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[onlyme]

[16:38] <Gen> dunno, brazilians are really annoying at the internet. Just look at me

[13:03] <soul__stealer> there are no poisonous lollypops available for under 10np
[13:03] <soul__stealer>
[13:03] <onlyme> lolwut?
[13:04] <soul__stealer> i bought them all
[13:04] <onlyme> xD
[13:05] <Drakonid> in soviet rusia
[13:05] <Drakonid> the lollipop buys you
[13:06] <Drakonid> and bye

[21:47] <onlyme> it is
[21:47] <Drakonid> is it?
[21:47] <onlyme> it is

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[03:39] *** Iargue sets mode -b on SpellingNazi!*@*
[03:40] <tematric> rofl
[03:40] <tematric> Rise SpellingNazi!!!
[03:40] <tematric> Return from the dead!!!
[03:40] <tematric> I command you!

[03:57] <Brennon> I am doing great AMANDAH
[03:57] <Salamanda> why the 'DAH'?
[03:57] <Brennon> i DONT know
[03:57] <Salamanda> think your clever, HUH? BrenDUH aha

[19:09] <Brennon> Will you be my valentine only? :3
[19:09] <onlyme> eeeeeeerm....
[19:10] <Brennon> FINE
[19:10] * Brennon runs off crying
[19:10] <onlyme> what about your (imaginary) girlfriend?
[19:10] <onlyme> she should be your valentine eh?
[19:11] <Brennon> SHE ISNT IMAGINARY
[19:11] <Brennon> YOU HAVE SEEN HER FACEBOOK!

[01:58] *** Drakonid is now known as DrakonidThePalad
[01:58] <DrakonidThePalad> D=
[01:58] <TheWizardPyro> lol
[01:58] *** DrakonidThePalad is now known as Drakonid

[03:00] <Brennon> For autoboying?!
[03:00] <Brennon> autobuying* -_-

[03:04] <Drakonid> So, abrosio is for autoboying?

[22:05] <ShadowLink69> The language for IRC is retard, apparently.

[00:08] <Kway> rofl
[00:08] <Kway> can you imagine finding sites using .gay as a domain?
[00:09] <Kway> neocodex.gay
[00:09] <Kway> I think Noit would like that

[Georgina]

LMAO lisa those are epic

[17:42] <Georgina> omg i had a cherry pie fromm mcdonlds today...it ws orgasmic, i highly reccomend.
17:42] <WaserLave> did you eat it?
[17:42] <Georgina> lmao waser
[17:42] <Georgina> yes
[17:42] <WaserLave> i figured you might have been doing it wrong
[17:42] <Georgina> after rubbing it seductivly around my body
[17:43] <WaserLave> or right...
[17:43] <ShadowLink69> haha

[onlyme]

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[22:06] <onlyme> AHAHAHAHA
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[Georgina]

[21:31] <WaserLave> we're going for the yacht
[21:32] <Unseen> I better get the hammocks on the side at least
[21:32] <WaserLave> you can have the banana hammocks
[21:32] <Georgina> what about me? D:
[21:32] <Unseen> You can share with me Georgie!
[21:32] <Unseen>
[21:32] <WaserLave> you can have the bananas
[21:32] <Unseen> ROFL
[21:32] <Georgina> ...

[onlyme]

[22:54] <Boggart> will anyone be on tonight?
[22:54] <Drakonid> I guess I might
[22:54] <onlyme> i guess i might not xD
[22:54] <onlyme> can't wait to go to bed!
[22:57] <Diet-Drew> I'll be on here, but I'm boring
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[22:58] <onlyme> (me shakes head
[22:59] <onlyme> FAIL FAIL BO BAIL BANANA FANA FO FAIL

[23:40] <ShadowLink69> i'm white
[23:41] <Brennon> Im white also!
[23:41] <Brennon> WHITE POWER
[23:41] <dk8932> im in the middle
[23:41] <Brennon> mudblood.
[23:41] <dk8932> squints rule

[23:47] <dk8932> someone make babies with me
[23:47] <ShadowLink69> gtfo or tits.
[23:47] <ShadowLink69> wut

