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[iargue]

TYPICAL GUY'S ATTEMPT TO IRON rotflmto

Excuse me. While I may never iron if there is a woman within the vicinity, there has been one or two times I needed to make a shirt look clean when it wasn't, and was forced to iron my shirt. I never once burned it.

Men may not do these tasks naturally, but we will succeed if we ever have the need to do them. They are such minor tasks that we offload them to the inferior gender.

[Hawk]

Excuse me. While I may never iron if there is a woman within the vicinity, there has been one or two times I needed to make a shirt look clean when it wasn't, and was forced to iron my shirt. I never once burned it.

Men may not do these tasks naturally, but we will succeed if we ever have the need to do them. They are such minor tasks that we offload them to the inferior gender.

The man is right- I prefer not to iron, but if I must it is easy. Just don't let the iron sit in one spot- Tada! No burns.

[neoshaded]

So, I just read the first 2 pages of this and then skipped to the last and you're talking about ironing now
Very manly, I'm guessing someone said guys can't get simple tasks done that are normally done by women?

Men may not do these tasks naturally, but we will succeed if we ever have the need to do them. They are such minor tasks that we offload them to the inferior gender.

Hit it on the head there

Edited by neoshaded, 05 April 2010 - 01:55 AM.

[luvsmyncis]

So, I just read the first 2 pages of this and then skipped to the last and you're talking about ironing now
Yada yada yada...

Your opinion means nothing unless you've read the entire conversation.

[LittleOne]

Excuse me. While I may never iron if there is a woman within the vicinity, there has been one or two times I needed to make a shirt look clean when it wasn't, and was forced to iron my shirt. I never once burned it.

Men may not do these tasks naturally, but we will succeed if we ever have the need to do them. They are such minor tasks that we offload them to the inferior gender.

Inferior gender??? hmmmmm i do agree for one reason only......
when i have such minor tasks such as ironing i undload them to the husband and he willingly obeys!!!!

Your opinion means nothing unless you've read the entire conversation.

True .....I spent over an hour reading each individual post in this conversation......Very Manly!!!

[Hawk]

Inferior gender??? hmmmmm i do agree for one reason only......
when i have such minor tasks such as ironing i undload them to the husband and he willingly obeys!!!!

I guess the man isn't the one wearing the pants in that relationship.

[Salamanda]

My boyfriend has no qualms about doing the laundry.
Except he doesnt do it right so I've learned to stop asking.
Theres always mass amounts of tobacco in his pockets and it gets under my nails so I force him to empty his pockets for me.
And it takes him forever to do the dishes so i just do it myself.
the thought is appreciated, but as a woman, I do these tasks much better.

[LittleOne]

I guess the man isn't the one wearing the pants in that relationship.

To damn right!!!!!
every woman is secretly the one 'wearing the trousers'.......we just like to see you guys think your in control!!!!

cash - easy solution teach him to do it properly.......practice makes perfect......show him who's boss

[Hawk]

I think its time to motivate everyone to be manly again...

[Elindoril]

I think its time to motivate everyone to be manly again...

She needs to take that layer of clothing off first.

[Hawk]

She needs to take that layer of clothing off first.

I don't feel like getting my first warning in months, or I'd do it. xD

[Qwerty54]

Those are borderline too big for breasts though.

[Hawk]

Those are borderline too big for breasts though.

There is nothing wrong with those hooters...

[jcrdude]

My boyfriend has no qualms about doing the laundry.
Except he doesnt do it right so I've learned to stop asking.
Theres always mass amounts of tobacco in his pockets and it gets under my nails so I force him to empty his pockets for me.
And it takes him forever to do the dishes so i just do it myself.
the thought is appreciated, but as a woman, I do these tasks much better.

This is a classic maneuver. If there's something you don't want to do and you get asked to do it, there are a few options.

1. Do it well and efficiently:
Result: It gets done quickly, but you WILL be asked to do it again
2. Do it all wrong and take forever
Result: This is a greater up front time investment, but eventually you will no longer be asked to do said task unless absolutely necessary.

This is a great ploy that I used on my parents when I was younger and will continue to use in my day to day life.

[kiddX]

This is a classic maneuver. If there's something you don't want to do and you get asked to do it, there are a few options.

1. Do it well and efficiently:
Result: It gets done quickly, but you WILL be asked to do it again
2. Do it all wrong and take forever
Result: This is a greater up front time investment, but eventually you will no longer be asked to do said task unless absolutely necessary.

This is a great ploy that I used on my parents when I was younger and will continue to use in my day to day life.

that's true. but also your parents won't leave you cause you can't do stuff for yourself. a girl however might.

[jcrdude]

that's true. but also your parents won't leave you cause you can't do stuff for yourself. a girl however might.

When you have a sibling or two, it gets pawned off on them :3

[Noitidart]

This is a classic maneuver. If there's something you don't want to do and you get asked to do it, there are a few options.

1. Do it well and efficiently:
Result: It gets done quickly, but you WILL be asked to do it again
2. Do it all wrong and take forever
Result: This is a greater up front time investment, but eventually you will no longer be asked to do said task unless absolutely necessary.

This is a great ploy that I used on my parents when I was younger and will continue to use in my day to day life.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
That's good.

[Hawk]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
That's good.

Its true, too.

[Daryl]

2. Do it all wrong and take forever
Result: This is a greater up front time investment, but eventually you will no longer be asked to do said task unless absolutely necessary.

This is a great ploy that I used on my parents when I was younger and will continue to use in my day to day life.

This rocks!

[LittleOne]

hmmmmmm ?????

is this really how men do the housework???

[Hawk]

This rocks!

Unlike you.

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Now pull a William Gates and do 100 posts in a day for 5 days in a row so you can be an advanced member.

[luvsmyncis]

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OhHHHHhhHhh... I thought SPAM stood for Start Posting As Much... As You Want Without Caring About Annoying The Hell Out Of People.
I believe real life SPAM is a manly non-meat.

[Qwerty54]

SUPER MANLY FUN TIME!

[kiddX]

SUPER MANLY FUN TIME!

[Hawk]

South Park is definitely manly...