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#1 ZERO

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Posted 30 December 2006 - 01:23 PM

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This is hilarious! xD Some mom buys her 12 year old daughter a Zune, but the Zune was full of gay porn lmao.

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A mom gave their 12-year-old daughter a media player...but it came with a whole lot more than an instruction manual. The family in Evergreen Park, Illinois was shocked when their Zune came with gay porn. The Wal-Mart store manager immediately blamed the mishap on Microsoft. According to the family, the box seemed "opened" and the charger was missing. It's highly unlikely that it was Microsoft's fault, but rather Wal-Marts. Don't be too surprised if you see a lawsuit soon.
It's not the first time, nor the last, that people will find porn on their "used" consumer electronics.
Folks, the next time you buy something like this, make sure to delete all your porn on your Zune before you return it. Of course, this is probably just a cruel joke by an apple fan boy.


Discuss how Walmart sucks and the Zune was exploited..As well as the 12 year old girl

Edited by ZERO, 30 December 2006 - 01:25 PM.


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    #2 Silk

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    Posted 30 December 2006 - 01:31 PM

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    Just get themselves a free ticket to sue I guess. Shes a 12 y/o girl, I doubt she's at all unfamiliar with porn, and any claims of "OMG I was absolutely traumatized the the whole ordeal" are bullshit. Nonetheless though, t'is very strange.

    #3 Pseudo-Raver

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    Posted 30 December 2006 - 01:33 PM

    LMAO. I didn't hear about this. xD

    Edited by Pseudo-Raver, 30 December 2006 - 01:33 PM.


    #4 sarah.

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    Posted 30 December 2006 - 01:33 PM

    Lol. Poor kid.

    #5 sarah.

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    Posted 30 December 2006 - 01:34 PM

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    zulf, you jackass! you forgot to move my post over here!
    Lol.

    #6 Silk

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    Posted 30 December 2006 - 01:35 PM

    No worries ha ha, and yeah, everything's over here. tongue.gif

    #7 Bão

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    Posted 30 December 2006 - 01:49 PM

    That would be suprisingly weird. Don't go with Zune, get an iPod. thumbsup.gif

    #8 Sweeney

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    Posted 30 December 2006 - 01:51 PM

    Yeah.
    iPods come with hetero porn biggrin.gif

    #9 Justin

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    Posted 30 December 2006 - 01:52 PM

    I bought a Zune and didn't get any gay pr0n =/ WHATS THE DEAL?

    Anyway the manager seemed kind of sketchy. I bet it's his.

    #10 ZERO

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    Posted 30 December 2006 - 01:53 PM

    QUOTE(Joe @ Dec 30 2006, 01:51 PM) View Post
    Yeah.
    iPods come with hetero porn biggrin.gif

    ZOMG DEM MICROSOFT FANBOYZ PUT DEM PR0NZ ON IT!11

    On a serious note. Im sure the ipod software will actually work when it formats the ipod. tongue.gif

    #11 Bão

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    Posted 30 December 2006 - 01:54 PM

    QUOTE(Joe @ Dec 30 2006, 04:51 PM) View Post
    Yeah.
    iPods come with hetero porn biggrin.gif

    ohmy.gif!!!

    #12 Sweeney

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    Posted 30 December 2006 - 01:56 PM

    Well... mine does...

    Though, I can't remember if it got on there before or after I bought it...

    #13 Cory

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    Posted 30 December 2006 - 01:57 PM

    smile.gif It happens.


    Once I sold a ipod to this lady. A few days later she returned it and it was loaded with naked pictures of herself. She was cute so I didn't mind. I was sad when my manager told me I had to erase it so we can resale it again though sad.gif


    Another reason why wally world sucks.

    #14 Justin

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    Posted 30 December 2006 - 02:01 PM

    Who the hell puts naked pictures of themselves on your own ipod? Whats the point?

    #15 Bão

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    Posted 30 December 2006 - 02:02 PM

    QUOTE(Balmung @ Dec 30 2006, 05:01 PM) View Post
    Who the hell puts naked pictures of themselves on your own ipod? Whats the point?

    Who doesn't? Don't you? rolleyes.gif

    #16 ZERO

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    Posted 30 December 2006 - 02:02 PM

    QUOTE(Balmung @ Dec 30 2006, 02:01 PM) View Post
    Who the hell puts naked pictures of themselves on your own ipod? Whats the point?

    Show your friends of course tongue.gif


    Bragging rights? xD

    #17 Cory

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    Posted 30 December 2006 - 02:03 PM

    QUOTE(Balmung @ Dec 30 2006, 04:01 PM) View Post
    Who the hell puts naked pictures of themselves on your own ipod? Whats the point?



    Well it may not have been her ipod. It could have been her boyfriends or something and she bought it as a present and returned it after he played with it or something. Or she just likes looking at herself.

    #18 philywilly

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    Posted 30 December 2006 - 04:15 PM

    A couple of weeks old... funny.. the whole thing of walmart blaming it on MS sounds like BS to me, I mean.. it would make more sense if some walmart employee did it. Whatever.. still funny. Mine didn't come with porn ohmy.gif

    #19 Greeny

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    Posted 30 December 2006 - 04:51 PM

    What do people prfere, the zune or the ipod.

    #20 Bão

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    Posted 30 December 2006 - 05:27 PM

    QUOTE(Greeny @ Dec 30 2006, 07:51 PM) View Post
    What do people prfere, the zune or the ipod.

    iPod. biggrin.gif When my battery was really low after two years, they sent me a completely new iPod mini.

    #21 Blake

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    Posted 30 December 2006 - 05:33 PM

    If it was me I'd be laughing. biggrin.gif

    #22 Grizzly

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    Posted 30 December 2006 - 06:43 PM

    QUOTE(BaoUnit @ Dec 30 2006, 08:27 PM) View Post
    iPod. biggrin.gif When my battery was really low after two years, they sent me a completely new iPod mini.


    iPods arn't the only products to offer full warranties tongue.gif

    #23 Jeff

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    Posted 31 December 2006 - 12:27 PM

    LMAO. That's effing hilarious. Woulda been funnier if she brought it to school and was showing all of her friends and then all of a sudden...SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!

    #24 SupermanFTM

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    Posted 31 December 2006 - 12:40 PM

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    Kidding! iPods ftw, tbh tongue.gif

    #25 foogie

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    Posted 31 December 2006 - 09:48 PM

    HOLY CHRIST!

    that is SOOO brilliant...

    buy some products, fill em with shit, then return em!! XD

    QUOTE(SupermanFTM @ Jan 1 2007, 05:40 AM) View Post
    Lucky girl sad.gif

    Kidding! iPods ftw, tbh tongue.gif

    YOU!

    BURN IN HELL

    NOW!


    ipods are the SHITTIEST thing known to man!!! D:


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