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#1 Black Flame

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Posted 15 October 2006 - 10:41 AM



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Canadian troops fighting Taliban militants in Afghanistan have stumbled across an unexpected and potent enemy -- almost impenetrable forests of 10-feet-high marijuana plants.

General Rick Hillier, chief of the Canadian defense staff, said on Thursday that Taliban fighters were using the forests as cover. In response, the crew of at least one armored car had camouflaged their vehicle with marijuana.

"The challenge is that marijuana plants absorb energy, heat very readily. It's very difficult to penetrate with thermal devices ... and as a result you really have to be careful that the Taliban don't dodge in and out of those marijuana forests," he said in a speech in Ottawa.

"We tried burning them with white phosphorous -- it didn't work. We tried burning them with diesel -- it didn't work. The plants are so full of water right now ... that we simply couldn't burn them," he said.

Even successful incineration had its drawbacks.

"A couple of brown plants on the edges of some of those (forests) did catch on fire. But a section of soldiers that was downwind from that had some ill effects and decided that was probably not the right course of action," Hillier said dryly.

One soldier told him later: "Sir, three years ago before I joined the army, I never thought I'd say 'That damn marijuana'."


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    #2 Jeff

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    Posted 15 October 2006 - 10:55 AM

    I wonder how many people smoked it.

    That's pretty crazy, though tongue.gif

    #3 powerman5000

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    Posted 15 October 2006 - 11:01 AM

    The solution is easy. Send about 100 Californians to Afghanistan and there will be no more forests by the end of the month. biggrin.gif

    #4 Funnlecake

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    Posted 15 October 2006 - 11:04 AM

    Man, that is funny biggrin.gif

    #5 Jeff

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    Posted 15 October 2006 - 11:17 AM

    QUOTE(powerman5000 @ Oct 15 2006, 02:01 PM) View Post

    The solution is easy. Send about 100 Californians to Afghanistan and there will be no more forests by the end of the month. biggrin.gif

    Haha, that's just great.

    #6 Shin

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    Posted 15 October 2006 - 11:31 AM

    QUOTE(powerman5000 @ Oct 15 2006, 03:01 PM) View Post

    The solution is easy. Send about 100 Californians to Afghanistan and there will be no more forests by the end of the month. biggrin.gif


    laugh.gif

    These people are getting more and more creative..

    #7 pyke

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    Posted 15 October 2006 - 11:36 AM

    Bomb it? Not only would you kill a bunch of taliban, but the fumes would render the remaining ones useless...

    #8 Charmender

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    Posted 15 October 2006 - 11:51 AM

    Well they tried burning it, i bet the person who came up with that idea was a stoner

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    Posted 15 October 2006 - 02:43 PM

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    #10 Red

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    Posted 15 October 2006 - 02:47 PM

    QUOTE(Black Flame @ Oct 15 2006, 10:41 AM) View Post

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    Edited by Red, 15 October 2006 - 02:49 PM.


    #11 philywilly

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    Posted 15 October 2006 - 02:59 PM

    Ahahahaha... I loled. God I wish I had that in my backyard tongue.gif

    #12 Red

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    Posted 15 October 2006 - 03:07 PM

    QUOTE(philywilly @ Oct 15 2006, 03:59 PM) View Post

    Ahahahaha... I loled. God I wish I had that in my backyard tongue.gif

    and police around your neighborhood tongue.gif

    #13 Melchoire

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    Posted 15 October 2006 - 03:44 PM

    rofl Afghanistan always has wild growing Cannabis and opium tongue.gif

    #14 Plew

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    Posted 15 October 2006 - 04:45 PM

    holy moly that is crazy. ten foot forest of weed biggrin.gif i never knew the taliban smoked either

    #15 Sean

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    Posted 15 October 2006 - 04:48 PM

    Duuuuuuuudddde!!!! I say chop down a few plants and have a freakin party XD

    #16 Plew

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    Posted 15 October 2006 - 04:49 PM

    QUOTE(Sean @ Oct 15 2006, 04:48 PM) View Post

    Duuuuuuuudddde!!!! I say chop down a few plants and have a freakin party XD

    or sell it

    #17 Alicia

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    Posted 15 October 2006 - 05:04 PM

    That is just scary......bombing it would be most effective. Or give it to my town ..... tis full of druggies 0_o

    #18 Plew

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    Posted 15 October 2006 - 05:06 PM

    QUOTE(Pele @ Oct 15 2006, 05:04 PM) View Post

    That is just scary......bombing it would be most effective. Or give it to my town ..... tis full of druggies 0_o

    haha..... set it on fire and see what would happen to everyone around the forest blink.gif

    #19 Red

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    Posted 15 October 2006 - 05:09 PM

    QUOTE(Plew @ Oct 15 2006, 05:06 PM) View Post

    haha..... set it on fire and see what would happen to everyone around the forest blink.gif


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    "We tried burning them with white phosphorous -- it didn't work. We tried burning them with diesel -- it didn't work. The plants are so full of water right now ... that we simply couldn't burn them," he said.

    Even successful incineration had its drawbacks.

    "A couple of brown plants on the edges of some of those (forests) did catch on fire. But a section of soldiers that was downwind from that had some ill effects and decided that was probably not the right course of action," Hillier said dryly.


    lol they got high.

    Edited by Red, 15 October 2006 - 05:10 PM.


    #20 Christopher Robin

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    Posted 15 October 2006 - 05:23 PM

    Whoa... I'd go there xD Seems cool, I'd say someone should steal it all and sell it. OR America should take it and distribute it as Medicinal Marijuana!

    #21 Stepoo

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    Posted 15 October 2006 - 05:26 PM

    You couldn't do shit with it. You would have to dry it out first.

    Everyone knows that wet weed is bad weed.

    #22 Red

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    Posted 15 October 2006 - 05:29 PM

    Maybe it should be like something you get in return for joining the army.

    Imagine

    Join the Army now!

    Benefits
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    - college money
    - the joy of marijuana

    #23 Funnlecake

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    Posted 15 October 2006 - 06:31 PM

    They could use it to film "rolling kansas 2"

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    Posted 15 October 2006 - 06:37 PM

    ... -cough-

    .. Thats a whole lot of marijuana ...

    Edited by cara, 15 October 2006 - 06:38 PM.


    #25 Red

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    Posted 15 October 2006 - 06:45 PM

    QUOTE(cara @ Oct 15 2006, 07:37 PM) View Post

    ... -cough-

    .. Thats a whole lot of marijuana ...

    and they are 10-feet high XD


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