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[Christopher Robin]

what kind is it? my family used to have a potbelly, but we got rid of it

That's a lie. You know that bacon you ate for the rest of the month? That wasn't from the store. Buahahaha!

Peachy.

My uncle lived in a shack with 7 other people surviving off of stolen turnips for 6 months. That way they could afford drugs.

Seriously?

[otherworld]

I would go for a mix of the first 2

[Silk]

Watch it with the offensive comments, Pomroy - that's someone's relative you know.

[Christopher Robin]

Watch it with the offensive comments, Pomroy - that's someone's relative you know.

It's obvious she can't be smart, un-slutty, or raped... If she did it on purpose, she's not smart, if she forgot a condom, she's not smart, if the baby was an accident, she's not exactly unslutty, because she shouldn't be at it at that age... Raped is the only decent excuse I can come up with... Harsh reality from Chris Pomroy Sorry about it, but I mean... unless there's another reason I'd like to hear...

[otherworld]

Its fine with the harsh comments, she deserves it.

Her 2 sisters moved out and her dad could have a nervous breakdown at any time.

[Silk]

It's obvious she can't be smart, un-slutty, or raped... If she did it on purpose, she's not smart, if she forgot a condom, she's not smart, if the baby was an accident, she's not exactly unslutty, because she shouldn't be at it at that age... Raped is the only decent excuse I can come up with... Harsh reality from Chris Pomroy Sorry about it, but I mean... unless there's another reason I'd like to hear...

But it's not really the place to ask. And if you insist, perhaps in a less frank, more tact manner?

[Gnome]

My uncle is still a virgin and works 2 jobs one at hallmark.

[Gnome]

Lmao Gnome. That cannot be true

Sadly it's true. He collects barbies too.

My other uncle is like a head guy at nasa and another makes prostetic legs and fits them on people. We used to go to his lake and he'd dump random body parts in to scare people like someone was drowning.

[pyke]

Seriously?

No joke. Turnips for 6 months.

[Christopher Robin]

No joke. Turnips for 6 months.

Whoa... what kind of drugs? xD

Its fine with the harsh comments, she deserves it.

Her 2 sisters moved out and her dad could have a nervous breakdown at any time.

Alright, as long as you're alright with it I mean... the way you said it made it seem that way, anyways...

My uncle is still a virgin and works 2 jobs one at hallmark.

That's depressing...

But it's not really the place to ask. And if you insist, perhaps in a less frank, more tact manner?

Yeah I know where you're coming from, but I mean... it is what it is, sleeping around, being a slut, it all boils down to the same thing... And I wasn't in a cover-the-truth feeling mood Sorry.

[serina]

I hav a unlce he doesnt own a pig but owns sheep

[Frizzle]

I feel that much more enlightened now. Thanks for sharing Lee

My uncle is a driving instructor. Free lessons

Same. Well if you replace uncle with sister.

[foogie]

a neighbour of mine at home has a pig as a house pet.... sleeps on their bed with them at night and everything.....

apparently they're smarter than dogs.

...though everything's smarter than dogs, so meh....

[Christopher Robin]

a neighbour of mine at home has a pig as a house pet.... sleeps on their bed with them at night and everything.....

apparently they're smarter than dogs.

...though everything's smarter than dogs, so meh....

I know this one chick, names something that rhymes with doogie, SHE isn't smarter than dogs