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[Waser Lave]

a fantastic place to live and be in! The United Kingdoms most amazing place to be! Reasons for its excellence span far and wide but this place is especially known for its excellence in people! manny, niki, keenan, anna and kimmy rule the land with their equivilant of the house of commons; the bute!
"Newcastle upon tyne is a great city!"
"Newcastle University is the university of Newcastle upon tyne."

http://www.urbandict...astle upon tyne

Or:

http://www.urbandict...?term=newcastle

[Alex]

is a hideout for the rich and famous. Perhaps that's why the city has so many rehab clinics for Hollywood stars.


only good thing written for my area

[Raui]

City north of Sydney in Australia (there's also one in England somewhere...). Great beaches. Good ice-cream. Creepy men. Also called Newie. The people there are Novocastrians. Good med school. Too hot in the summer, sort of humid too.
The men on the side of the road in newcastle try to creep out young girls walking past. Just don't look them in the eye...it encourages them.

Also known as 'newy'.
A city in NSW, Australia, north of Sydney that has a long standing rivalry with Wollongong. The steelworks there used to be the backbone of its industry.
Not much to see there now.
"Person A:I'm going to Newcastle on the weekend
Person B: Why dont you go to the Gong instead?".

The only creepy man is the local bum, you look at him you get chased

[Waser Lave]

The only creepy man is the local bum, you look at him you get chased

We live in the same city in different countries.

[Daniel#1]

Detroit

The number 1 best place for a black in the United States to start a business. Too many white people have too negative a view of Detroit.

[pyke]

Undefined.

[redlion]

Lol, my hometown has more entries than Dallas. Which is odd, considering we have less than a tenth of the population. And Fairfax only has two entries.

Lol @ GMU

[Cory]

Small city on the tip of the panhandle in Northwest Florida. Founded by Spanish settlers in the 1600s, the city had been used primarily as a port and coastal defense asset. Since then, it has developed and attracted numerous military bases. Pensacola and the surrounding area is home to the Navy's flight demonstration squadron, the Blue Angels, primary flight training for Naval Aviators and Flight Officers, as well as advanced training for Navy helicopter pilots and jet flight officers.
Pensacola is known for its sugar-sand beaches, numerous golf courses (including the Moors, host of the annual Blue Angel Classic), and exciting downtown night life. Popular locations incluce Pensacola Beach, Perdido Key, Seville Quarter, McGuire's, O'Reillys, Flounders, Bamboo Willies, Brews Brothers, and many others.
Pensacola has numerous ethnic restaraunts, as well as Southern flavors, a bustling regional airport, two malls, rapid urban and suburban growth, a dedicated interstate, a greyhound track, motor speedway, 30,000+ person civic center, fairgrounds, and no less than 6 Wal-Marts in the general vicinity.

Interesting facts: Escambia County, Pensacola's home, has the highest number of churches per capita than any other county in Florida.
"Hey, wanna go to Pensacola?"

"Why?"

"Good point."

Ya got everything in the city and area. NAS museum has an IMAX, catch some UFOs in Gulf Breeze and go ridin' and shit. There's just to damn much here ta leave behind.

Just stay outa Ferry Pass schools if ya a kid. Shit place to learn I wish I never went to.
The best place ta be. Eric knows what he saying!

City in extreme northwestern Florida. It feels more like Alabama more than Florida. The eastern part of town is where the rich and middle-class people live. The west side is the ghetto.
Currently the poorest city in Florida.
Man 1: Are you sure that we are in Florida?
Man 2: I don't know, we may be in Alabama.
(Man 2 sees a sign saying Pensacola, FL)
Man 1: That answers my question

