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[Eeyore]

It was a traumatic experience!!! The old man had a leather erm...what's it called, banana hammock? G-string for men anyways. Then the male stripper came out and he had baby lotion and he kept flicking it everywhere with his....thing. My gosh I was so stereotypical-English watching that you wouldn't believe. It actually just wasn't a very enjoyable night, some big fat lesbian lady ended up complaining to her short butch partner about me because my friend's cousin's partner's gay friend kept shoving us all into her and I happened to be the body that made contact. Short butch lesbian lover of the big fat one I got shoved into was not happy .

I don't like lesbians ;-;.

[Just Another User]

wooow lol as long as they have some tits then like... it's not so bad... it's all about arse and face mate. Yup, arse and face... although if they have all 3 then thats a bonus i guess... but yea... if you've got a schlong like me you don't have to worry about these things

[Waser Lave]

It was a traumatic experience!!! The old man had a leather erm...what's it called, banana hammock? G-string for men anyways. Then the male stripper came out and he had baby lotion and he kept flicking it everywhere with his....thing. My gosh I was so stereotypical-English watching that you wouldn't believe. It actually just wasn't a very enjoyable night, some big fat lesbian lady ended up complaining to her short butch partner about me because my friend's cousin's partner's gay friend kept shoving us all into her and I happened to be the body that made contact. Short butch lesbian lover of the big fat one I got shoved into was not happy .

Sounds like quite an evening...

I don't like lesbians ;-;.

You need to watch more special films, lesbians are awesome.

[Twilight]

i can't guess. 4chan? ( my fav forum)

[nox]

ehh

Edited by nox, 22 July 2008 - 04:58 PM.

[Vegas]

Sounds like quite an evening...





You need to watch more special films, lesbians are awesome.

Haha where do you find these icons.

[Hawk]

i can't guess. 4chan? ( my fav forum)

Nope, but I know where.

[Waser Lave]

ehh

I saw that. Glad you decided to edit it.

[Hawk]

Haha where do you find these icons.

From a magical place full of corruption... Seriously, if your name is "Hawk117", just try and make a post that goes untouched.

I saw that. Glad you decided to edit it.

I'm curious now, PM me.

[GamerAsh]

Don't you hate it when guys disrespect women bodies?

[Eeyore]

Don't you hate it when guys disrespect women bodies?

It's in their nature. Which basically means it's worse when they don't, it's a sign you're ugly. .

[GamerAsh]

It's in their nature. Which basically means it's worse when they don't, it's a sign you're ugly. .

So if you don't disrespect women you're ugly? Wow I'm a fucking ugly bastard then

[Hawk]

Don't you hate it when guys disrespect women bodies?

What do you mean by that statement there?

[Tetiel]

dude... men are required to slap dem hos and tell them to get back in da kitchenz. Otherwise we get out of line

[Hawk]

dude... men are required to slap dem hos and tell them to get back in da kitchenz. Otherwise we get out of line

[GamerAsh]

dude... men are required to slap dem hos and tell them to get back in da kitchenz. Otherwise we get out of line

lolz

[Succexy]

I'm flat... fuck my life

Edited by Succexy, 22 July 2008 - 05:37 PM.

[Vegas]

I'm flat... fuck my life

If thats true then I think I need to get my eyes checked.

[Eeyore]

So if you don't disrespect women you're ugly? Wow I'm a fucking ugly bastard then

Hahaha I meant if women aren't disrespected by men they're ugly. I was only being daft . Sorta . There will be a ring of truth to it though really.

I'm flat... fuck my life

Now don't take this the wrong way, but after that topic in gfx where so much attention was drawn to your boobs I can't help but remember and I would have to say that I don't believe you are flat.

[Hawk]

I'm flat... fuck my life

FYI: Eric thinks you're hot.

Not like that is saying much, you got the approval of some Mexican American teenager, but w/e.

[Vegas]

dude... men are required to slap dem hos and tell them to get back in da kitchenz. Otherwise we get out of line

Suprisingly some women dont mind that. Which I dont get.

FYI: Eric thinks you're hot.

Not like that is saying much, you got the approval of some Mexican American teenager, but w/e. wink.gif

Better change your locks succexy.

Edited by Spade, 22 July 2008 - 05:44 PM.

[Hawk]

Better change your locks succexy.

It is a long trip for Eric, probably way too far north. He'd freeze.

[J03]

Is it just me, or is it weird for a guy to sometimes like when girls are medium or small sized...then sometimes I'm not feeling it at all

[Succexy]

Haha! Or in other words, I could go for some C's.
But, I am flat. Not that flat (a little bump)... I want free drinks from the bars or be able to work at Hooters.
I'm just kidding!

[pyke]

FYI: Eric thinks you're hot.

Not like that is saying much, you got the approval of some Mexican American teenager, but w/e.

Watch out, Eric lurks in the shadows as well

I can't remember what this topic was about. Anyway, I don't like guys in assless chaps either Eeyore.