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#1 jcrdude

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Posted 29 September 2009 - 10:27 AM

Spoiler: Nut kicks are involved

Enjoy the tutorial



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    #2 Rambo

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    Posted 29 September 2009 - 10:28 AM

    I don't fight, I'm gay. Lol.

    Nah, I only fight if it's needed. I normally get on by messing them mentally :)

    #3 jcrdude

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    Posted 29 September 2009 - 10:30 AM

    Trust me, this video is half about learning to fight, and half about laughing at hilarity

    #4 Rambo

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    Posted 29 September 2009 - 10:30 AM

    But it means pausing my music :(

    #5 Ashlums

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    Posted 29 September 2009 - 10:34 AM

    That's beautiful.

    I tried to show my man my super fighting skills and like... he disabled me in two seconds flat. D: Sigh. I am so not a fighter.

    #6 jcrdude

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    Posted 29 September 2009 - 10:41 AM

    That's beautiful.

    I tried to show my man my super fighting skills and like... he disabled me in two seconds flat. D: Sigh. I am so not a fighter.


    I would like to see this. Very much.

    Any time a scrappy girl wants to fight a man, the results are epic, no matter the results.

    #7 thejman1002

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    Posted 29 September 2009 - 11:19 AM

    haha I wonder where that guy is from (teaching us how to fight) I can't really tell the accent.....

    None the less Ima going to kick some major ass with this vid lol :p

    #8 jcrdude

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    Posted 29 September 2009 - 11:28 AM

    None the less Ima going to kick some major BALLS with this vid lol :p


    I fixed that for you

    #9 Bryan

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    Posted 29 September 2009 - 12:42 PM

    I believe that same man also kicked Frank Shamrock's ass.

    #10 Mr. Hobo

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    Posted 29 September 2009 - 01:23 PM

    Hmmm

    The way he got out of the full nelson looks fun

    #11 jcrdude

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    Posted 29 September 2009 - 01:33 PM

    I believe that same man also kicked Frank Shamrock's ass.


    http://en.wikipedia....tten#MMA_record

    You, sir, are very correct. According to the wiki, he's 2-1-0 to Frank Shamrock

    Seems he has quite the prolific MMA career.

    Shame he had to retire after winning the UFC Heavyweight Title due to injuries (blowing out his knee and TEARING HIS BICEP... motherfucker don't mess around)

    #12 thejman1002

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    Posted 29 September 2009 - 02:51 PM

    Haha right crazy mofo's man, I wouldn't last one minute with those fuckers

    And thanks JC for the fix BALLS!!! lol

    Edited by thejman1002, 29 September 2009 - 02:53 PM.


    #13 Mr. Hobo

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    Posted 29 September 2009 - 04:17 PM

    Stopped after a minute.

    It's meant to be satire right?


    I think that it was a serious video someone edited to be funny

    #14 luvsmyncis

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    Posted 29 September 2009 - 08:15 PM

    LOL Rex-Kwan-Doh.

    #15 jcrdude

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    Posted 30 September 2009 - 08:03 AM

    I think that it was a serious video someone edited to be funny


    In all fairness to the editing, he wanted to kick a man in the balls, just not in the balls the balls the balls. All video and audio is legit, but all the best parts were cut together for maximum awesomeness.

    Edited by jcrboy, 30 September 2009 - 08:04 AM.


    #16 Waterloo

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    Posted 30 September 2009 - 08:10 AM

    Imagine you made sound effects like that in a real fight... BOOM. POW. POW. BANG!

    #17 LittleOne

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    Posted 15 October 2009 - 11:37 AM

    never fight with a women.....you'll loose..... i fight by attacking them mentally!!

    #18 ArticTheTiger

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    Posted 16 October 2009 - 09:31 AM

    that guy is really good XD now I wanna pick a fight, thanks :p

    #19 kazemekazi

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    Posted 19 October 2009 - 05:34 PM

    I was expecting some sage wisdom like "Don't get into one," but this works, I suppose.

    #20 jcrdude

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    Posted 19 October 2009 - 06:18 PM

    I was expecting some sage wisdom like "Don't get into one," but this works, I suppose.


    "Kick them in the nuts and beat their face into things" is better advice than "Don't get into one"

    This video still makes me laugh every time I watch it.

    #21 Token

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    Posted 19 October 2009 - 11:44 PM

    I feel like after watching that video I should go get a license to kill.

    I'll just kick em in the groin and *bang* *bang* *bang* their head. Haha.

    #22 ArticTheTiger

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    Posted 20 October 2009 - 02:29 AM

    lmao..

    See the headlines?

    Fight in pub turns into manslaughter.

    "pow" exclaimed the muscular man whilst kicking the guy in the groin after knee-ing his stomach with a loud "bang". The man took no risk and made sure he "powed" him very well afterwards once more.


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