A little bit about us "Pensacola Beach" kids
We are locals. Respect us, bitches. We mess with Tourists. WE DONT LIKE TOURISTS, but we do put up with them ('cuz you pay for our summer jobs!)
We don't, however put up with their crazy ass driving, which is why most of us are waving the bird driving down 98.
We party hard. Give us a handle of Morgan, Bottle of Jager, or TONS of Brewski's (Within an Hour we'll have to go on another beer run.) and we are content to lie in the sun for hours.
We live here. It's more than just the "Emerald Coast"it's the "REDNECK RIVERIA"! We have suffered through numerous hurricanes (had margarita parties throughout them all), but we're still here.
We are BIGGER and BETTER than Laguna Beach, with more DRAMA and better tans.
We wear rainbows year round.
And don't even think of making fun of Jimmy Buffet
no matter how cheesy his lyrics are.
It's not a vacationing spot for us, it's home.
We don't live "on" the beach.
We OWN it.
We know if your lookin' for anyone on any given summer day, you go to 18th.
We ALL belong to the "Redneck Yacht Club". We OWN wave runners, we don't rent them, and we don't haul ass through the no wake zones on them. No, Wings is not an outlet mall or the local "surf shop"
it's just a way to launder Pakistani drug money. We have true "Innerlight".
We do make fun of your HIDEOUS tan lines
and outrageous skanky clothing
(no, you're not that cute with third degree burns). Yes, vacation sex will give you syphilis and you will die.
We know most guys from Georgia or Tennessee are here to tap a local girl,
but chances are
they won't.
We are the kids brave enough
to throw bonfires and keggers in a 6ft hole on the beach.
We have been bred to chug funnels
from the top of yachts or from the top of our parent's condo
and that's how we like it.
You Think you're cool cause you visit and have one good week of partying
That's how we roll ALL YEAR 'ROUND!
A little bit about us "Pensacola Beach" kids
We are locals. Respect us, bitches. We mess with Tourists. WE DONT LIKE TOURISTS, but we do put up with them ('cuz you pay for our summer jobs!)
We don't, however put up with their crazy ass driving, which is why most of us are waving the bird driving down 98.
We party hard. Give us a handle of Morgan, Bottle of Jager, or TONS of Brewski's (Within an Hour we'll have to go on another beer run.) and we are content to lie in the sun for hours.
We live here. It's more than just the "Emerald Coast"it's the "REDNECK RIVERIA"! We have suffered through numerous hurricanes (had margarita parties throughout them all), but we're still here.
We are BIGGER and BETTER than Laguna Beach, with more DRAMA and better tans.
We wear rainbows year round.
And don't even think of making fun of Jimmy Buffet
no matter how cheesy his lyrics are.
It's not a vacationing spot for us, it's home.
We don't live "on" the beach.
We OWN it.
We know if your lookin' for anyone on any given summer day, you go to 18th.
We ALL belong to the "Redneck Yacht Club". We OWN wave runners, we don't rent them, and we don't haul ass through the no wake zones on them. No, Wings is not an outlet mall or the local "surf shop"
it's just a way to launder Pakistani drug money. We have true "Innerlight".
We do make fun of your HIDEOUS tan lines
and outrageous skanky clothing
(no, you're not that cute with third degree burns). Yes, vacation sex will give you syphilis and you will die.
We know most guys from Georgia or Tennessee are here to tap a local girl,
but chances are
they won't.
We are the kids brave enough
to throw bonfires and keggers in a 6ft hole on the beach.
We have been bred to chug funnels
from the top of yachts or from the top of our parent's condo
and that's how we like it.
You Think you're cool cause you visit and have one good week of partying

The Realist mothafukin City in Fla, nuthin but real niggaz wit real shit 2 say. Foul PLay, Body Head, Armageddon Guerillaz, Platinum House, Betty House Prod, Lock and Load. Holla at cha boy if you want that real un-cut Dirty shit.
A City in Florida, nothin but head bussaz from round my way Tan Yard, Pcola Hoe.

The first city settled in Florida; was blown away by a hurricane (surprise) and later rebuilt.

Is as of this writing currently preparing to be blown away by yet another hurricane. (Dennis).

Nobody will miss it much when it's gone.
This town freaking sucks, yo.

Woah, reading this actually makes me think about how awesome Pensacola is/was/can be.

