20 replies to this topic

[fruglemonkey]

Okay, I might have a problem.

Behind my left shoulder, there's a hair. Now, it looks, and feels, exactly like peach fuzz... But the problem is, it's around 1 meter long.

I remember finding a hair like it before, and pulling it out 4 years ago, when it was around half the length it is now.

I thought nothing of it, until I saw it again, today... And I'm wondering, What the fuck? I thought I pulled it out? Oh crap I might have cancer.

So, what do you guys think?

[Bão]

You can't be serious. It's a meter long? Do you have a mole back there?

[Qaz]

that's one huge ass hair. but, i think that happens to a lot of people just not that long and in other random spots.
I had like a 3 inch hair out of nowhere grow out of my chin, and hat was before i even had a beard. So i don't think you have cancer.

[philywilly]

No way, a meter is way too much if you're not just exaggerating you should get that checked out.

[Jewbert]

Maybe it's just a "wild hair."
Did you keep it?

^__^

[Brad]

A meter? /vomits

[Sean]

.... That is disgusting... Submit it to Ripley's Believe it or not or something.. lol

[Hydrogen]

I think that is pretty normal...I had a similar hair on my chin. I called it my hair or wisdom .

I don't know about a meter long. I think ur exaggerating...right?

[Black Flame]

That's...odd. I don't think obscene hair length has ever been triggered by cancer, but meh. I guess you should go get it checked out though if it's seriously a meter long. I, personally, would just chop it off, but that's just me.

[Christopher Robin]

I'm going to assume you exxagerated about it being a meter long... if it -is-, I want to see it in Guinness World Records... or something.


Leave it there. It's badass.

[foogie]

umm... lies?

pics or it didnt happen.



I have genetics as such so I am covered in a nice layer of fuzz. I do, every so often, get a long bristly hair that seems to just pop up overnight which is usually on my chin. lol, it's fun to pull them out. but they're just like a centimeter.


it's just the way you are, it happens, if you don't like it, then just make a point like I do to look in the mirror every day to check for these budding tentacle-hairs.

[fruglemonkey]

Just got it measured, it's around 80 cm long...

And no, there's no mole back there

>< I think I'll keep it, see what happens.

[foogie]

Just got it measured, it's around 80 cm long...

And no, there's no mole back there

>< I think I'll keep it, see what happens.

PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN D:<


reminds me of that episode of malcolm in the middle, where reese gets a sunburn on his full body, and it peels, and he makes this huge assed snakeskin like thing.

[Bão]

pics or it didnt happen.

no tnks. srsly

[fruglemonkey]

Er, how do I take the picture? Like I said, it's transparent, and wont show up on my cheap camera phone

[Qaz]

Er, how do I take the picture? Like I said, it's transparent, and wont show up on my cheap camera phone

easy, just get a better camera.

[Eyesore]

Er, how do I take the picture? Like I said, it's transparent, and wont show up on my cheap camera phone

Step 1: Paint it
Step 2: Camera > Camera Phone
Step 3: Do like the emo kids and take a shot of it through a mirror
Step 4 : ????
Step 5: Profit(or not so much in this case)

[foogie]

Step 1: Paint it
Step 2: Camera > Camera Phone
Step 3: Do like the emo kids and take a shot of it through a mirror
Step 4 : ????
Step 5: Profit(or not so much in this case)

GENIUS


no but srsly, use a real camera. and a sharpie if needed. XD

[tastyphoxette]

no tnks. srsly

Seconded.

I don't want to see a creepy long shoulder hair.

1.) Name it.
2.) Take it to your doctor.
3.) Inform Book of World Records.
4.) ????
5.) PROFIT!!!

[phalkon]

shutup tasty!!! i doooooo!

yeah, do the sharpie thing. i gotta see this beast!

[Hydrogen]

There is no way that it is 31 inches long...no freakin way!

I call shop to your pic which you will post! Pre-emptive shop