53 replies to this topic

[Sweeney]

haha. I like any ideas that involve fire.

Not generally a good plan in enclosed spaces...

[Sean]

Axe can + lighter

[Dan]

England isn't a third world country; we don't have cockroaches.

[foogie]

It not like there everywhere and were all going to die. And froogie, I read before your living in japan. How come? and I hope you have a good time. i can also speak a little bit, to say your name say

watashi wa froogie desu.

I think thats how, I dont know all that much.

XD

thank you joe, for making my post almost effortless.

aye, watashi wa foogie desu. Canada kara kimashita... Nihon wa Daigaku de nihongo wo benkyoushimasu.

I'm doing a foreign exchange to japan for a year.

[nox]

England isn't a third world country; we don't have cockroaches.

only annoying accents

[Greeny]

lol. You know better jap than me. all I got outa that was you from japan, your name is foogie and something about japan.

[Redblade]

Cheapest way that my family use. Rolls up few days ago newspapers and whack it.

1hit KO

[Johnbon]

Johnbon's how to kill a cockroach

1)Get one of those dance mats (for the ps2), throw it over the cockroach and complete the whole game from scratch. 2)Remove mat.
3)Bask in the glory of your victory.



Other tools of the Trade

kill em with a chainsaw (cocksaw)

bash em with a hammer (cockhammer)

get a little pimp smuff to bitch slap them (cockslapper)

[nox]

Johnbon's how to kill a cockroach

1)Get one of those dance mats (for the ps2), throw it over the cockroach and complete the whole game from scratch. 2)Remove mat.
3)Bask in the glory of your victory.

LOL

[Gnome]

Attach a laser ontop of the cats head. Also Preying mantis are illegal to kill in the US

[Greeny]

I like the chainsaw method as posted above

[Sweeney]

Also Preying mantis are illegal to kill in the US

Really? Why?

I don't believe they're endangered, are they?

[Jewbert]

I have a couple methods.

My grandmother who is VERY old fashioned (she's 83) gets a concoction of boric acid and sugar and something else and actually cooks it and tosses it around everywhere like behind beds and dressers. It looks like candy and the sugar attracts them...

When one is flying around in my room (yeah, here in Mississippi we get those nasty fuckers...) I wait until it lands on something and get a cup or a glass and put it over it, then slide a peice of paper over the opening and trap the bitch so I can flush it.

So they're strange ways.. but they work and aren't messy and don't get roach intestine or egg shit all over the place..

[SupermanFTM]

Why would you want to kill a poor cute cockroach? I let them sleep with me!

[zachafer]

BAO TELL US TELL US

[Gnome]

Really? Why?

I don't believe they're endangered, are they?

Who knows but they always hang around my house and I can't smash them because it's illegal in the US or Indiana I dunno.

[Greenstranger]

a 50 calibre Smith and Wesson 500
that should do it

don't wanna get shot by that

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[Silk]

Why would you want to kill a poor cute cockroach? I let them sleep with me!

Cockroach up the urethra... niiiice. I'm sure you have booming nights, FTM.

[Jenna]

pour out some bread crumbs laced with boric acid, 1 week u wont have anything in ur house. my grandfather did that in haiti, and trust me in haiti they got those big ass roaches..

boric acid? heh i will have to try that i got alot of these industeral bugs. I have tried bombing but that dose nothing to them they hide well.

[Plew]

I have never had a problem with with bugs. except ants.

Ants piss me off so much. that is why i burn them on my stove or set poisoned food out and watch them die

[Blake]

I've only seen about ten in my life. (Australia.)

[Christopher Robin]

Attach a laser ontop of the cats head. Also Preying mantis are illegal to kill in the US

Noone will notice...

[pyke]

Soapy water in a spray bottle. They used to plague the backyard, but I've never seen them in my house.

[foogie]

Soapy water in a spray bottle. They used to plague the backyard, but I've never seen them in my house.

that's what my dad uses on our gardens for bugs D:

everyone asks us what the secret formula is to why our yard is so perfect like that, and we're like "dude. soap and water."