[Amour]

Undefined.

[Zip]

ahaha I found mine rather funny/accurate


_____ is notorious for harboring many middle-class Caucasian teenagers who share a mass delusion that they were raised in Jamaica, Queens along side famous rapper 50 cent. _____ is also known to have disproportionately high volume of drug activity and their police force has recently employed a k-9 unit due to this.


I might have something to do with that disproportion. TEEHEE

[Ives]

Coppell

Also known as Cop Hell. The good cops go to cop heaven while the bad cops go to Coppell. Coppell, TX is a (boring) suburban city located right outside Dallas.
"Hey, Bob, where do you live?"
"Coppell, unfortunately."
"Ooooh that sucks."


Austin, TX

(1) the smallest big city in texas, also the capital city.

(2) haven for hippies, tattoo artists, fratties, scenesters, coffee shops, and people who aren't sure what they're going to do with their life, and are currently attending community college and working, part time.

(3) home of the university of texas, sxsw, 6th street, and is considered by some to be the live music capital of the world. also the location of a huge .com backlash.

(4) a location with horrible parking and traffic, that tows more cars and gives more tickets than any other city in the world.

-- also known as "the 512" or "ATX"
-- see also, "keep austin weird"
(2) I'm living in Austin, TX and working part time. I think I'll take a semester off school and get another job.

(3) Lots of bands come to Austin, TX for sxsw. Okay, let's get drunk.

(4) I went to Austin, TX and my car was impounded and destroyed.

[Nick]

I don't feel like putting everything for New York City, so I'll do my hometown of Newton, Massachusetts.

One of the top five nicest towns in massachusetts...wealthiest and safest city of its size in the united states. chestnut hill, waban, west newton hill, and parts of newton center have both money AND class...connecticut should take some notes

Massachusetts town for which Nabisco® 's classic fruit-filled cookie is named. The Fig Newton® celebrated its 100th anniversary in 1991; Nabisco® built a giant oven especially for the occasion to bake the world's largest cookie, over one city block long. Considering that Newton is a very Jewish burg, it does seem rather whacked that any corporation would build a giant oven there.

The Fig Newton® was almost named the "Fig Brockton," after another Boston suburb.

the world capital of disgustingly loaded, snobby, materialistic, juicy/abercrombie clad cloned teenage princesses who must hold a hair straightener at all times. known for its competitive, hyperactive, stepford-esque parents, and precious, self satisfied air. if one moves there they are likely to be newtonized.

place i live. also known as jewton, it is steriotypically populated by cheap jews. the mayor is corrupt and he's been in office for 4 terms. it's way too liberal. but my backyard is cool so i'm not moving.

[Tetiel]

The western portion of the city of Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Etobicoke contains industrial zones, commercial areas, poor neighbourhoods such as Rexdale and affluent neighbourhoods such as The Kingsway.
Etobicoke is home to Humber College, University of Guelph-Humber, Woodbine Race Track and Slots, Woodbine Centre and Sherway Gardens Shopping Centre. It is/was home to notable contemporaries including Keanu Reeves, Mike Bullard, Catherine O'Hara, Kiefer Sutherland, Stephen Harper, Michael Ignatieff and Allan Rock.

Area in Toronto with shitty houses, project buildings, garbage, and industrial zones. Soon to be the next New York.

n. One of the 5 boroughs that make up the city of Toronto. A vast wasteland of run-down homes, dilapidated factories, and strip clubs. Rightly known as ghettobicoke.

[Random]

Bad things about guidos.

[juju]

It's Chicago, are you kidding me?! It's amazing here . I couldn't imagine living anywhere else really. Not for a while at least.

[Tyler.]

