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[jcrdude]

I like my eyebrows. Pillars of flame coming from the grill don't help me keep them.

Jesus! What are you drinking? 151?

Beers or mixed drinks will not cause pillars of flame to fly from the grill if spilled.

To preserve my manliness, I will have you know that to me, mixed drinks = rum and coke

[Puppetmaster]

Jesus! What are you drinking? 151?

Beers or mixed drinks will not cause pillars of flame to fly from the grill if spilled.

To preserve my manliness, I will have you know that to me, mixed drinks = rum and coke

Naw, I was drunk and had difficulty starting up the propane grill

[Jake]

Jesus! What are you drinking? 151?

Beers or mixed drinks will not cause pillars of flame to fly from the grill if spilled.

To preserve my manliness, I will have you know that to me, mixed drinks = rum and coke

Alcohol + meat grease = fire flying into face. Just the way I like it, like a bitch with a fire crotch.

[iargue]

Well. I'll just have to exclude you from the manliness club. All men can start a grill. When blindfolded, twenty feet underwater, and fingering two girls at once.

Drunk is no excuse.

[Puppetmaster]

Well. I'll just have to exclude you from the manliness club. All men can start a grill. When blindfolded, twenty feet underwater, and fingering two girls at once.

Drunk is no excuse.

Drunk is *always* an excuse. Always.

[Frank274]

Drunk is *always* an excuse. Always.

Except for when you're caught fucking a 500 pound girl. Then there is NO excuse

[jcrdude]

Except for when you're caught fucking a 500 pound girl. Then there is NO excuse

500 lbs. is for bragging rights....

"I HARPOONED A WHALE!"

[Puppetmaster]

Except for when you're caught fucking a 500 pound girl. Then there is NO excuse

Very true. Although I remember hearing tales of a guy fucking a fat chick to just "find out what it's like". That was the tale that went around the camp (all the counselors loved to share that one )

[Redemptionist]

Those pictures are disgusting on the 1st page. Anyways, what kind of drinks you guys like? I like Rasberry flavored Smirnoff

[Puppetmaster]

Those pictures are disgusting on the 1st page. Anyways, what kind of drinks you guys like? I like Rasberry flavored Smirnoff

You're 14. Cut the shit.

[jcrdude]

I like Rasberry flavored Smirnoff

BOARD BANNED

[Puppetmaster]

BOARD BANNED

I suppose I could have ripped on the choice of alcohol first, but hey, the legality of the choice is also in question

The correct answer is straight vodka, rum, whiskey or gin. Moonshine is also acceptable.

Actually, Sam Greenspan did a list of the 11 Manliest Drinks Ever.

Edited by Puppetmaster, 30 June 2010 - 05:51 PM.

[Jake]

Eh to be fair to the little poor faggot regardless of the flavour of Smirnoff I don't think I ever actually taste the 'fruit'. (Not after the first bottle anyways)

Moonshine is definitely the manliest, fucking shots can get you wasted.

[Hawk]

Jesus! What are you drinking? 151?

Beers or mixed drinks will not cause pillars of flame to fly from the grill if spilled.

To preserve my manliness, I will have you know that to me, mixed drinks = rum and coke

I like your style. I love beer, and virtually all drinks I mix are with coke (As a poor college student I have fallen in love with cheap rum and whiskey).

Drunk is *always* an excuse. Always.

Man law #36. Learn the rules boys...

Except for when you're caught fucking a 500 pound girl. Then there is NO excuse

Whaling/Hogging... Classic. Its damn near a rite of passage.

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Motion seconded.

[iargue]

Awesome. My college friend is back in town. Totally partying every night possible.

Last night we played beer pong. 28 beers, ran out and switch to shots. Every three cups = 1 shot of tequila.

So in total, I had 28 beers, and he had 32 (Loooser). I had 7 shots, and he had 5 and then quit.

All in all, an epic night. Today we went to the mall and found some girls that want to party, and we head out again tomorrow.

And to add something. Beer in american tastes like piss.

[Antivenin]

As SL64 mentioned, the ads are eww. Male Breast Fat Removal.

[Hawk]

Awesome. My college friend is back in town. Totally partying every night possible.

Last night we played beer pong. 28 beers, ran out and switch to shots. Every three cups = 1 shot of tequila.

So in total, I had 28 beers, and he had 32 (Loooser). I had 7 shots, and he had 5 and then quit.

All in all, an epic night. Today we went to the mall and found some girls that want to party, and we head out again tomorrow.

And to add something. Beer in american tastes like piss.

Lying isn't manly...

[iargue]

Lying isn't manly...

Good thing I am not lieing. Do I have to upload pics?

[luvsmyncis]

Good thing I am not lieing. Do I have to upload pics?

Pics of the girls, preferably.

[Jake]

When I drink I usually cant remember what I drank because that would still mean I am partially sober.

[iargue]

Pics of the girls, preferably.

I have pics of the beer bottles/cans from the game. But I dont have any forum appropriate images of the girls

[Elindoril]

I have pics of the beer bottles/cans from the game. But I dont have any forum appropriate images of the girls

That's why we have the PM system.

[iargue]

That's why we have the PM system.

Okay then. PM me.


I must know you to give you anything. If you get something from me, you have to post back on here (As this is for proof purposes)

[Hawk]

I have pics of the beer bottles/cans from the game. But I dont have any forum appropriate images of the girls

If you want to be like that I can pull up pics from when my friends and I had a little competition at school. Together, we probably knocked down 3-4 cubes of Keystone Light...

What I'm trying to say is that a picture of a mess of cans/bottles doesn't prove that YOU drank that much. It proves that at some point in time (Or maybe even over some length of time...) somebody or some group of people consumed that amount. I'm just calling bullshit because 28 light beers and 7 shots, in one night (I generally assume 6-8 hours of drinking) for an average sized male would put you up around .40 BAC. Dude, its cool, I know you want to sound all manly, but its the same horsehit my roommate used to brag about in college... He was a psychopath, mind you, but he pulled the same shit. In reality, nobody cares how much you drank- The key is "Did you have a good time?", bragging about how much you drank is kinda gay.

[iargue]

If you want to be like that I can pull up pics from when my friends and I had a little competition at school. Together, we probably knocked down 3-4 cubes of Keystone Light...

What I'm trying to say is that a picture of a mess of cans/bottles doesn't prove that YOU drank that much. It proves that at some point in time (Or maybe even over some length of time...) somebody or some group of people consumed that amount. I'm just calling bullshit because 28 light beers and 7 shots, in one night (I generally assume 6-8 hours of drinking) for an average sized male would put you up around .40 BAC. Dude, its cool, I know you want to sound all manly, but its the same horsehit my roommate used to brag about in college... He was a psychopath, mind you, but he pulled the same shit. In reality, nobody cares how much you drank- The key is "Did you have a good time?", bragging about how much you drank is kinda gay.

I dunno how drunk we got. I do know he fell asleep and woke up in the middle of the night and peed on the floor....

It was great night, and I just included what we drank because it shows how messed up we got. It really as a good night, and I am glad hes back in two so we can do alot more stupid stuff.