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[Hydrogen]

Discuss how tough Chuck Norris is

[zpoy]

Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls because hair can't grow on steel.

[Selphie]

I think Chuck Norris is tougher than a really hard to crack nut.

Darn, where's that Chuck Norris book when I need it...

[adonis]

Hydro, I thought better of you than to continue this cycle

[phalkon]

he didn't do it on his own accord.

the toughness of chuck compelled him.

[Oaken]

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

Oh yeah p! So count yourselves lucky!

[Mr. Hobo]

Chuck Norris can divide by 0.
Chueck Norris can count to infinity - twice.

Guys watch out though, we might get sued

[zpoy]

Chuck Norris can divide by 0.
Chueck Norris can count to infinity - twice.

Guys watch out though, we might get sued

You won't get sued, just a roundhouse kick to the face!
After he gets done doing push-downs on the earth.

[Jakezilla]

I'm going to LOL when he dies..

[Aerowyn]

When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up.
He pushes the earth down.

If you can see Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris can see you.
If you CAN'T see Chuck Norris, you only have a few seconds left to live.

[Will]

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.

[ToxicS]

Chuck Norris sued the makers of a chuck norris joke book

Oh wait, that wasn't a joke

['B']

Chuck Norris can run fast enough to go around the earth and punch himself on the back of his head.

[phalkon]

Chuck Norris can run fast enough to go around the earth and punch himself on the back of his head.

hmmmm....

this would raise a good debate here!

chuck's fist is unstoppable.

his head is immovable.

which would win?

[Tetiel]

CONAN MADE HUCKABEE.

[Aetas]

hmmmm....

this would raise a good debate here!

chuck's fist is unstoppable.

his head is immovable.

which would win?

Duh, both of them!

Chuck Norris plays golf with the moon.



If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip. Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

[Magma]

Everynight the boogieman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.

If u rearrange the letters, take some letters out, and add some letters to Chuck Norris's name, it spells God (I made that one up off the top of my head)

[sonic]

Chuck sleeps with a nightlight because the dark is afraid of him.

[Selphie]

Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.

[Le Chango]

Chuck Norris can speak brail...
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door...

But really, you may not know he's like 63, he doesn't look that old

[Aerowyn]

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door...

You know, I thought I heard them all... and then there's this one. I LOL'd.

[Selphie]

This is quite obviously going to be an everlasting thread.

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

[ToxicS]

This is quite obviously going to be an everlasting thread.

Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

What are you talking about. Chuck Norris was never born. He just exists.

[Aerowyn]

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.

Chuck Norris eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot.

[Black Flame]

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.