i will start:
"If you were a booger, I would pick you."
The Cheesiest Pick Up lines?
Started by Plew, Dec 19 2006 05:53 PM
49 replies to this topic
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Plew
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Posted 19 December 2006 - 05:53 PM
i will start:
"If you were a booger, I would pick you."
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Random
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Posted 19 December 2006 - 05:54 PM
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Nice shoes, wanna fuck? <-Myspace or youtube or something.
Nice shoes, wanna fuck? <-Myspace or youtube or something.
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Plew
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Posted 19 December 2006 - 05:56 PM
Heres another:
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
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padora
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Posted 19 December 2006 - 05:57 PM
"Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day"
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hoju
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Posted 19 December 2006 - 05:58 PM
Is that a mirror in your back pocket? Because I see myself in it 
Got it from a friend years ago
Got it from a friend years ago
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Frizzle
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M'lord
Posted 19 December 2006 - 06:32 PM
Who needs chat up lines when you have flunitrazepam and gamma-hydroxybutyrate?
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Mr. Hobo
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Posted 19 December 2006 - 06:34 PM
QUOTE(Frizzle @ Dec 19 2006, 09:32 PM) 
Who needs chat up lines when you have flunitrazepam and gamma-hydroxybutyrate?
Someone with a soul
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Sean
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Posted 19 December 2006 - 06:46 PM
"Can I check your tag?" *checks tag* "Yup, just as I thought... Made in heaven."
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Wicked
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Posted 19 December 2006 - 07:53 PM
"You must be a theif, because you just stole my heart from my chest."
...Don't ask...
...Don't ask...
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Plew
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Posted 19 December 2006 - 07:55 PM
"If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away."
"Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!"
"If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning"."
"Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!"
"If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning"."
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hoju
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Posted 19 December 2006 - 07:56 PM
I don't think you need the 'from my chest' part
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Wicked
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Posted 19 December 2006 - 07:57 PM
QUOTE(hoju @ Dec 19 2006, 10:56 PM)
I don't think you need the 'from my chest' part
no. But that is the exact words from a guy who said them to me.
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pyke
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Posted 19 December 2006 - 08:00 PM
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
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Plew
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Posted 19 December 2006 - 08:02 PM
QUOTE(pyke @ Dec 19 2006, 08:00 PM)
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
plastic? i dont even want to know.
Damn! Somebody needs to write explosive on you, because you are the bomb!
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padora
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Posted 19 December 2006 - 08:03 PM
"Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are da bomb!"
The above post reminded me of this one.
The above post reminded me of this one.
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Melchoire
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Posted 20 December 2006 - 03:35 PM
Do you work at subway cause you just give me a 6 inch.
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padora
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Posted 20 December 2006 - 05:01 PM
QUOTE(xėnon @ Dec 20 2006, 06:35 PM)
Do you work at subway cause you just give me a 6 inch.
Funny! *scribbles in notebook*
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Posted 20 December 2006 - 05:09 PM
do you know karate? cuz yo body is kickin!
if i could rearrange the alpahbet i would put u and i together
is it hot in here? or is it just u
do you wash your panties with Windex? cuz I can really see myself in them.
i knew milk did a body good, but GOD DAAAMMM how much u been drinkin?
if i could rearrange the alpahbet i would put u and i together
is it hot in here? or is it just u
do you wash your panties with Windex? cuz I can really see myself in them.
i knew milk did a body good, but GOD DAAAMMM how much u been drinkin?
#21 Guest_Ali_*
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Posted 20 December 2006 - 05:15 PM
QUOTE(Plew @ Dec 20 2006, 01:53 AM)
Any one know any?
All pick up lines, in all of history, ever.
#22
Joey
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Posted 20 December 2006 - 05:25 PM
"I have the dictionary tatooed on my penis, you want some words up yo ass?"
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Harley
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Posted 20 December 2006 - 05:31 PM
Excuse me, Can you help me?
Sure
Ive lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Sure
Ive lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
#24
Hawk
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hawk·ish·ly
Posted 20 December 2006 - 05:54 PM
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
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Greeny
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Posted 22 December 2006 - 08:09 PM
QUOTE(Hawk @ Dec 21 2006, 12:54 PM)
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
haha, what happens next...
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