Don't you know economics? You have recessions and expansions... We're just in our recession phase! Everything is in it's right place.
Fitter. Happier. More productive. Comfortable. On Sundays, ring road supermarket. Fond, but not in love. Still kisses with saliva. A pig in a cage on antibiotics.
(Also, America may have the worst debt in the world.)
I meant to say world, I have no idea why I said country

The problem is that their debt actually gives them power over other countries...they owe so much that they effectively hold other countries to ransom because they can't afford for America not to pay it back.

It's never going to be paid back though. The fact they're so far in the -ve, even if they turned things around and made anual profit, to be able to get even close to paying off any of that would be a miracle on their part.
I'm going to organise a world-wide raid on America. We break in, take everything, then split it between everyone. Then they can ask Africa to supply water. It's win-win.