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#1 sonic

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Posted 22 September 2008 - 05:17 PM

Friday- Had a small kickback at my house with like 15 friends. Played some BeerPong. Didn't really drink that much. It was kinda fun but nothing special.

Saturday - Had some of my closer buddies hang out. Played some rock band. Drank some beer. Then this Scene girl Ariel that I kinda have a thing for came at hung out with us. After I was quite a bit drunker, we ended up making out in my roommates bathroom. One of em came it and started messing with us. HUGE COCK BLOCK. But we ended up in my room, then yupyup. Got some Vag. First time with a super scene girl.

Sunday- The shitty part. I was feeling great when I woke up. Made me and Ariel breakfast. She left and I went to church. After church watched football all day at my buddies house. Then everyone decides to get a game of football going at the park. Now I cant run worth a shit with my fucked up leg, but I was feeling ok, so I agreed to be all time QB. That means I don't have to run, just throw the ball. Well some faggot black guy decides to rush even though we established no rushing and pushes me down from behind. Then begins to celebrate and shit. Well my best friend who was on the black guys team comes up and just jacks him right in the jaw. Now all my buddies are pissed off and the black kid is like fucked up and his one friend who is also black is cussing at my best friend. So of course those 2 are not going to fight like 15 of my friends so they leave. I didn't get hurt or anything so I wanted to keep playing so we did. Then those black guys come back with like 10 or so people and they all have bats and shit. But these are all like highschool underaged kids. I mean some of em looked like they were 14 or 15. And these crazy niggas had bats and golfclubs and shit. Well my big ass white friend Steven (we call him chubs) is yelling at them telling them it "was that niggers fault for pushing josh when he knew he had a fucked up leg" and stuff. and my black friend phillip goes over to the black kids and explains what happened and they all start yelling at the guy who pushed me. When it looked like everything was fine and they were just going to leave, a whole shitload of cops showed up. All the black kids ran, we all stayed cause we didn't do anything wrong. We ended up getting questioned for like 2 hours, and I was fucking pissed cause my leg was hurting and they wouldnt let me go to the truck for my pain meds. Eventually they let us go, and I feel like a dumbass for something that stupid to have happened.

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    #2 travis

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    Posted 22 September 2008 - 05:29 PM

    1. Scene chicks are fucking hot.
    2. I hate black people.
    3. Gay. Lets play some ball josh tongue.gif

    #3 pyke

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    Posted 22 September 2008 - 05:33 PM

    Lol, racism much Travis?

    Anyway, not surprised that happened. There's always some dumbshit that'll mess things up.

    #4 sonic

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    Posted 22 September 2008 - 05:35 PM

    QUOTE (T-Rav @ Sep 22 2008, 05:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    1. Scene chicks are fucking hot.
    2. I hate black people.
    3. Gay. Lets play some ball josh tongue.gif


    1. Normally I wouldn't agree, but this one was. She is my friend on Myspace, her display is Ariel i think.
    2. I hate the stupid ones
    3. I may be crippled but I'd Still own your fat ass.

    #5 Random

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    Posted 22 September 2008 - 05:38 PM

    At least scene girls are the shit.

    #6 Vegas

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    Posted 22 September 2008 - 05:51 PM

    QUOTE (sonic/vegas's daddy @ Sep 22 2008, 08:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    2. I hate the stupid ones

    QFE.

    Some people just give the race a bad image.



    #7 Hawk

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    Posted 22 September 2008 - 05:54 PM

    QUOTE (Vegas/sonia's my mommy @ Sep 22 2008, 08:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    QFE.

    Some people just give the race a bad image.


    "Up yours, nigger."

    rofl.gif

    I've watched Blazing Saddles a few too many times recently. sad.gif

    #8 Will

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    Posted 22 September 2008 - 06:08 PM

    QUOTE (Hawk @ Sep 22 2008, 08:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    I've watched Blazing Saddles a few too many times recently. sad.gif

    It's actually impossible to watch Blazing Saddles too many times. Same with Young Frankenstein and Super Troopers.

    #9 Hawk

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    Posted 22 September 2008 - 06:12 PM

    QUOTE (Will @ Sep 22 2008, 09:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    It's actually impossible to watch Blazing Saddles too many times. Same with Young Frankenstein and Super Troopers.


    xD

    Too true.

    #10 Vegas

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    Posted 22 September 2008 - 06:48 PM

    Question.

    Do you use your 'ima war vet thing' as a pick up line?

    #11 sonic

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    Posted 22 September 2008 - 07:17 PM

    QUOTE (Vegas/sonia's my mommy @ Sep 22 2008, 06:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    Question.

    Do you use your 'ima war vet thing' as a pick up line?


    Not as a pickup line.
    But I sometimes I will use my cane even when I don't have to, and girls usually ask what happened. If I act mysterious about it, then it makes them more interested. tongue.gif

    Brandon thinks its an unfair advantage in a poon getting contest.

