Unless he had her sign a prenup/modded prenup. What all can this chick do?Don't worry, it wont last long. Once that virtual girl sees Rockman within his game pile she will file for a divorce, taking half of all his belongings and money, and custody over the tamagotchi's.
Man Marries Video Game
Started by Elindoril, Nov 25 2009 05:20 AM
37 replies to this topic
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Posted 29 November 2009 - 12:47 PM
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phalkon
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Posted 03 December 2009 - 04:54 AM
....so unless he cheats on his virtual girl, he's gotta beat off for the rest of his life?
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Elindoril
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Posted 03 December 2009 - 05:02 AM
Like he wasn't already beating his dick with ol' Lefty before the marriage anyways.....so unless he cheats on his virtual girl, he's gotta beat off for the rest of his life?
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Posted 03 December 2009 - 09:43 AM
Guys I found out how they have sex with the virtual girls...
Lemme find the site I found last night hold on
Lemme find the site I found last night hold on
Edited by pyke, 12 December 2009 - 09:46 AM.
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Elindoril
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Posted 03 December 2009 - 09:57 AM
Or just play any graphic novel out there, and there you go, virtual sex.Guys I found out how they have sex with the virtual girls...
Lemme find the site I found last night hold on
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phalkon
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Posted 03 December 2009 - 10:23 AM
Like he wasn't already beating his dick with ol' Lefty before the marriage anyways.
i'm just saying, in the off chance a real human woman finds interest in him.
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Posted 03 December 2009 - 06:41 PM
He might be right handed.Like he wasn't already beating his dick with ol' Lefty before the marriage anyways.
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Insanity
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Posted 04 December 2009 - 08:40 PM
I live in japan. And yes, there are strange people like that here.
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saif
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Posted 05 December 2009 - 12:53 PM
The culture is too stressed with the work overload... need some whacky things to de-stress and enjoyI live in japan. And yes, there are strange people like that here.
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antiximo
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Posted 06 December 2009 - 09:31 AM
WTF how does he have sex?
not all marriages include sex you know.
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jcrdude
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Posted 06 December 2009 - 04:41 PM
not all marriages include sex you know.
Those are moot. You have to consummate that shit, or it's not legally binding.
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Posted 11 December 2009 - 02:07 PM
Reminds me of a joke I once heard about a man marrying his computer because it was the only thing that would take his 3.5" floppy
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Posted 12 December 2009 - 05:59 AM
I guess anything is possible in the modern age. Due to societal pressures, people might soon learn to accept this as a norm.
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