[23:49] <ShadowLink69> XD
[23:49] <ShadowLink69> X-D
[23:49] <ShadowLink69> why dont laughing faces ever have noses

[23:26] <smexxi> OH GOD
[23:26] <smexxi> WE HAVE A PROBLEM
[23:26] <smexxi> SHIT
[23:27] <smexxi> out of 45 restocks at grooming/clothing, i bought 26
[23:27] <smexxi> ...
[23:27] <smexxi> i set my profit to 1000
[23:27] <Diet-Drew> nice
[23:27] <smexxi> instead of 10000
[23:27] <Diet-Drew> lol
[23:27] <smexxi> so i bought 13
[23:27] <smexxi> Peophin Shampoo
[23:27] <smexxi> ...
[23:27] <smexxi> 1100 profit each
[23:27] <smexxi> i ran this for about 30 minutes
[23:28] <smexxi> jesus

[13:29] <Unseen|Tipsy> Egyptians need a king
[13:29] <Unseen|Tipsy> worked for them in the past
[13:29] <Unseen|Tipsy> they made some good shit
[13:29] <Unseen|Tipsy> like a pyramid

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[00:34] <Drakonid> only will not only hurt you but she'll mentally scar you in a way which will make you need a therapist for the rest of your life

[19:10] <Drakonid> You don't look like that
[19:11] <Drakonid> I mean, yes, you're a pink dinosaur
[19:11] <Drakonid> but you don't live in cake land

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[22:06] <onlyme> AHAHAHAHA
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[03:38] <SailorMoon> my fish are eat my mossballs :<
[03:39] <onlyme> oh that's pretty sad
[03:39] <onlyme> you should eat your fish then
[03:40] <SailorMoon> the pish have little meat...
[03:40] <SailorMoon> not a good meal.
[03:40] <onlyme> but they ate your mossballs!!!
[03:40] <SailorMoon> my turtle will eat fish when they become old~~~
[03:41] <onlyme> sounds good
[03:41] <SailorMoon> that will be punishment.
[03:41] <onlyme> good!

[04:10] <Iargue> Hey binladen Welcome

[Sage]

I'm not going log-diving at four AM, but at some point I may post the screaming curse-laden madness that is an uno game between myself and LadyDarigan.

[Boggart]

Spoiler

[01:54] <Unseen> and If i tried to scam anyone Georgie would track me down and kick my ass
[01:54] <Unseen> Or she's send onlyme to do it
[01:54] <Unseen> she'd*
[01:55] <Boggart> yeah
[01:55] <Mremaknu> neat! scam somebody and buy a camera!
[01:55] <maharayana> !
[01:55] <Boggart> onlyme would trip your neighbour then kick your ass
[01:55] <maharayana> onlyme would destroy you!
[01:55] <maharayana> O.O
[01:55] <LadyDarigan> Who's onlyme?
[01:55] <maharayana> Blasphemy!
[01:55] <Mremaknu> hah
[01:55] <Unseen> Then they'd get kelli to rip my balls of...
[01:55] <Boggart> Onlyme is my honey-oney umpkin!
[01:55] <maharayana> Onlyme is GOD!

[22:10] <Unseen|Appointm> We'll take you in Boggart you just have to be our asian male maid
[22:10] <MiladyM> youd have to cook if u wanna sleep on my couch.
[22:10] <MiladyM> and clean.
[22:10] <Unseen|Appointm> hell
[22:10] <MiladyM> youll be rich in no time.
[22:10] <Unseen|Appointm> I was gonna give him a cot at least
[22:10] <Boggart> do i have to wewar a uniform?
[22:10] <Unseen|Appointm> just make sure you shower...
[22:10] <Swampert> you'd just run around nekkid
[22:10] <Boggart> pssh, showering
[22:10] <MiladyM> you cant have a tshirt on
[22:11] <MiladyM> the rest is your own business
[22:11] <Unseen|Appointm>
[22:11] <MiladyM>
[22:11] <Swampert> because im not letting you put your clothes in my washer
[22:11] <Boggart> gross
[22:11] <MiladyM>
[22:11] <Unseen|Appointm> She wants you for your looks
[22:11] <Boggart> I'd scar everyone including myself
[22:11] <MiladyM> ofcourse.
[22:11] <Unseen|Appointm> She'd probally slip into that couch with you
[22:11] <Unseen|Appointm> wink wink
[22:11] <MiladyM> its not big enough
[22:11] <MiladyM> Ill be ontop.
[22:11] <MiladyM>
[22:11] <Boggart> lmao
[22:11] <Swampert> Is that a fat joke, milady?

