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[Tetiel]

Oh will you please go force her to urinate on a strip so we can all shut the fuck up about this and know if she's pregnant or not? xD

[Christopher Robin]

Oh will you please go force her to urinate on a strip so we can all shut the fuck up about this and know if she's pregnant or not? xD

I'll just sit her down and force her to pee on it. Or scare her so bad she pees. Either or.

I thought they took like a week to start working? Well some say like 4 days or something but whatever

[Tetiel]

Hahaha naw. It's not that long. Really at most it's like 15 minutes from what I understand. 4 days is INSANE. Ummm trixx... how long has it been since... you know. See the sperm usually takes about 3ish days to reach the egg at about the maximum from what I understand (bio nerds please correct me if I'm wrong). Since it's been so long since her last period it's really difficult to judge when you should give her the test but knowing exactly when you did that would help.

[Christopher Robin]

Hahaha naw. It's not that long. Really at most it's like 15 minutes from what I understand. 4 days is INSANE. Ummm trixx... how long has it been since... you know. See the sperm usually takes about 3ish days to reach the egg at about the maximum from what I understand (bio nerds please correct me if I'm wrong). Since it's been so long since her last period it's really difficult to judge when you should give her the test but knowing exactly when you did that would help.

Saturday night, about 10:00, it's 3:49 PM here right now.

And I didn't finish as far as I know, I didn't like... have anything come out, if you know what I mean...

[Tetiel]

It doesn't really matter if anything comes out because there's ...

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in the precum there is sometimes a little bit of sperm. It's possible but rare that pregnancy can occur then

spoiler for those who don't want an in detail sex education. I'm nice enough to not hurt your eyes.

[Christopher Robin]

It doesn't really matter if anything comes out because there's ...

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in the precum there is sometimes a little bit of sperm. It's possible but rare that pregnancy can occur then

spoiler for those who don't want an in detail sex education. I'm nice enough to not hurt your eyes.

Yeh... I don't even know if I had THAT at the time... I'm thinking she's not... but I'm gonna try to be sure anyways.

[phalkon]

It doesn't really matter if anything comes out because there's ...

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in the precum there is sometimes a little bit of sperm. It's possible but rare that pregnancy can occur then

spoiler for those who don't want an in detail sex education. I'm nice enough to not hurt your eyes.

true, there is (((a very small amount of))) sperm in there, but mostly what precum is is a cleaner for the tubing. it makes sure to wash any germs, contaminants, and old pee out.



but she is correct, even if you didn't finish, you could have left enough residue to "start something" (and yes, the 4-ish days is correct, so make her piss on a strip, damnit!)

[Christopher Robin]

I'll try, soon...

[Jeff]

Hahaha I wasn't actually in it to make ME feel good... so fuck you people that think I just want to get laid... Not you, react And I wasn't completely fucked...

Funny how you used "in it". I giggled.

Hard topic to bring up thought if she isn't concerned... how are you gonna phrase it? "Hey, how's it going, can you go pee on this please?"

No. I would go more for the, "Hey baby, I got you a surprise, open your legs." And then she gets all excited. "A PREGNANCY TEST! WHOOOOOO!"

Edited by React X, 03 December 2007 - 06:59 PM.

[redlion]

...This is why I don't mix alcohol with girls.

[Christopher Robin]

Funny how you used "in it". I giggled.
No. I would go more for the, "Hey baby, I got you a surprise, open your legs." And then she gets all excited. "A PREGNANCY TEST! WHOOOOOO!"

Haha... I didn't realize the in it part until you pointed it out xD

Hard topic to bring up thought if she isn't concerned... how are you gonna phrase it? "Hey, how's it going, can you go pee on this please?"

I'm still fairly certain a test won't show a positive result even if she is pregnant until 2-3 weeks after conception. That's if my math is right and I'm fairly certain I am since you're supposed to take the test once you're late, which is 2 weeks after you're most fertile. Thus, 2 weeks after conception you should show pregnancy hormones.

I actually said to her "hey, um... about this whole possible pregnancy thing... can you piss on a test or something for me? It'd relieve a lot of stress for me..."

Smooth. She said she doesn't feel any different at all, and she really doesn't think she is. I don't think she is either, so unless something happens, I think I'm gonna leave it at that... Call me irresponsible, but there's really nothing I can do anyways, so why bother worrying? That's like regrets, they won't fix anything, so unless she starts feeling different, I'll leave it. If she IS, like I said... a trip down the stairs never hurt anyone. We discussed that as well... jokingly of course... I'm the one responsible for the push, if it comes down to it. xD

[Hazard]

in the precum there is sometimes a little bit of sperm. It's possible but rare that pregnancy can occur then

Thats what i call super sperm

[Christopher Robin]

Thats what i call super sperm

Yar. It muscles it's way out even though it's not supposed to. Fight the power, man!

xD

[Jakezilla]

Pomroy beat me to non-virginity. Damnit.

