22 replies to this topic

[Georgina]

This is a real email sent to a try and pay for a bill - i found it rather funny....

From: Jane Gilles
Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.19pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Overdue account

Dear David,
Our records indicate that your account is overdue by the amount of $233.95. If you have already made this payment please contact us within the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no longer outstanding.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles



From: David Thorne
Date: Wednesday 8 Oct 2008 12.37pm
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Overdue account

Dear Jane,
I do not have any money so am sending you this drawing I did of a spider instead.
I value the drawing at $233.95 so trust that this settles the matter.

Regards, David.





From: Jane Gilles
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 10.07am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Overdue account

Dear David,
Thankyou for contacting us. Unfortunately we are unable to accept drawings as payment and your account remains in arrears of $233.95. Please contact us within the next 7 days to confirm payment has been applied to your account and is no longer outstanding.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles



From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 10.32am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Overdue account

Dear Jane,
Can I have my drawing of a spider back then please.

Regards, David.



From: Jane Gilles
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 11.42am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Overdue account

Dear David,
You emailed the drawing to me. Do you want me to email it back to you?

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles



From: David Thorne
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 11.56am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Overdue account

Dear Jane,

Yes please.

Regards, David.



From: Jane Gilles
Date: Thursday 9 Oct 2008 12.14pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Overdue account

Attached <spider.gif>





From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 09.22am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Whose spider is that?

Dear Jane,
Are you sure this drawing of a spider is the one I sent you? This spider only has seven legs and I do not feel I would have made such an elementary mistake when I drew it.

Regards, David.



From: Jane Gilles
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.03am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Whose spider is that?

Dear David,
Yes it is the same drawing. I copied and pasted it from the email you sent me on the 8th.
David your account is still overdue by the amount of $233.95.
Please make this payment as soon as possible.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles



From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.05am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Automated Out of Office Response

Thankyou for contacting me.
I am currently away on leave, traveling through time and will be returning last week.

Regards, David.



From: David Thorne
Date: Friday 10 Oct 2008 11.08am
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

Hello, I am back and have read through your emails and accept that despite missing a leg, that drawing of a spider may indeed be the one I sent you. I realise with hindsight that it is possible you rejected the drawing of a spider due to this obvious limb ommission but did not point it out in an effort to avoid hurting my feelings. As such, I am sending you a revised drawing with the correct number of legs as full payment for any amount outstanding. I trust this will bring the matter to a conclusion.

Regards, David.





From: Jane Gilles
Date: Monday 13 Oct 2008 2.51pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

Dear David,
As I have stated, we do not accept drawings in lei of money for accounts outstanding.
We accept cheque, bank cheque, money order or cash. Please make a payment this week to avoid incurring any additional fees.

Yours sincerely, Jane Gilles



From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 13 Oct 2008 3.17pm
To: Jane Gilles
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

I understand and will definitely make a payment this week if I remember. As you have not accepted my second drawing as payment, please return the drawing to me as soon as possible. It was silly of me to assume I could provide you with something of completely no value whatsoever, waste your time and then attach such a large amount to it.

Regards, David.



From: Jane Gilles
Date: Tuesday 14 Oct 2008 11.18am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Whose spider is that?

Attached <spider2.gif>

Heres the origonal article:
http://www.telegraph...er-drawing.html

Edited by Georgina, 11 January 2010 - 05:28 PM.

[Joanna]

THIS IS AMAZING!

[Andy]

lol, this is soo old. Nice try though (To both georgie and the guy who drew the spider)

Oh, btw, he's Australian, don't think a pom would ever think of that

Edited by AndyLiger, 11 January 2010 - 05:44 PM.

[Frank274]

I remember this. I LOL'd the whole time I read it

I wish I could do that.

[neonoob1]

hahaha this is rlly funny.

[vin]

hahaha. i've seen this on somebodys lookup before. classssic.

[ThisisInsane]

LOL that was hilarious!

[Mr. Hobo]

I propose a challenge: Whoever reads this must try to pay a bill with a drawing

[Black Flame]

Lmao love it. xD I like that Jane had a sense of humor and actually returned the drawings. Definitely made it funnier.

[Noitidart]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAH HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH


MAAAN I can't stop laffing!!!

[Token]

Hahaha how awesome. The whole part about the spider having 7 legs was just too funny. Thanks a ton Georgie!

[Cory]

I propose a challenge: Whoever reads this must try to pay a bill with a drawing

It's pretty rare now in days to receive a bill from an individual person like this. Typically it's only from small local companies and those are the ones I'd actually want to receive my money.

This is an extremely old email but never gets old.

[Map]

LOL spider with seven legs. Valued at that amount. Hahahaha that is hilarous xD!

[saif]

lol he's from Adelaide
Feel patriotic now

[Eliam]

That is made of win, just by sheer cheeky awesomeness.

"Please return the drawing", LMAO.

[Vexage]

Old as the hills but still funny. Wish stuff liked this actually worked.

[Is30akc]

LOL! Ah man that was pure genius. Amazing.

[unworthy]

insanely surprised that she had the patience to deal with him. But I guess that is what she is payed to do. Next time I owe someone money i'll try this

[outsidedream86]

Hilarious! Makes me think of the Verizon check guy...

Spoiler

[iloveorange]

that definately just made my day, thank you.

[Boggart]

haha that was hilarious I'm surprised she didn't just say "okay we're closing your account" or w/e

[kbbbb]

Gotta admire him for trying.

[GreenScissors]

LOL this guy is incredible