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[SupermanFTM]

Lol, right...as for sean, that's...interesting. Glad you didn't get raped? What do you even say to a story like that?!

[Neo]

LOL CRAZY NAKED GUY!!


that was a very interesting story.

made me chortle.

which is always a great way to start your first day of being old



some day, I'll be that crazy naked guy. D:<

Yeah with your 11" to use as a baton to knock them out

[pyke]

Lol, right...as for sean, that's...interesting. Glad you didn't get raped? What do you even say to a story like that?!

You don't say, you provide a congrats cake

[Tetiel]

But.... but... the cake is a lie! </is shot>

Anyways... you're probably right. He does probably get off to exposing himself. I don't think it was a very good plan to do so at 9:30 however it's possible that he's not the type of pedophile into little kids but instead he's into the starting puberty type. There's all sorts of types unfortunately :\ It would make sense if he was after your type of age group. I mean if he wasn't what the heck was he doing there? Anyways I hope he goes to jail for a LOOOOOOOONG time. Honestly I've never understood why they let people who they say are "likely to commit the crime again" out of jail. Isn't the whole purpose of jail to keep those bastards off the streets?

[Sean]

Me and my friend were in a public park once about midnight and we lit a small fire to sit around for a few minutes. When this man comes up says he's called Simon, and how he likes fires (he was almost certainly on drugs) we casually nodded hoping he'd go away. But he didn't. He pulled down his trousers and underwear and just stood there for a second looking at us. I would never have called the Police because we would get in trouble too for the fire and being out so late but in your situation I see you had an alibi so it's good you managed to get that man locked away

That's hella weird, and probably more of a dangerous situation than I was in

http://www.neocodex....&...st&p=950608

A little like that

Don't deny the sexiness!

Lol, right...as for sean, that's...interesting. Glad you didn't get raped? What do you even say to a story like that?!

I'm really not sure. I really wasn't sure what to say myself. I just couldn't think of why somebody would see a kid... and get naked. But I get it now

But.... but... the cake is a lie! </is shot>

Anyways... you're probably right. He does probably get off to exposing himself. I don't think it was a very good plan to do so at 9:30 however it's possible that he's not the type of pedophile into little kids but instead he's into the starting puberty type. There's all sorts of types unfortunately :\ It would make sense if he was after your type of age group. I mean if he wasn't what the heck was he doing there? Anyways I hope he goes to jail for a LOOOOOOOONG time. Honestly I've never understood why they let people who they say are "likely to commit the crime again" out of jail. Isn't the whole purpose of jail to keep those bastards off the streets?

Well, jail is to help fix them... but it's purpose is hardly ever served from what I've seen. I'm positive he couldn't have thought I was a girl or anything from the fact that I hoped a ~15 foot fence in a good 5-10 seconds. lol. So He was just a grade A pervert looking to a. show himself b. rapez0rs? c. I reallly don't know

[Hazard]

that some crazy shit Dude, i wouldnt of thought to call the police though...but i know if it was a chick it would be another story

[foogie]

Yeah with your 11" to use as a baton to knock them out

and then it can be used to tie them up.

[Neo]

That's hella weird, and probably more of a dangerous situation than I was in

Yeah well he did give us a bullseye so if he tried to get one of us we'd of beat the crap out of his testicles. We're not sure what happened to him, but a few days later some woman rang everyone in the area up saying some pervert was walking around peoples houses. I don't think he was really a paedo, I'm sure it was the effect of the drugs

And foogie, can it pick locks as well?

[growny]

Wow.
Nice you called the police and had no trouble
Well,that is the first time I was reading slowly like this

Good job again !

[foogie]

And foogie, can it pick locks as well?

no, it's girth is so overwhelming, it would never fit.

it could unlock it from the inside by going through the pet door though.

[tastyphoxette]

no, it's girth is so overwhelming, it would never fit.

it could unlock it from the inside by going through the pet door though.

I'm afraid to ask... but what are we talking about?
; ;
Is this some awesome innuendo? XD

[foogie]

I'm afraid to ask... but what are we talking about?
; ;
Is this some awesome innuendo? XD

we're talking about my gigantic penis.

[tastyphoxette]

we're talking about my gigantic penis.

Oh Ok. Well that makes perfect sense then. CONGRATULATIONS ON HAVING A GIGANTIC WANG.

XD <3

lolol

[growny]

we're talking about my gigantic penis.

Lol. Grat's
Do you have the perfect size ?

[Neo]

no, it's girth is so overwhelming, it would never fit.

it could unlock it from the inside by going through the pet door though.

I've just got this image in my head of this alive gigantic thick cock sniffing around like a blind dog sliding through dog flaps and breaking into peoples houses

The cock needs a name

[foogie]

Oh Ok. Well that makes perfect sense then. CONGRATULATIONS ON HAVING A GIGANTIC WANG.

XD <3

lolol

it keeps my boobies company.

Lol. Grat's
Do you have the perfect size ?

yes, yes I do.

I've just got this image in my head of this alive gigantic thick cock sniffing around like a blind dog sliding through dog flaps and breaking into peoples houses

The cock needs a name

now, now... it's a penis, not a bird. let's keep this clean, shall we?

XD

[tastyphoxette]

it keeps my boobies company.


yes, yes I do.


now, now... it's a penis, not a bird. let's keep this clean, shall we?

XD

We all love a good trap, even if it's only secretly. XD

[foogie]

We all love a good trap, even if it's only secretly. XD

XD

*cackles*

[Stryyp]

Hmm... Are you sure the cop didn't say sex befriender?

[nox]

am i the only one who was sort of hoping that he did get raped?

it's not my fault though, the thirst for lulz can consume anyone

Edited by nox, 22 November 2007 - 10:18 PM.

[phalkon]

some day, I'll be that crazy naked guy. D:<

is that a promise?




but anyway, YES! that kicks ass sean! man, sex-offenders just deserve to barking die. omg. they deserve to be beaten, barking stabbed, and barking killed.

ugh.

[Neo]

now, now... it's a penis, not a bird. let's keep this clean, shall we?

XD

Gah fine. I'd've called it Rudiger, at any rate

Edited by Neo/Kai, 23 November 2007 - 07:38 AM.

[Christopher Robin]

At least he didn't molest you, or do anything other than expose himself Really, it doesn't seem that serious to me, sure, it's wrong, but it doesn't seem too bad

[Sean]

Hmm... Are you sure the cop didn't say sex befriender?

haha

am i the only one who was sort of hoping that he did get raped?

it's not my fault though, the thirst for lulz can consume anyone

It's okay, I know the feeling.

At least he didn't molest you, or do anything other than expose himself Really, it doesn't seem that serious to me, sure, it's wrong, but it doesn't seem too bad

Well, we didn't LET it get serious. He was a good 20 feet away, and fat.. so he couldn't have chased us if he wanted to.



OH, and the guy was booked on a felony charge.

[Christopher Robin]

Had he actually sexually assaulted anyone before, or does he just get off by exposing himself?