July 2006 - 05:56 AM

    Chuck Norris jokes are old and not funny anymore. ): Along with Mr. T and Vin Diesel.

    Of course, after saying that you have to add the classic:

    Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because he is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of him.

    #5 potatom

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    Posted 18 July 2006 - 06:54 AM

    my freind tells me these

    i geuss this is where he got them

    no i dont know any


    #6 Freddy

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    Posted 18 July 2006 - 07:24 AM

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    Chuck Norris is a nub.

    #7 xenif

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    Posted 18 July 2006 - 07:32 AM

    I have few more.

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    Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris (born March 10, 1940) is an American martial artist, action star, and Hollywood actor.

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    Chuck Norris has two younger brothers, Wieland and Aaron Norris.


    Chuck Norris, as stated above, is a nub.

    #8 mooseloaf

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    Posted 21 July 2006 - 07:21 AM

    When the boogeyman goes to sleep,he checks his clost for chuck norris.

    #9 Darkness

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    Posted 21 July 2006 - 07:53 AM

    QUOTE(Travis @ Jul 18 2006, 05:35 AM) View Post

    Chuck Norris fails.



    QUOTE(Freddy @ Jul 18 2006, 10:24 AM) View Post

    Chuck Norris is a nub.

    His jokes suck. Old topic too, not that bad I guess.

    #10 Hawk

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    Posted 21 July 2006 - 09:41 AM

    QUOTE(Darkness @ Jul 21 2006, 09:53 AM) View Post

    His jokes suck.

    I agree x 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999. I never found any humor in these stupid jokes, because they suck.


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