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[Kimoflea]

Snorted: dad or alive…

Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards has revealed that he snorted his dad’s ashes. No really.

In an interview with the NME, the rock legend confessed that he elected to send off his dad by hoofing him up his nostrils with cocaine, following his cremation.

“The strangest thing I've tried to snort?” said Richards. “My father. I snorted my father. He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow.

"My dad wouldn't have cared, he didn't give a shit. It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."

Keith’s dad, Bert Richards, died in 2002 at the age of 84. The pair had reportedly feuded for years following Bert’s divorce from Keith’s mum, but they made up before he died and before Keith snorted him.

Lord nose, he’ll be missed.

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I'ma gonna have to buy nme this week to check that's not an April Fool's joke..

Thoughts on snorting ashes? Anyone else as psyched as I am about Keith Richards being Jack Sparrow's dad in the next POTC?

[Tetiel]

No... it's not a joke I heard this too. Sick bastard. >_<

[Kimoflea]

It's sick, and it is just asking for terrible puns.. Personally, I'm surprised Keith Richards is still alive He does look as if he's been dead 10 years..

[Tetiel]

Well the publicist is now claiming that he said it in jest. Uh huh. Right.

[Bão]

What a weird guy. I saw this on yahoo news.

[Fox]

I have to say it made me laugh, although that could have been something to do with the 'lord nose'.
As for him looking dead, it's true. I can barely tell the difference between these two pictures:
This and this.
If the links don't work, just look him up in Google images. They're side by side on the first page there anyway.

[Eeyore]

Thoughts on snorting ashes? Anyone else as psyched as I am about Keith Richards being Jack Sparrow's dad in the next POTC?

MEMEME!!

And yeah I heard this too, it's actually something I saw on one of these crime shows really recently, freaky deaky .

Edit: Oh it wasn't a crime show, it was wedding bells on channel 4. She snorted someone's dog!

Edited by Mystique, 04 April 2007 - 10:55 AM.

[Christopher Robin]

I guess, if he really liked his dad, there was no better way to try and get close to him again than to snort him up with some coke... Unless he felt like fishing, and bringing along the ashes I don't see why it seems extremely crazy to you It's just socially unacceptable... Who cares?

[Jewbert]

AHHHHHO5094809y tghfbk v I'm so excited to see the last Pirates movie!!!

....... I hope it's awesome..

&& yeah. Kind of "wrong" to do that....just weird.. Yech. Snorting stuff is just stupid anyways...

[Nick]

I have to say it made me laugh, although that could have been something to do with the 'lord nose'.
As for him looking dead, it's true. I can barely tell the difference between these two pictures:
This and this.
If the links don't work, just look him up in Google images. They're side by side on the first page there anyway.

FOX IS BACK!!!

[Eeyore]

FOX IS BACK!!!

You were around when fox was last around? .

[Sean]

I guess it could be some deep spiritual thing for "his dad living inside of him"?

lol.. Pretty demented if I do say so myself XD

[eddie213]

woooa thas hella nasty

[foogie]

..... interesting.

I suppose that curiosity may have killed the cat, but his dude is far from being a cute fuzzy cuddly thing.

so he can snort what/whoever he wants, in the end though, I'll be the one with the fuzzy kitty to pet and love while he's passed out in a gutter somewhere. XD

[pyke]

Does this make anyone else think of carrtman drinking kenny's ashes?

Silly people. Everyone knows that Keith Richards won't die. Ever.