1. sparkle city
Nickname for Spartanburg, South Carolina. Spartanburg is located at the intersection of Interstates 26 and 85. About 3+ hours from Atlanta, Georgia, 1.5+ hours from Charlotte, North Carolina, 1.5- hours from Columbia, South Carolina, and .5 hours from Greenville, South Carolina. Notable towns in Spartanburg County include Spartanburg, Inman, New Prospect, Little Africa, Pacolet, Converse, Cowpens, Chesnee, Greer, Reidville, Duncan, Lyman, Welford, Una, Grambling, Arcadia, Pauline, Mayo, Cross Anchor, Enoree, Woodruff, Glendale, Moore, Switzer, Boiling Springs, Campabello and Glen Springs.


1. Spartanburg 18 up, 5 down love ithate it

The one and only. There's no other place like it. Home of six colleges, five within city limits. Sometimes called the "Detroit of the South" due to the presence of BMW and other automotive related companies. Also, statistically the most cosmopolitan city of its size due to the diversity of the culture. Not much in the way of nightlife, but what there is, is great. Plenty of restaurants. Almost everyone who's born there leaves, experiences the world, then comes back home. It's the place everyone wants to leave when they're young, and the place to raise your family and live when they're older.

[Reaper]

Alocholics Annomyous was founded in Akron and the first ever meeting was held in Stan Hywett Hall

As well as being the home of LeBron James its the meth capital of the US with over 200 meth lab busts last year

Has a decling population it dropped from 300,000 to 200,000 since the seventies. Has a large population of spooks

Dirtiest ghetto shithole in the US. Sometimes referred to as Crackron.

These are a few things that those wonderful people said...but I'm not exactly in that city...I'm a suburb of Akron. There are no entries for Green.
There was nothing about the city I grew up in...how sad

[Black Flame]

1)also known as the ROC.
2)where there is absolutly nothing to do, except family oriented activites.
3)everyone here thinks their either black or rich.
4)the clostest we get to having famous people here are rapiest.
5)even though Rochester, Michigan is more than 50 miles away, everytime someone asks where we live, we say detriot.

(poor white girl): I'm rich and black and i live in Rochester, Michigan.

http://www.urbandict...?...r, Michigan.

About 4 of those are so amazingly true. XD

[Raui]

We live in the same city in different countries.

I noticed that one aswell Do you have a crzay bum over there too?

[Seaner]

Maple Ridge

A town in British Columbia, Canada, where there is a growing number of Crackheads in the downtown area. The #1 activity is smoking weed Lots of grow-ops in this town but sometimes its hard to find some decent cheebs(weed).

A town where there are no big shopping malls or advertisements everywhere. Beware there is no color, almost every single person is white!

[Eeyore]

Haha wow, people love my town

Cheap town, average wage is 10 grand a year. Kids are encouraged to drop out of school at 16, work on the prom selling 2 quid shoes and then retire at 21 and live on the dole, stabbing grannies for crack money.

Sea side resort in the uk. Known for it's lack of clean water in the sea which makes legs dissolve, and the big one (rollercoaster)

(1942) My family is so fortunatewe get to go to blackpool this year.

(Modern Day) My family is so poor, we have to go to blackpool this year.

Oh and for kicks, the city I'm in atm for Uni

old roman fort town in northwest englnad near the borders of wales. full of rich and rich wanna be`s
quility of ladies is good , better than the usual brightm orange faces and tracksuits you get in surrounding areas
same cant be said for the males they all love themselves and spend hours gazing in shop windows just to check their hairs ok (this includes chavs )
although with chav males its hard to tell if they are trying to start a fight with the guy starting at them or checking their threads and cheap gold

you can have a good night out in chester and theirs usualy some chav bint flashing herself for a lift to laugh at

lets go chester and see some fit birds
lets go chester and rob the posh of its fit totty

I think it was written by a scouse.

[Cyo]

undefiner :;(

[hungryhippo]

town in Virginia near Richmond. Home to a vibrant Sousaphone community, [town name] enjoys commerce from around the central Virginia area who come to see and play Sousaphones. [town name] contains a wide range of wildlife, including deer, rabbit, fauna, and Marks and Harrison. [town name] residents, mainly conservative, concern themselves with gun control, family values, and the reduction of terrorism in central-eastern Virginia.