[19:10] <Boggart> You can't hate kacheeks!
[19:10] <onlyme> zapped a zombie one and thought to give it a chance. and i transfered it to my main and hated it all february long. cant wait to transfer it away next month xD
[19:10] <onlyme> yaaaaaaay
[19:11] <onlyme> k i'm poundsurfing now
[19:12] <Boggart> hahaha oh lisa xD
[19:12] <onlyme> what? XD
[19:12] <Boggart> how can you hate kacheeks? They're so squishy looking
[19:12] <Boggart> "hated it all february long" haha
[19:12] <Boggart> just like "...i hate you kacheek. I hate you... go die. KILL YOU WITH FIRE" haha
[19:12] <onlyme> look at them!
[19:12] <Boggart> image in my head xD
[19:13] <onlyme> you can put the coolest wearables on a kacheek and it still looks retardeds. they have no real hands, no fingers i mean, their asses are fat, their feet dont fit in any trousers and finally THE HEAD! do i have to say more?
[19:14] <onlyme> theyre so fugly im gonna diiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeee
[19:14] <onlyme> and yeah it really was like that
[19:14] <onlyme> cried to my best friend all february long about having that ugly thing on my main
[19:15] <Boggart> just wrote in your diary
[19:15] <onlyme> if I had a diary I would have!

[Georgina]

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[21:18] <Unseen|> ...
[21:18] <Georgina> ...
21:18] *** Unseen|Pooping is now known as Unseen|Cameltoe
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[21:20] <Pyro699> final warning
[21:20] <California> If that was a spanking I'd ask for another.
[21:20] <Unseen|> <3
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[21:20] <Unseen|> owned
[21:20] <Islane> x)
[21:21] <Guest40122>
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[21:21] <WaserLave> fail
[21:21] <Guest90210> Pyro is the only one that kicks.
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[21:21] <Pyro699> rofl
[21:21] <Georgina> ahahaahah
[21:21] * Georgina dies
[21:21] <Pyro699> well played waser
[21:21] <Georgina> LMAO that was epic
[21:21] <WaserLave> i misclicked?

LOL

[onlyme]

LMAO nice one xD

[Georgina]

[18:47] <rizler> Jake you done with my mum yet? i need her home to make me food...
8:48] <WaserLave> jake baked her a creampie
[18:48] <Jake533> lol
[18:48] <Georgina> ....
[18:48] <Georgina> lmfao

[Georgina]

[5:48] punk: it's like when you go to the obgyn
[5:49] punk: an they put that thing in
[5:49] georgie: the duck thing?
[5:49] iargue: I have no idea what you are talking about
[5:49] georgie: i hate that fucking thing
[5:49] iargue: Thankfully
[5:49] punk: a speculum
[5:49] georgie: doctors put a duck in your vag argue
[5:49] georgie: and it goes
[5:49] punk: and open it up
[5:49] georgie: QUACK
[5:50] punk: so they can look in
[5:50] bog: if you have a yeast infection, it eats the bread
[5:50] georgie: lmao!
[5:50] iargue: Roflamo
[5:50] georgie: hahahaha
[5:50] punk: omg
[5:50] georgie: OMG

[esilim]

Never heard it called the duck before, but now that you say it, I can totally see it. rofl @ eating the bread though. bogg deserves +rep for that!

[onlyme]

yeah same here. duck, ahahaha. next time they'll do that on me i have to say QUACK. thanks girls....