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[Vegas]

I go to an all boys highschool, and TBH I don't watch porn that much.
Maybe once every other week, but not very often. I'd rather just use my friends with benefits

Wonders if you found those friends from your school if ya catch my drift haha.

When you have a girl in your life, even if your not doing it every night like some lucky sobs here, just no urge to watch it. but it comes calling every once in a while.

But porn was teh shittt back in gr.8-10, not gonna lie about that.

[Random]

Wonders if you found those friends from your school if ya catch my drift haha.

When you have a girl in your life, even if your not doing it every night like some lucky sobs here, just no urge to watch it. but it comes calling every once in a while.

But porn was teh shittt back in gr.8-10, not gonna lie about that.

Haha, no I'm not gay. Most of the private highschools where I live are same sex, so everyone is really horny all the time.

[ChrisTW]

So you're bi then?

[pyke]

i just got laid like 3 hours ago.

It doesn't count Josh. Nice try though

[Dan]

I haven't masturbated in 2 days because i'm fucking this chick tonight and I don't want to look inferior because of my lack of jiz.

Oh, hai guys!

[Sida]

I haven't masturbated in 2 days because i'm fucking this chick tonight and I don't want to look inferior because of my lack of jiz.

Oh, hai guys!

That's totally the wrong way to go about it...unless you're looking to be a 5 second wonder.

[Lawivido]

That's totally the wrong way to go about it...unless you're looking to be a 5 second wonder.

He only cares about the wonder part.

[pyke]

I haven't masturbated in 2 days because i'm fucking this chick tonight and I don't want to look inferior because of my lack of jiz.

Oh, hai guys!

Just dump some yoghurt on her when she's not looking.

[Lawivido]

Superman her with ranch. LOL that sounds like it could be fun.

[Random]

So you're bi then?

Fuck you

[The Dirty Filipino]

Just dump some yoghurt on her when she's not looking.

I laughed out loud just now. Thought I should let you know.

[Rhiann]

So did I, rofl.

[Dan]

Update:

We fucked.

She came, but I didn't

...

I feel inferior now, for deffo...

[Supersaiyanvegeta]

AHAHAHAHA wow this thread gave me a good laugh, but the original jackin off to a stickman thing was messed.

[redlion]

He only cares about the wonder part.

Haha. I think it'd be funny to see her face. I love awkward situations. I revel in them.

Just dump some yoghurt on her when she's not looking.

I LOL'd.

Update:

We fucked.

She came, but I didn't

...

I feel inferior now, for deffo...

...Sure he works? I mean, it isn't that hard.

[sonic]

Well since we are all talking about sex....

I just had the wierdest sexual experience of my life. My girlfriend has this special way she likes me to finger her. its wierd its like direct rubbing of the G spot but in a wierd way. I usually just concentrate on the clit but my girlfriend is wierd....but yeah we were doing it like a wierd version of missionary but my hands were under her ass and lifting her up kinda... and she said "omg it feels like when your fingering me but better". not sure why thats wierd but she is one of the first girls i have been with that doesnt not Gspot orgasim, but she can clit orgasim easy....but tonight she said she thinks she did Gspot orgasim because i was "hitting something" as she said.....

So yeah...

[phalkon]

ok, i know the war vets can agree with me on this one... especially the ones that remained "loyal" for a while, during their deployments... but i look at porn a lot over here. you kinda have to. i mean, i don't want to cheat, so what else can you do/ and wet dreams are sometimes unfortunate to clean up, especially if you have a roommate.

so yeah, some of you guys can just shut your faces about "not needing porn because you can get laid", once you're *actually* deprived of a vagine (or other hole), porn becomes very helpful

[dman]

lol

Fuck porn, get bitches.

[sonic]

ok, i know the war vets can agree with me on this one... especially the ones that remained "loyal" for a while, during their deployments... but i look at porn a lot over here. you kinda have to. i mean, i don't want to cheat, so what else can you do/ and wet dreams are sometimes unfortunate to clean up, especially if you have a roommate.

so yeah, some of you guys can just shut your faces about "not needing porn because you can get laid", once you're *actually* deprived of a vagine (or other hole), porn becomes very helpful

Obviously you cant tell us, but if you have access to vagine(other than soldier vag) then were the fuck are you. You got to be in ballad at the ER or some shit to even be in barracks you lucky fuck....

And I was in Germany for 2 weeks and didn't cheat.

Edit: you might still be at Ft. Hood for pre-dep training huh....
edit edit: or your ass is at that one club in kuwait...

ok, i know the war vets can agree with me on this one.

Sadly, as far as I know thats just me and kitsune...

Edited by sonic, 12 January 2009 - 01:42 AM.

[erotic poptart]

I've seen porn, but I don't fap to it.

Listening to a woman with a vagina that can hold a watermelon scream like she's getting raped just doesn't turn me on.

And the visuals? We all know that there is nothing attractive about a vagina, nor a woman looking like she's starved herself for 2 weeks and the only food she could find was a penis.

You people that get turned on by that are weird.

Go to ASU, you'll never need porn again.

Not true at all. I have many friends who go to ASU who are respectable people. ASU may have a bad rep for being a party school but that doesn't mean every girl who goes there is a slut.

[warley30]

I still like midget porn

[Fatal]

lol come on. i cant believe how many of you are acting as if you never look at porn

Their immaturity is kicking in

Meh I've been in the same boat as you before Alex I know how it is....

Agreed. I'm not saying I don't look at porn. Its just there's no point when you have a woman. 'Nuff said.

Eh, Yeah but still...... you don't like seeing variety?

I still like midget porn

Sexual.

[Lawivido]

I still like interracial midget porn.

Fixed.

[Hawk]

ya know
the girls who they're friends think arent sluts, who deny being sluts
are USUALLY the sluttiest ones

"Ya know?" Are you from 'Sota?
You do know you said "the girls who they are friends think arent sluts", which makes absolutely no sense, right?