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Started by Mystical_old, Aug 25 2004 07:36 PM
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ShadowLink64
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Posted 25 August 2004 - 07:38 PM
um... why is there a kid sitting in a desk?
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Hydrogen
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Neocodex Co-Founder
Posted 25 August 2004 - 07:39 PM
no he didnt, I saw it toodid u self edit that?
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Mystical_old
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Posted 25 August 2004 - 07:43 PM
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind hi'm, and as he sits the
bartender comes over, and asks for their order. The man says, "I'll have a
beer" and turns to the ostrich. "What's yours?"
"I'll have a beer too" says the ostrich.
The bartender pours the beer and says "That will be $3.40 please," and the
man reaches into his pocket and pulls out exact change for payment.
The next day, the man, and the ostrich come again, and the man says I'll have
a beer," and the ostrich says "I'll have the same." Once again the an reaches
into his pocket and pays with exact change. This becomes a routine until,
late one evening, the two enter again."
The usual?" asks the bartender.
"Well, it's close to last call, so I'll have a large scotch" says the man.
"Same for me" says the ostrich.
"That will be $7.20" says the bartender. Once again the man pulls exact
change out of his pocket and places it on the bar.
The bartender can't hold back his curiosity any longer. "Exbecausee me sir. How
do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your pocket
every ti'me?"
Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and I found
an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My
first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I just put my hand in
my pocket, and the right amount of money will always be there."
"That's brilliant!" says the bartender. "Most people would wish for a million
dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for
as long as you live!
"That's right! Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact
money is always there," says the man.
The bartender asks "One other thing, sir, what's with the ostrich?"
The man replies "My second wish was for a chick with long legs."
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Andy came to work one day, li'mping something awful. One of his co-workers,
Josh, noticed and asked Andy what happened.
Andy replied, "Oh, nothing. It's just an old hockey injury that acts up once
in a while."
Josh, "Gee, I never knew you played hockey."
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LMGDAO that is so funny isn't it?
bartender comes over, and asks for their order. The man says, "I'll have a
beer" and turns to the ostrich. "What's yours?"
"I'll have a beer too" says the ostrich.
The bartender pours the beer and says "That will be $3.40 please," and the
man reaches into his pocket and pulls out exact change for payment.
The next day, the man, and the ostrich come again, and the man says I'll have
a beer," and the ostrich says "I'll have the same." Once again the an reaches
into his pocket and pays with exact change. This becomes a routine until,
late one evening, the two enter again."
The usual?" asks the bartender.
"Well, it's close to last call, so I'll have a large scotch" says the man.
"Same for me" says the ostrich.
"That will be $7.20" says the bartender. Once again the man pulls exact
change out of his pocket and places it on the bar.
The bartender can't hold back his curiosity any longer. "Exbecausee me sir. How
do you manage to always come up with the exact change out of your pocket
every ti'me?"
Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and I found
an old lamp. When I rubbed it a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My
first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I just put my hand in
my pocket, and the right amount of money will always be there."
"That's brilliant!" says the bartender. "Most people would wish for a million
dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for
as long as you live!
"That's right! Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact
money is always there," says the man.
The bartender asks "One other thing, sir, what's with the ostrich?"
The man replies "My second wish was for a chick with long legs."
22.
Andy came to work one day, li'mping something awful. One of his co-workers,
Josh, noticed and asked Andy what happened.
Andy replied, "Oh, nothing. It's just an old hockey injury that acts up once
in a while."
Josh, "Gee, I never knew you played hockey."
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LMGDAO that is so funny isn't it?
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makkalor
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Posted 13 June 2005 - 03:03 PM
I really dont care about this topic... I just felt like finding the oldest think I could post on in the jokes thing and post on it... so...... hi
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Typhoon
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Posted 13 June 2005 - 03:23 PM
Oh, thought this was a recent topic. Icey - just close it, that idiot above me bumped. He's not gonan go far on the board if he keeps acting liek that 
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Dark_Sniper
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Posted 13 June 2005 - 03:25 PM
Cause he poses a threat...
what did he do???
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Icey Defeat
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Posted 13 June 2005 - 03:26 PM
I think he had to do with redsphere, I forget.
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makkalor
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Posted 13 June 2005 - 03:55 PM
meh... I do something odd once and I get put down...
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