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[Stepoo]

BILOXI, Miss. - Leann Real promised her husband, an avid sports fan, that if they ever had a son he'd get to pick the name. ESPN Montana Real was born this week at Biloxi Regional Medical Center.

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[travis]

Idiots.
Redneck.com

[Vegas]

Somebody should slap that guy in the back of the head. Geezzz.

[otherworld]

hes going to be popular at school

[Black Flame]

Why think of how your kid will be treated in school in the future when you can just name him ESPN for your own selfish reasons!!! Brilliant!!!



Idiots...

[Archon]

I would just call him Espen.

[Bão]

I would just call him Espen.

I was thinking the same. Of all the names to choose, why ESPN? Why not after your favorite sports player if he's such a fan of sports? Some people don't have common sense.

[ToxicS]

"Hey ESPN. I'm watching you."

[Black Flame]

"Bad boy ESPN! Your getting a time out with CBS and ABC!"

[Christopher Robin]

ESPN... what a moron Espen I can see. ESPN? Nope... stupid What an asshole, they kid will most likely use his middle name.

[pyke]

Hahaha, sucks to be that kid xD

[Krnsaber]

Yeah, I heard of this. Guys gonna need a name change when hes older

[Tim]

I would just call him Espen.

That's what I thought of right before reading your post. I'd get a name change if I was him.

[foogie]

O__o

sounds like perhaps he might be getting back at her for something... D:


at my high school, one of the chemistry teachers and one of the biology teachers got married and their last name was 'Real', so when they finally had their baby, there were so many joke names floating around, like "ferris Real" (ferris wheel) XD

the day they had their baby, they had a message put on the staff's announcement board as to the gender and name... it eas Eiso Taupe Real. jewis or something.

pronounced "Isotope Real".


it all turned out to be a joke. hahaha

[Shin]

"Hey ESPN. I'm watching you."

I'd hate to be him. Why would you name your child a TV network?!

[pyke]

I'd hate to be him. Why would you name your child a TV network?!

Because, you are some madly obsessed hillbilly?

[Hawk]

Because, you are some madly obsessed hillbilly?

"But I want to name him Mike!"
"bark Mike, I hate that name, lets name him, uhh.... ESPN!"
"Good idea honey!"

[Sean]

I would just call him Espen.

Thought the same thing

[foogie]

ROFL eido taupe real i just spit out some coke isotope real really funny

lmao. XD it was awesome, since they were both nerdy science teachers too. hahaha


I see your weenie collection has expanded again...

[Zeeky]

I think I would shoot myself... seriously.

[foogie]

rofl i printed them out and i have them in my french binder and at night...i put them under my pillow i traped another quote XD

hahahaha

a weenie binder accompanied by subliminal weenie messaging. Now THAT's my idea of a good time.

[foogie]

lol, its all fun till my teacher wants to inspect my binder O.O

ROFL.

IT'S NOT MY WEENIE, I SWEAR! D:

[Lemonblood]

I'm naming my kid johnsy, after .. well, an inside joke.

[Carbon]

Getting called in a doctor's office would stink for this kid now.