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[Alex]

WTFFFFF.
Ridiculous.
This pretty hot chick from Lebanon is over with some family relatives (not related to me). She's 22 but she's really cool. Everything is going smooth, we're laughing, talking. At one point we were sitting at the dinner table and the TV is on in the living room, and HBO porn starts playing and everyone's laughing and I could have sworn she gave me a look. She just came here a month ago and she's going to live here now, so I thought that would be an excellent opportunity for me, to show her around and stuff.

Anyway, they're close to leaving and she gets up to go to the kitchen and starts talking to my mom there. I'm hearing my mom say shit like "Yea he has friends but they rarely go out places" and "He sits on the computer a lot"
I'm thinking "oh my ****ing god".
So then at the end I give her an awkward hug (forgot that its custom to kiss on the cheek, she was expecting that) and thats it.

Started out a good night but ended in fail. I'm off to the gym to work out the rage.

[Just Another User]

lol'd at that, sounds like something my mum would say... my mum seems to think it's a good thing that i work with computers x_x

anyways... i'm sure you'll see her again if she's living nearby so no sweat just invite her around next time HBO porn is on

[Melchoire]

So you're just gonna quit like that?

[Just Another User]

Now's the time to explain what you actually do on the computer. Most girls will fall for it if it's not too techy.

Play kids games and post on a kids game cheating forum? Kewwwwwwwwl!

[Just Another User]

Obviously you would embellish it more and in some cases exaggerate it a bit. With a bit of imagination you can turn anything into a chick magnet

lol, yea but to turn posting on codex into something interesting would just be an outright lie

"So i'm a regular member at this exclusive online emporium, we specialise in advanced computer graphics and photography as well as creating robots, lasers, home security systems, popular webpages and online games. We've had numerous celebrity appearances recently such as Matt Damon and Peter Kay [youtube videos]. We're the guys that as good as bring you online movies and tv shows, not to mention free music downloads and popular software. Anyone that's friends with me is basically set for life, as far as the electronic world goes anyway."

Edited by Just Another User, 10 September 2008 - 10:03 PM.

[sonic]

Blah.
Thats hilarious.

Your mom must be jewish at heart or something.

[Reaper]

"So i'm a regular member at this exclusive online emporium, we specialise in advanced computer graphics and photography as well as creating robots, lasers, home security systems, popular webpages and online games. We've had numerous celebrity appearances like recently Matt Damon and Peter Kay [youtube videos]. We're the guys that a good as bring you online movies and tv shows, not to mention free music downloads and popular software. Anyone that's friends with me is basically set for life, as far as the electronic world goes anyway."

You SO should advertise for the site...lol.

But seriously, just thank god your mom didn't pull out your baby pictures or something. Just hook up with her again soon!

[Just Another User]

I have it on my damn CV

Oh dear xD My CV would be massive if i posted every online community i'd developed for lol... i don't think any employee would take it seriously though

[Alex]

Yea if she brings it up again I'll spin it (they didn't know I was listening so I didn't say anything). I was just too shocked at my mom saying shit like that. Do I tell other people her shortcomings as a parent wtf?


In any case, because of the rage I had my best workout ever I think. I was grunting and puffing like I was having a baby...arnold would be proud lol.

[Reaper]

Yea if she brings it up again I'll spin it (they didn't know I was listening so I didn't say anything). I was just too shocked at my mom saying shit like that. Do I tell other people her shortcomings as a parent wtf?

Well...maybe she is proud of your computer skills. lol. And that last sentence made me lol...I'm still laughing. I so gotta use that in my siggy *runs off to use that quote*

It looks cute now..lol. I will forever remember this topic

[Jewbert]

Lawl. My grandma used to say that shit all the time. Not to guys, but to like, family and her friends. "All she does it sit in her room on that dern thang. I just wanna throw it out in the yard!"

Yeah. She's crazy.

But don't give up on the girl just like that!

Edited by Gooba.Butt, 10 September 2008 - 10:36 PM.

[Frizzle]

She's 22, you have no chance.

[phalkon]

She's 22, you have no chance.

pfffft. fuck that, GO FOR IT DUDE!

what's she gonna say? "no."

oh well, move on.

[hungryhippo]

lol, yea but to turn posting on codex into something interesting would just be an outright lie

"So i'm a regular member at this exclusive online emporium, we specialise in advanced computer graphics and photography as well as creating robots, lasers, home security systems, popular webpages and online games. We've had numerous celebrity appearances recently such as Matt Damon and Peter Kay [youtube videos]. We're the guys that as good as bring you online movies and tv shows, not to mention free music downloads and popular software. Anyone that's friends with me is basically set for life, as far as the electronic world goes anyway."

Pahahaa! I'm so using this when someone asks me what i'm doing on the computer

[Tetiel]

She's 22, you have no chance.

You have a point. Most like older men.

[Frizzle]

You have a point. Most like older men.

Thank you. I mean, you'd know a thing or two about older men? Gene's at least 3/4 years older then you, am I right?

[Eeyore]

How old is Alex?

Or, if Alex sees this before someone else does:

How old are you Alex?

[Frizzle]

17/18 I think. I mean Michie, would you go out with 14/15 year old?

[sonic]

Im 19 and I am sorta kinda pretty much trying to get away from this girl who is 22 I think.

[Tyler.]

17/18 I think. I mean Michie, would you go out with 14/15 year old?

14 and 15 dating a 19 year odl is /completely/ different

[pyke]

If it makes you feel better, my mom used to count my condoms.

I think it's the point of moms to tell embarrassing things about their kids though. She's not trying to cock block you though. My mom would say something similar, but she also told me to bring protection when I went out to the bars because "there are a lot of slutty girls on the dance floors".

[Ives]

Wanna know a story how Captain Beefheart got his name?

Well, his girlfriend Sue at the time was living with him and his uncle had a habit of exposing himself. So one day, while sue passes and hes taking a piss, he utters "What a nice fine beefheart."

Point being? Excel beyond and above. Let your mom say all the shit she wants and in the mean time be yourself on steroids.

[Warlord]

You must now commit ritual suicide in order to save face.

No wait, thats not it.

Umm......

Just take the girl, pretend like its the 40's or something.

[Will]

17/18 I think. I mean Michie, would you go out with 14/15 year old?

I don't think 'going out' was exactly what Alex had in mind...

[Eeyore]

17/18 I think. I mean Michie, would you go out with 14/15 year old?

Nope, if they were 18 I'd probably manage but 17 would be too young for me really . I mean that's just for right now, as I'm older I'd probably be more comfortable with a bigger age gap, but honestly I would always prefer it if they were older anyway.