[Neo]

Pomroy beat me to non-virginity. Damnit.

You were never going to beat him to it.

And whats all this? I mean on MSN you're all like: You've got to really love the girl and take care of her and never treat her wrong. If you really thought like that losing your virginity wouldn't be some game or competition.

[sphygmo]

if someone stops having their period, its a sign that their body is saying "i cant handle no baby right now"
just like when junkies stop getting their period.

(i could get more medical but i thought i'd spare you all the gross bits.)

[Rush]

Waitwaitwaitwait...
Didn't you claim to have sex on the subway? Or am I thinking of some other two-bit moron?

BURN!

So he's a child prodigy that has been arrested multiple times, had sex on a train while people casually watched amongst other amazing feats?

Something doesn't jive! Is this the same person who said his friend burnt something like 18 000 calories in an hour?

Don't tell anyone MENSA secrets.

true, there is (((a very small amount of))) sperm in there, but mostly what precum is is a cleaner for the tubing. it makes sure to wash any germs, contaminants, and old pee out.
but she is correct, even if you didn't finish, you could have left enough residue to "start something" (and yes, the 4-ish days is correct, so make her piss on a strip, damnit!)

From what I can remember, its there to act as:
1. Lubricant.
2. Neutralize pH. I don't want to go to details. Maybe some youngster will think a vagina has penis-melting acid in it.

...This is why I don't mix alcohol with girls.

I like them dry though.

if someone stops having their period, its a sign that their body is saying "i cant handle no baby right now"
just like when junkies stop getting their period.

(i could get more medical but i thought i'd spare you all the gross bits.)

You can have your period stop if you're pregnant.

Please update. Also post what you said to convince her to take the test.

[Christopher Robin]

BURN!
Don't tell anyone MENSA secrets.
From what I can remember, its there to act as:
1. Lubricant.
2. Neutralize pH. I don't want to go to details. Maybe some youngster will think a vagina has penis-melting acid in it.
I like them dry though.
You can have your period stop if you're pregnant.

Please update. Also post what you said to convince her to take the test.

I didn't convince her to I asked her to, and she said she felt fine, and we BOTH highly doubt she's pregnant... My post above shows how I tried to ask her to But it's alright, I REALLY think we're both fine...

You were never going to beat him to it.

And whats all this? I mean on MSN you're all like: You've got to really love the girl and take care of her and never treat her wrong. If you really thought like that losing your virginity wouldn't be some game or competition.

LOL That was mean...

;o I have the same opinion about sex... just this happened You wouldn't believe the assholes in my school, that take advantage of drunk girls and then how fast it gets around

[Raui]

;o I have the same opinion about sex... just this happened You wouldn't believe the assholes in my school, that take advantage of drunk girls and then how fast it gets around

We have a similar problem at my school, thank god I'm never part of it. I despise anyone who does that sorta shit to a very high degree.

[tastyphoxette]

Is it wrong that I think Pomroy should stay away from sex again for a while?

Pomroy you don't need any little Yous running around just yet. ; ; You're still so young. <3


I think I'm too young for a baby. ; ;

[Christopher Robin]

Is it wrong that I think Pomroy should stay away from sex again for a while?

Pomroy you don't need any little Yous running around just yet. ; ; You're still so young. <3
I think I'm too young for a baby. ; ;

Haha... I'm not gonna have any little me's running around...

We have a similar problem at my school, thank god I'm never part of it. I despise anyone who does that sorta shit to a very high degree.

Yesssss we share the same opinion. Can we have secks?

[tastyphoxette]

Haha... I'm not gonna have any little me's running around...

You're not going to give them Roller Blades, are you? Those are Dangerous for kids under five!!
j/k
I'm so lame <3

[Christopher Robin]

lol... Why give em rollerblades when they can play in traffic for free?

[tastyphoxette]

lol... Why give em rollerblades when they can play in traffic for free?

Nvm, with that attitude you should start having lots of kids right away. XD

[Jenna]

Hard topic to bring up thought if she isn't concerned... how are you gonna phrase it? "Hey, how's it going, can you go pee on this please?"

I'm still fairly certain a test won't show a positive result even if she is pregnant until 2-3 weeks after conception. That's if my math is right and I'm fairly certain I am since you're supposed to take the test once you're late, which is 2 weeks after you're most fertile. Thus, 2 weeks after conception you should show pregnancy hormones.

I believe that is correct. Good luck