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[Jakezilla]

Okay, so I'm going to church today, so I want to smell nice.
I just recently found my Axe bodywash and Suave for Men shampoo that's been missing for a while. So I use those while I'm up in da shower.
Get out da shower, dry off, put on my clothes, and put on some Canoe cologne.



Now, I go to church. After church, I go to my teen group at the church.

I'm mixing the sound system, and a really hot girl wants to plug in her iPod. So, she plugs it in, sits next to me, and selects her song.
She was leaning up on my arm, signin her song, rockin left and right or whatever, while the song is just boomin from the huge ass speakers.

This girl isn't even my friend. I was fucking suprised, and that's the first time something like that has ever happened to me.

I still think Axe Effect is bullshit, but smelling nice sure does wonders.

Edited by Jake/Razor, 02 December 2007 - 08:07 PM.

[travis]

Drakkar Noir = q2345234x better,ktx I don't like the way the spray smells.

[Lawivido]

If that ridiculous picture you've been posting all over the place is you, I bet she was drunk.

[Jakezilla]

Dude, I just made myself look ugly on purpose. I look alot better off webcam and when I'm not making an insane pose at an insane angle.

[travis]

It is definitely him. LOL

[nox]

axe smells like musty ass

If that ridiculous picture you've been posting all over the place is you, I bet she was drunk.

rofl too harsh

[Neo]

BTW axe is called Lynx in the U.K , anyway yeah I've asked many females about this and nearly all of them say it turns them on. The only downside is that its too overly whored. But mix it with a nice smell like Issey Miyake or 212 sexy men even and it's a smexual smell

[Lawivido]

Dude, I just made myself look ugly on purpose.

Must not have been very hard. Infact, you didn't have to put in any effort at all. ^^

[travis]

JESUS DANNY ROFL

[teena68]

hahahahaha too funny have to tell my son that

[Jakezilla]

Must not have been very hard. Infact, you didn't have to put in any effort at all. ^^

Asshole

[Hydrogen]

Alright you can stop bagging on razor now

[travis]

Jake, take your own advice and

[Lawivido]

Asshole

Haha wouldn't call myself an asshole. Just the messenger.

[Jakezilla]

BTW axe is called Lynx in the U.K , anyway yeah I've asked many females about this and nearly all of them say it turns them on. The only downside is that its too overly whored. But mix it with a nice smell like Issey Miyake or 212 sexy men even and it's a smexual smell

I use it lightly, and put on some Canoe cologne (just a lil bit), and some Suave for men shampoo

[philywilly]

The axe spray itself smells way too strong and gross.. but the body wash, I'll admit, really tends to have a nice smell to it. But to go and say that it actually attracts woman.. ahahahahahahhahaha!

Anyways.. here's a little tip. You can never go wrong with big brand named perfumes. I used to use Chanel Allure and I kept on getting constant comments by girls about how good I smell. Same thing with my Burberry. They never fail me

[Lawivido]

I use it lightly, and put on some Canoe cologne (just a lil bit), and some Suave for men shampoo

No amount of such substances will change girls' perspectives of you Jake. You still look the same, unless of course they're intoxicated.

[Jakezilla]

No lie.

[travis]

I thought tag was the one that got you girls?

And... I call BS.

it doesn't attract like that...dramatization ftl. but really, girls like it when you smell good.

[Jakezilla]

No amount of such substances will change girls' perspectives of you Jake. You still look the same, unless of course they're intoxicated.

I hate you

[juju]

This happened at church? O.o ... ;_;

[Lawivido]

it doesn't attract like that...dramatization ftl. but really, girls like it when you smell good.

Sure they like it when you smell good, doesn't mean they're gonna dance all up on you. I'ma go with Eric. BS.

[DudeOnline]

I dunno. Axe(Lynx) Kilo or Essence isnt too overpowering. And according to Kevin Rose, Gelette cologne is the shit.

[Jakezilla]

Sure they like it when you smell good, doesn't mean they're gonna dance all up on you. I'ma go with Eric. BS.

Believe what you want, it happened. Plus, I was doing the audio system, and she likes music. so