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[tlim]

Three prisoners were being held hostage at a terror camp. One was an American, another was an Englishman, and the third a Canadian. As the three men were lined up on the firing range to be executed, the American shouted, "Tornado!" The guards then turned their backs to see what was behind them and the American cli'mbed the fence and escaped. Then, the Englishman screamed, "Flood!" and pointed towards the building behind the guards. The guards turned their backs again, allowing the Englishman to escape. The Canadian, now on the brink of death, pointed behind the guards and yelled, "FIRE!!!"

[ShadowLink64]

the poor Canadian.... told the guards to shoot hi'm

[tlim]

I got another one.... If you are american outside the toilet, what are you inside?





European!


What are you when you are done????


Finnish!

[Darkness24]

actually u have that joke completly wrong

its 3 women, a blonde brunett and red head

brunett yells tornado
red head yells earth quake
blonde yells fire
u just hate canadians!

[jillian]

@darkness.

The point of the joke is that it can be switched around to poke fun at anyone. But if Canadians actually do find that offensive, then Canadians are crazy and easily offended.

[pyke]

Trust me most canadians aren't! Cmon SL64 I need you to back me up on this one! Canada is cool though! Except for Quebec! Mwahaha!

[Darkness24]

canadians rock ok -.-

[tlim]

o if Canadians actually do find that offensive, then Canadians are crazy and easily offended.

you have one part right...... I should know seeing as I live near the Blue whater Bridge

Ps pyke, you too.... I don't like Quebec. I hate the french language.
Je déteste la langue française, non ? Le canada est que mauvais, vous ne savez pas ? Assez condamner le français !   

Edited by tlim, 03 August 2004 - 02:06 PM.

[jillian]

I love any language. If I were Canadian I'd learn its French and be so happy. By the way, I love your blob!

[olexsey2000]

well I still think the jok is funny!