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[Gnome]

So I have this friend... and he's living at my house for the time being for about a week now. We let him stay here , take showers, sometimes eat when he's here, and even his own room. Now I know he likes to steal stuff from others houses. Anyways, today I wanted to mow the lawn and was trying to find my Ipod so I could listen to it. I can't find it and I re membered my mom cleaned my basement. The Ipod was on the floor next to my Xbox 360 so I could listen to my music while I mowed.

I asked her where it was at and she couldn't remember at all. I text my friend who was at school at the time and ask him if he ever saw it lying around the house. His response "No it's lost" I txt him back and say "Ohhh okay let me know if you see it around the house." He then asked "You don't think I'd take it I'd never do that too you." My response "Nah I must have misplaced it"

It is now 2:30AM (an hour ago) and I wanted to go outside and smoke before I go to bed. I don't have any cigarettes and I know he does. He went into the garage after we went inside after we smoked (Earlier that evening) so I thought maybe they were in his pockets (he keeps his stuff is in the garage). Anyways, I go searching through his stuff trying to find them (Invasion of privacy I guess). When I reach into my pockets I feel headphone wires ... ohh look they're mine and I reached in Ohh look it's my Ipod... With my playlists deleted and the battery recharged. I take my Ipod but I leave my headphones in there (Maybe he'll fes up that he stole it when he notices it's missing) So I go through his stuff more and I find about 20 different CC's in his bag he always carries around.

So what do you guys think I should do about it? I need to know if he stole more of my stuff. I don't see anything missing. What would you guys do in this situation?

[414de7fe6]

I'd tell him to gtfo and proceed to have my great dane guide him to the door.

[Zeeky]

Kick him in the nuts and tell him to quit messing with your stuff.

[Nick]

I'd just get a knife and threaten to slice him unless he gave it back.

[Tetiel]

Don't just kick him out, report him to the police. You shouldn't even call him a friend anymore. Friends don't **** each other over.

[Christopher Robin]

I'd beat the shit out of him, and unkindly show him the door. Anyone that steals from me is no friend of mine, and don't deserve to have balls, if they abuse your hospitality like that.

[sockopen]

I'd ask him if he found your iPod before he sees that you've taken it, let him trap himself by saying 'No.', then tell him you found it in his pocket - he's busted and knows he is. Then tell him you want all your shit back, or he's gone, and if he does it again, he's gone.

Edited by Ryan Kempt, 02 May 2007 - 12:46 PM.

[philywilly]

I'd ask him if he found your iPod before he sees that you've taken it, let him trap himself by saying 'No.', then tell him you found it in his pocket - he's busted and knows he his. Then tell him you want all your shit back, or he's gone, and if he does it again, he's gone.

Would sound like to most reasonable thing to do.

[pyke]

Would sound like to most reasonable thing to do.

Yeh, we aren't very reasonable here!

Go with the first thing Ryan said. Then send him out on his own xD

[Christopher Robin]

I'd ask him if he found your iPod before he sees that you've taken it, let him trap himself by saying 'No.', then tell him you found it in his pocket - he's busted and knows he his. Then tell him you want all your shit back, or he's gone, and if he does it again, he's gone.

That sounds good too. Then, when he says no, you beat him senseless and throw him out of the door.

[Tyler.]

There was something like this on a radio talk show I listen to every morning. It's called "Truth and Consequences" and there was a dude who called in saying his friend was stealing money from him. He had set up a hidden camera and made a DVD of it. Whenever they called him o the radio show, his friend told him to turn the DVD Player on, and he saw the video =P The guy said all these lame excuses, and then he got kicked out.

[nox]

I'd tell him to gtfo

[Shippo]

I'd ask him if he found your iPod before he sees that you've taken it, let him trap himself by saying 'No.', then tell him you found it in his pocket - he's busted and knows he is. Then tell him you want all your shit back, or he's gone, and if he does it again, he's gone.