    QUOTE (Hawk @ Sep 22 2008, 05:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    "Up yours, nigger."

    rofl.gif

    I've watched Blazing Saddles a few too many times recently. sad.gif


    Dude.
    I called Dang a nigger.
    And he is russian.
    and my post was edited.
    By who? I have no idea.
    But why hasn't yours been edited.

    OH YEAH CAUSE YOUR ROYALTY NOW. THERE YOU GO WITH YOUR NOSE IN THE AIR. TOLD YOU IT WOULD HAPPEN EVENTUALLY tongue.gif

    #12 Hawk

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    Posted 22 September 2008 - 07:40 PM

    QUOTE (sonic/vegas's daddy @ Sep 22 2008, 10:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    OH YEAH CAUSE YOUR ROYALTY NOW. THERE YOU GO WITH YOUR NOSE IN THE AIR. TOLD YOU IT WOULD HAPPEN EVENTUALLY tongue.gif


    Shut up or I'll send you to Boris. Although with his schedule, he probably wont be able to fit you in until Monday. blink.gif

    #13 zigzag

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    Posted 22 September 2008 - 08:35 PM

    Get drunk, pop a pill, do a line or two.

    #14 travis

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    Posted 22 September 2008 - 08:51 PM

    QUOTE (pyke @ Sep 22 2008, 05:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    Lol, racism much Travis?

    Anyway, not surprised that happened. There's always some dumbshit that'll mess things up.

    Yes. (:


    QUOTE (sonic/vegas's daddy @ Sep 22 2008, 05:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    1. Normally I wouldn't agree, but this one was. She is my friend on Myspace, her display is Ariel i think.
    2. I hate the stupid ones
    3. I may be crippled but I'd Still own your fat ass.


    Dude, she is hot. Train over winter break?
    Lol, bitch...varsity ball for my team. Ice hockey...6'2/280. bla bla army...cripple. tongue.gif

    #15 redlion

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    Posted 22 September 2008 - 10:43 PM

    QUOTE (sonic/vegas's daddy @ Sep 22 2008, 07:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    Saturday - Had some of my closer buddies hang out. Played some rock band. Drank some beer. Then this Scene girl Ariel that I kinda have a thing for came at hung out with us. After I was quite a bit drunker, we ended up making out in my roommates bathroom. One of em came it and started messing with us. HUGE COCK BLOCK. But we ended up in my room, then yupyup. Got some Vag. First time with a super scene girl.

    Pics or it didn't happen.

    #16 Alex

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    Posted 23 September 2008 - 12:01 AM

    Doesnt sound like a bad weekend to me xD very eventful

    #17 sonic

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    Posted 23 September 2008 - 12:55 AM

    QUOTE (redlion @ Sep 22 2008, 11:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    Pics or it didn't happen.


    Seriously I took pics of her in my bed.
    Ill post em. but her ass is like clearly visable, so Im not sure if its allowed.
    And do i have to haver her permission?
    Will a staff please PM about the rules.
    She is over 18.

    Oh and just check out my pictures. Nigga im a sexy mofo. I can pull bitches like mad crazy

    QUOTE (T-Rav @ Sep 22 2008, 09:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    Yes. (:




    Dude, she is hot. Train over winter break?
    Lol, bitch...varsity ball for my team. Ice hockey...6'2/280. bla bla army...cripple. tongue.gif


    Bitch.
    Message her asking if she fucked me.
    Then post the reply cause I don't want redlion hating on me. lol

    Edited by sonic/vegas's daddy, 23 September 2008 - 12:54 AM.


    #18 pyke

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    Posted 23 September 2008 - 06:01 AM

    No nudity or porn tongue.gif

    Figured you'd have learnt this by now!

    #19 redlion

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    Posted 23 September 2008 - 10:01 AM

    QUOTE (pyke @ Sep 23 2008, 08:01 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    No nudity or porn tongue.gif

    Figured you'd have learnt this by now!

    Well, through official channels. MSN/email are always options tongue.gif

    #20 sonic

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    Posted 23 September 2008 - 10:13 AM

    QUOTE (redlion @ Sep 23 2008, 10:01 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    Well, through official channels. MSN/email are always options tongue.gif


    I shall exploit the rules.



    #21 Kristoffer

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    Posted 23 September 2008 - 10:44 AM

    QUOTE (pyke @ Sep 22 2008, 06:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    Lol, racism much Travis?




    Isent that against the rules?

    #22 Frizzle

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    Posted 23 September 2008 - 11:24 AM

    Girl looks about 12. You fucking peado.

    #23 sonic

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    Posted 23 September 2008 - 11:30 AM

    QUOTE (Frizzle @ Sep 23 2008, 11:24 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    Girl looks about 12. You fucking peado.


    She is like 19

    #24 phalkon

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    Posted 23 September 2008 - 11:31 AM

    QUOTE (sonic/vegas's daddy @ Sep 23 2008, 12:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    I shall exploit the rules.


    plz.

    #25 Frizzle

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    Posted 23 September 2008 - 11:32 AM

    QUOTE (sonic/vegas's daddy @ Sep 23 2008, 08:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
    She is like 19


    She is 18 going on 12. She looks 12 and you think that is hot. Peado.


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