Anyways, this day was full of lulz.
First period (algebra), we had a sub. This guy thinks we're little bastards and thinks we might break out in a fight or something, for christs sake, we're an honours algebra I class, not some ghetto class you taught in NYC (He told us that).
In 2nd period, I got written up for calling a student an asshole (we were just joking), and I had a choice of either 25 pushups or a referral.
So I chose the office, because I can't do FULL pushups (My muscles aren't strong enough yet)
So, I go up to the office, and they said the dean was handling a DUI?
So I go back to class..
Next period, we're in the portables and we hear this HUGE explosion, and the ground shook. We thought it was the demolition team (They were taking down a building). Then we heard sirens, so we're wondering what's going on.
(This will be continued later)
Period 4, art class. I'm bored, the girl that sits next to me is apparently pissed/depressed. I ask her about the explosion, she said it was a fake car crash. I was still confused. So I go to the other table (The table where the girl and the retarded kid sit at), and I start talking to them. Point is, the girl starts staring at my shirt and I ask her what she's staring at. She says my shirt. So I respond "I think you're staring at me." lulzily. I keep that going up for a while, then the retarded kid (he used to go out with her), walks away and sits somewhere else. Eventually we start saying "I think he's jealous.", so he goes to the COMPLETE opposite side of the room. At the end of the period, he has practically disappeared within 3 seconds. The art building is shaped like \_x_____/, the x being my class, and the lines being walls on the outside. He is GONE, and that area is HUGE.
So harbl harbl, I go to my web design I class and do basically nothing, maybe just shit around on the computers network (I hack their shit then tell the IT team what they are doing wrong, I found the student IDs, names, birthdays, street addresses, and phone numbers once).
Lunchtime, get some pizza, well, actually, two pizzas and two fries (Lol). So I go and sit down, and suddenly a bunch of black girls sit down next to me, and the girl infront of me is like "Oh, this is my new friend, I said he could sit with me at lunch". I laughed, because I don't even know her.
Ok, so I get to my TV Productions class, and I have a cherry coke with me.
I put the shit on my desk, and my binder next to it. The asshole that sits next to me moves my binder. Then the Puertorican kid comes and shakes up my bottle, but then realizes that I put my mouth on the cap (I was holding books, I couldn't use my hand
), and he dropped it. The coke bottle somehow ruptures in the bottom, and starts spinning out of control, shooting cherry coke within a 25 foot radius, spinning, going everywhere, in a TV PRODUCTIONS CLASS.Luckily nothing (electrical) got wet. I had to spend the next 10 minutes cleaning it up. He's just spouting shit and I'm laughing my ass off, he's saying stuff like Jesus H. Christ etc etc. This guy used to be a professional. He directed/edited documentaries for Channel 9! After I'm done ask the teacher if I can go mess with the switcher in the control room (That's our current unit), and I accidentally crash the program.
Last period, they bring up a special presentation on the TV (Mind you, the same program that gave us that presentation is the one I crashed, so I'm like UHOH). Just so turns out its a presentation for this girl that 'supposedly' died today in a DUI car crash. It was a fake, but they executed it DAMN well. (A senior told me it was fake in 4th period, I was still confused).
Then the shit starts bugging out. I'm like CRAP. and I go back after school ends to my tv productions class and ask my teacher if I screwed it up.
I did. Somehow, the files he loaded up into the scene were removed, and he had to go find them again. Thus fucking up the whole news for the entire school!
PS:
Main reason I didn't do those pushups is because theres NO way I'm going to get on that floor for some teacher.
Edited by Jakezilla, 10 April 2008 - 03:07 PM.
