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[Waser Lave]

Is burgle a real word lol. If it is, funniest word evar?

Erm...yes.

What else would you call it?



What the...

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[Hydrogen]

What the...

Chills run down my spine just looking at that and thinking about the damage it could cause...

[Wicked]

Chills run down my spine just looking at that and thinking about the damage it could cause...

nothing like the good old fashioned club to brighten your day o.o

[Sweeney]

Chills run down my spine just looking at that and thinking about the damage it could cause...

Until you find out it's made of sponge

[Fox]

How hard did you throw that thing?

It wasn't that hard... it doesn't feel that hard to me, anyway.

Looking over that site, there seems to be a few three, and even five, bladed throwing thingummies.
Aren't they irregal?

Link me? I know they have a four-pointed giant shuriken but it's unassembled; it's fine like that. Of course, people could assemble it... and I'm not sure how they get away with those throwing cards either, but they do.

Why would you buy throwing weapons? They only have one use then they're gone.

If you throw them at a person, perhaps - at a wooden target, though, you can just go and yank them out and go again. That's all I use them for... just so I don't end up in jail, y'know!

And that's a bigass club.


I've just taken a video of myself throwing a knife for your viewing pleasure, which I shall upload momentarily.

[Sweeney]

Link me? I know they have a four-pointed giant shuriken but it's unassembled; it's fine like that. Of course, people could assemble it... and I'm not sure how they get away with those throwing cards either, but they do.

I've just taken a video of myself throwing a knife for your viewing pleasure, which I shall upload momentarily.

Now I must find it again... bear with me

Aha! http://www.weaponsga...gue/?itemID=142

[Fox]

Now I must find it again... bear with me

Aha! http://www.weaponsga...gue/?itemID=142

Ooh gosh, yes - that's quite pointy. But I think they class it - and their other multiple-pointed throwers - as display items. They're probably likely to break upon throwing, in fact... although no doubt they'd still cause some damage.

[Sweeney]

Ooh gosh, yes - that's quite pointy. But I think they class it - and their other multiple-pointed throwers - as display items. They're probably likely to break upon throwing, in fact... although no doubt they'd still cause some damage.

Oho! Cunning!
They think of everything

[Waser Lave]

I noticed they have AK47s coming soon on that website for £100.

[Tetiel]

I suggest you practice your throwing to great accuracy just in case the inevitable happens - which I do swear it will. One day we will have a zombie attack and one day you will save us all by throwing sharp objects into their skulls to mutilate their brains! Oh I wait for the day! Emmy O. - zombie killing projectile specialist! (tried for a reference to Annie O the frontier gun lady)

[Fox]

Oho! Cunning!
They think of everything

Yep! No way we can get away with some things though... although a lot of weapons would be easy enough to make/improvise. Heck, you can make shuriken.

I noticed they have AK47s coming soon on that website for £100.

Oh they have all sorts! I believe there are some nice crossbows on there too...

I suggest you practice your throwing to great accuracy just in case the inevitable happens - which I do swear it will. One day we will have a zombie attack and one day you will save us all by throwing sharp objects into their skulls to mutilate their brains! Oh I wait for the day! Emmy O. - zombie killing projectile specialist! (tried for a reference to Annie O the frontier gun lady)

I'm going to be one of the few people that can go against what the Zombie Survival Guide said about knife throwing.



My video is STILL processing... but it'll be up soon.

[Frizzle]

I'd rather have a M4 carbine.

[Fox]

I'd rather have a M4 carbine.

Yes, that would probably win out against my knives. But the knives are fun.



Here's me lobbing a knife:

[XenoCyde]

Now i know who to ask if i want someone rubbed out.

[Sweeney]

Now i know who to ask if i want someone rubbed out.

As long as it's someone in the UK...

[Eeyore]

You even gave that poor door a face. I do feel sorry for that thing .

[Jewbert]

Ooooh they look really cool!
Although I wouldn't know the correct way to throw any of them. >.< A very good thing to have around if
an intruder stops by, though. All I got is a bat.

Lawl at the face on the door. Hehehehehe.

[Selphie]

Knife throwing? Oh goodness... I remember that infamous clip on This Morning with the knife throwingness. Not a pretty sight. D:

[Fox]

Now i know who to ask if i want someone rubbed out.

It'd probably be more efficient to do the job with a gun as opposed to anything I'd use.

You even gave that poor door a face. I do feel sorry for that thing

Yeah... but it is satisfying if you get it between the eyes.

Ooooh they look really cool!
Although I wouldn't know the correct way to throw any of them. >.< A very good thing to have around if
an intruder stops by, though. All I got is a bat.

I'd probably be arrested if I threw a knife at an intruder! Anyway - a bat's a perfectly decent weapon. If you can knock someone out with a thick rolled up newspaper (which you can) then a bat's pretty lethal.

Knife throwing? Oh goodness... I remember that infamous clip on This Morning with the knife throwingness. Not a pretty sight. D:

What happened?

[Kisarou]

Get some good practice with accuracy and you will be a FEMALE NINJA in no time

Just don't go around owning people. Please.

[Sweeney]

What happened?

As I recall, they had like, a circus knife thrower on, chucking knives around his assistant.
Then, he did it blindfolded and hit her square in the leg

[Dan]

Holy shit, this is all cool and everything, but I love your voice!

I'm even english and not fazed by the accent, but if I were a sound wave, I'd totally be banging your vocal cord sounds right now.

[Fox]

Get some good practice with accuracy and you will be a FEMALE NINJA in no time

Just don't go around owning people. Please.

Not even annoying people?

As I recall, they had like, a circus knife thrower on, chucking knives around his assistant.
Then, he did it blindfolded and hit her square in the leg

Ooooooouch! That's just dumb... words cannot express the sheer stupidity, which shines in a thick, custard-like aura around that decision.

Holy shit, this is all cool and everything, but I love your voice!

I'm even english and not fazed by the accent, but if I were a sound wave, I'd totally be banging your vocal cord sounds right now.

Gosh, really? My voice - when I hear it recorded - has always struck me as mildly annoying!

[Dan]

Gosh, really? My voice - when I hear it recorded - has always struck me as mildly annoying!

Yeah, I always feel the same. But really, you should record some more stuff, even just randomly. Just for my amusement and sheer pleasure.

If you're taking requests, I'd like a "Oh, my laces came untied again. Looks like I'll have to bend over -all-that-way- to do them back up again..."

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Just kidding, was trying to see how far I could weird you out in one post. But seriously, you have a beautiful voice

[Silk]

Hoooo dear, I would not want to walk in without knocking first. *stares*
*continues staring*
*insert bad chat up line*