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[Ali]

It is summer, university is over for another year, all exams passed with flying colours so I'm off to play in the mud for a few days. It's been lovely weather for the most part recently but just checked the BBC and apparently heavy rain on Friday, can't wait...

The Boy is demanding that we leave at some ungodly hour tomorrow (by ungodly, read: before midday) so it's not going to be a happy start for me. His car has already been loaded with our tent, food and worrying quantities of alcohol. I'm really excited about it all this year, a huge group of our friends from sixth form are going and it should be a really good time. Making the most of limited sunshine, traipsing through mud, drinking heavily, singing Bruce Springsteen songs loudly, getting skinny from lack of proper food, fantastic 5 days!

Anyone else going this year?

Glastonbury Line-up 2009

[Waser Lave]

If you don't see British Sea Power I'll come down there and steal all your alcohol as punishment...

[Ali]

If you don't see British Sea Power I'll come down there and steal all your alcohol as punishment...

Boy wants to see them so I'm sure we will. You couldn't separate me from my drink if you tried. I have boxed wine...every year I somehow manage to get slightly less classy, who knew I had any further left to fall?

[Waser Lave]

Boy wants to see them so I'm sure we will. You couldn't separate me from my drink if you tried. I have boxed wine...every year I somehow manage to get slightly less classy, who knew I had any further left to fall?

You're a student, a box of wine is practically a bottle of Chateau Lafite.

You'd better see them, there's the only band who can get away with camouflage, shrubbery and stuffed wildlife on stage...I saw them twice at Leeds a few years ago.

[Noitidart]

Have lots of sex!
Sex in mud is good. So I hear

[Random]

I saw the word Glastonbury and thought to myself, "I bet this is Ali's post."

[Vegas]

Boys have names too ya know. Not just pieces of meat.

[Ennazus]

*snort* Of course boys don't have names! Ali tell him.

Anyway! My old housemate just went to Glastonbury! :@ I'm slightly jealous! Every year I balance out the pro's and con's: good music and yucky toilets. ("Yucky" being a feeble adjective to use.) Or Spotify and showers... and nice loos...

So have fun Alicat

[Ali]

Have lots of sex!
Sex in mud is good. So I hear

Tent sex is so not the way forward.

Boys have names too ya know. Not just pieces of meat.

...I am aware of that. First name The, second name Boy.

*snort* Of course boys don't have names! Ali tell him.

Anyway! My old housemate just went to Glastonbury! :@ I'm slightly jealous! Every year I balance out the pro's and con's: good music and yucky toilets. ("Yucky" being a feeble adjective to use.) Or Spotify and showers... and nice loos...

So have fun Alicat

SUZ!!!! *Glomps* Oh, you should go, it's good fun. Wasn't even huuugely muddy this year, wellies were necessary but it wasn't a complete washout like it has been in the past.

I'm so tired now. Got back yesterday lunchtime and slept for a ridiculous amount of time, I was absolutely exhausted.

[Noitidart]

Boys have names too ya know. Not just pieces of meat.

Whaaat. Are you a chick or a dude?

No we don't!! Your name is how big your dick is. If they call you by your name then they obviously don't know how big your dick is. All chicks know your name its weird AND you gotta make them forget!! Every time they say boy its like "Boyyyy!!! That soooo big I want in mouth now now now! Want cum dripping out of sides of mouth!" (right Suz ) so Boy for short is a good nick. Ali you horny horny little girl!! I wish I was with you!!! You're not married you still can do it!!!

Tent sex is so not the way forward.

Waha??? Why not?? Everyone can hear you scream Ali! That is so hawt!

[Waser Lave]

What the...

[Noitidart]

It's true! It's proven!

[Ali]

Hydro/SL, if you can't keep Noit under control, we're going to have to look in to having him neutered.

[Noitidart]

Aliii nooo how can you think such a thought. My balls are dear to me (and you )!! *wants Ali so bad*

I miss foogie in times like theese My balls get sore they're so full

[Noitidart]

Oh come on you too! *condoles balls - "Its ok balls I wont let you go without a fight"*

[Bryan]

Noit will you just go fuck something please? Be it a banana, a broomstick, a fleshlight or a vagina. I don't think you should post until all your sexual urges and tendencies are under control.

[Frizzle]

I fucked in a tent once at Reading. Was hot. Like humid/sticky.

[Noitidart]

Noit will you just go fuck something please? Be it a banana, a broomstick, a fleshlight or a vagina. I don't think you should post until all your sexual urges and tendencies are under control.

I fucked in a tent once at Reading. Was hot. Like humid/sticky.

I knew it! Hot and sticky sex is the best! I always want to smash right after a work out.

[Ali]

Noit will you just go fuck something please? Be it a banana, a broomstick, a fleshlight or a vagina. I don't think you should post until all your sexual urges and tendencies are under control.

This, this, a thousand times this.

I fucked in a tent once at Reading. Was hot. Like humid/sticky.

I hate tents. Humidity is horrid.

[Noitidart]

This, this, a thousand times this.

I was hoping you would say that. Let's do this baby! I knew you didn't believe in this marriage bs

[Ali]

I was hoping you would say that. Let's do this baby! I knew you didn't believe in this marriage bs

Pfft, I'm 9 days away from that marriage! Getting a bit late to not believe in it.

[Noitidart]

Getting closer means more nervous. Just know I'm hear to relax you.
You know I'm only doing this for you. Completely selfless.

[Ali]

I am increasinly glad that I am in London and therefore thousands of miles away from Noit.

[Noitidart]

LOL
Aww ladies. Dro has contacted me and asked me to respect the sensitive people. Here you go:
http://www.neocodex....ore-vagina-talk

[Noitidart]

No clue why