Yeah. This guy's advice is good here.

But a call to the police ain't too bad.
You know, in case something happends.

[Freddy]

I'm thinking more along the lines playing with fire while messing his stuff up. Maybe a molotov to the garbage? Then maybe... i dont know, tell him to gtfo like everyone else is saying.

Pop/Soda Cup Prank

Alright, firstly you need the following:

1.) Victim with a pop cup

The pop cup must contain or be:

1.) Solid colored, meaning you can't see into it
2.) Must have a straw on it
3). Must have a lid

To successfully pull this prank, your victim must leave the table for a few minutes...

Lastly, you need to grab a condiment packet (Example-Ketchup, hot sauce, or something of that nature... In this "prank", I will use hot sauce)

Alright, to do this prank, you need to go to a fast food restaurant, and since I'm using hot sauce as the prime ingredient, we will be going to a taco restaurant... Next, eat your meal and do whatever else you would do at a restaurant, but before you go, make sure your victim leaves his cup at the table for you... If you have to, send him/her off with a friend for a few minutes... Then, while your victim is gone, grab the condiment packets, in this case we're using hot sauce (you only need one packet of sauce).

Picture 1:


Now take the lid and straw off and rip part of the corner on the sauce packet off,

Picture 2:


and insert the straw in the sauce packet rip you made...

Picture 3:


Next, with the sauce packet on the straw,

Picture 4:


insert the straw and lid back on your victim's drink and make sure that everything is back the way it was...

Picture 5:


If your victim even thinks it's been tampered with, the prank won't work (So make sure it looks normal)... Now when your victim takes a drink of their pop/soda, and they don't catch the discoloration going up their straw, they will have a big suprise... For anyone who says this prank won't work, just STFU now. If your victim doesn't think anything is going on, they will fall for it... I've tried it, and I've also been victim, so this works... For anyone who tries this, you will have a blast pulling it on someone!

[pyke]

For anyone who says this prank won't work, just STFU now

LOL, insecure much?

[Freddy]

LOL, insecure much?

I didn't write that.

[Greeny]

Well Id get him a job or something, try and show him he doesnt have to steal. And if you cant stop him stealing, try and gear him towards big businesses like kmart instead of people, cause who knows, he might steal a poor familys only food money. Also when you see him doing it call the cops or something every time, kinda set him up lol, show him the full fist of teh law!!!

[Stepoo]

Kick his ass, then kick his ass out.

[ink]

Kick his ass, then kick his ass out.

Of course that is after you get your stuff back entirely and reporting him

[Gnome]

I guess I'm a nice guy because I didn't say anything about it. My friend is pissed though and he might call them out on it. I'm just glad I got it back.

[sonic]

Here is what u do.
You take a piece of thick wood.
carve out the shape of a knife.
then fill it with water.
put it in freezer.

Once frozen.
Stab friend in the barking testicles and make him eat the residu.
cut off his hand and steal it.
Don't give it back till he gives back all your shit.
(the knife should be made out of ice so the evidence melts....)

[pyke]

I didn't write that.

I hope not!

Anyways mate, you're a lot nicer than many of us apparently...

Edit: Not you sonic, lunatic xD

[sonic]

I hope not!

Anyways mate, you're a lot nicer than many of us apparently...

Edit: Not you sonic, lunatic xD

Hey Hey Hey.
Dont flame me pyke. Dont you dare.
I will friggen report your ass so fast.
Dont flame me, or.... or..... well I will test my ice theory on you.... You stupid chip monkey thing y...
Try and flame me. Do it.
lol What was all that for????

[Jewbert]

WEllll... everything I have to say has already been said by everyone else. I would get totally pissed because I'm one who cannot STAND to have my stuff stolen//tampered with. Especially if the person is LIVING with me. Ugh. Yeah. Ruin his shit hahhaa.

[sonic]

look at my user title.
Pyke, you slick Son of a bitch