Delicious burger,
Goddamn it I asked for cheese,
Now I must kill them.
Lunch Haiku
Started by Brad, Nov 14 2007 10:26 AM
17 replies to this topic
#1
Brad
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How about a magic trick?
Posted 14 November 2007 - 10:26 AM
Delicious burger,
Goddamn it I asked for cheese,
Now I must kill them.
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Tetiel
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Posted 14 November 2007 - 10:37 AM
Yummy Peach Cobbler
Now I shall never have you
You fell on the floor
Now I shall never have you
You fell on the floor
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Sida
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Posted 14 November 2007 - 11:17 AM
Tasty chicken breast,
Did I ask for tandoori?
There goes my chicken.
Did I ask for tandoori?
There goes my chicken.
Edited by SidaZoid, 14 November 2007 - 11:18 AM.
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Black Flame
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Posted 14 November 2007 - 12:37 PM
Yum, two pizza sticks
With some good chocolate milk
Same since school started
*bongo drums**finger snaps*
With some good chocolate milk
Same since school started
*bongo drums**finger snaps*
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Darkaos
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Posted 14 November 2007 - 10:55 PM
Eating unhealthy fat food
Yet I can't get fat
HOW COME! Sooo skinny I am
Yet I can't get fat
HOW COME! Sooo skinny I am
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Brad
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How about a magic trick?
Posted 15 November 2007 - 05:31 AM
QUOTE(Darkaos @ Nov 15 2007, 02:55 AM) 
Eating unhealthy fat food
Yet I can't get fat
HOW COME! Sooo skinny I am
Yet I can't get fat
HOW COME! Sooo skinny I am
A reverse haiku,
Or was I wrong to start with?
Oh damn I'm confused.
#7
Sida
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Tsvetesman
Posted 15 November 2007 - 10:00 AM
QUOTE(Brad @ Nov 15 2007, 01:31 PM)
A reverse haiku,
Or was I wrong to start with?
Oh damn I'm confused.
Or was I wrong to start with?
Oh damn I'm confused.
Naw, his is reversed
#8
pyke
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Posted 15 November 2007 - 10:19 AM
I forgot to cook
My michaelinas was gross
I drank some peach juice.
My michaelinas was gross
I drank some peach juice.
#9
Ender
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Posted 15 November 2007 - 10:22 AM
I ate the delicious ice cream
It was sweet and incredible
I love the ice creams
It was sweet and incredible
I love the ice creams
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Sida
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Tsvetesman
Posted 15 November 2007 - 10:33 AM
QUOTE(Ender @ Nov 15 2007, 06:22 PM)
I ate the delicious ice cream
It was sweet and incredible
I love the ice creams
It was sweet and incredible
I love the ice creams
You got the last line right
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DudeOnline
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Posted 15 November 2007 - 10:51 AM
Delicious pop-tarts
Emptiness fudgy and sweet
I am still hungry
also off topic:
antidisestab
lishmentarianism
is a real long word
Emptiness fudgy and sweet
I am still hungry
also off topic:
antidisestab
lishmentarianism
is a real long word
Edited by Dudeonline, 15 November 2007 - 10:55 AM.
#12
Ender
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Posted 15 November 2007 - 10:53 AM
QUOTE(SidaZoid @ Nov 15 2007, 02:33 PM)
You got the last line right
Never said I was a poet
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DudeOnline
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Posted 15 November 2007 - 11:00 AM
Haiku are a short poem of 3 lines first line is 5 syllables second is 7 last is 5.
you dont have to really be a poet to make a haiku but it helps.
you dont have to really be a poet to make a haiku but it helps.
Edited by Dudeonline, 15 November 2007 - 11:00 AM.
#14
Ender
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Posted 15 November 2007 - 11:13 AM
QUOTE(Dudeonline @ Nov 15 2007, 03:00 PM)
Haiku are a short poem of 3 lines first line is 5 syllables second is 7 last is 5.
you dont have to really be a poet to make a haiku but it helps.
you dont have to really be a poet to make a haiku but it helps.
Messed up, haiku sucks
Really sick, got a fever
Nap time for Dallas
#15
Sida
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Posted 15 November 2007 - 11:51 AM
QUOTE(Ender @ Nov 15 2007, 07:13 PM)
Messed up, haiku sucks
Really sick, got a fever
Nap time for Dallas
Really sick, got a fever
Nap time for Dallas
LOL me likes.
Ate a fever for lunch though did you?
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Tetiel
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Posted 15 November 2007 - 02:35 PM
Nothing for lunch now
Why must the hunger hurt so
I slept much too long
My stupid school does
Not serve food enough to feed
My strange sleep schedule
Why must the hunger hurt so
I slept much too long
My stupid school does
Not serve food enough to feed
My strange sleep schedule
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Black Flame
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Posted 15 November 2007 - 04:45 PM
Yesterdays lunch today
Lunch is never different
That's not a bad thing
Lunch is never different
That's not a bad thing
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DudeOnline
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Posted 15 November 2007 - 06:55 PM
Fettuchini's good
I ate it all with chicken
now i feel guilty
I ate it all with chicken
now i feel guilty
Edited by Dudeonline, 15 November 2007 - 06:57 PM.
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