Are you mentally retarded. Woman are the classic, paranoid, every little thing makes me sick, and I have every disease people. No man will fucking lay in bed and be babied. If he does that, he is not a man, hes a fucking pussy. Wmen are given 100$ easier working conditions, and I even see alot jobs being re-worked so a woman can do it. Fuck that.
If you FUCKING FALL IN THE FUCKING WATER. YOUR RETARDED. Seriously. That seat there is to protect you from sitting on something someone peed on, not to protect you from falling in the god damn toilet water.
You should be fucking glad that he is considerate enough to fucking deal with your stupid little issues. Hes nice enough to do things he normally wouldnt fucking have to, but its hard for him to remember, ever since he was little, he has been on his fucking own. He is trying to be considerate, and all that you can do is bitch that he isnt fucking perfect.
There is a saying about guys
"If hes not looking hes already dead"
GET THE FUCK OVER IT. YOU LOOK AT FUCKING HOT GUYS TOO.
- Iargue...I really thought you were smarter than this when I had that conversation with you. You seemed lik ea very intelligent person, but I'd have a hard time thinking anyone with a decent IQ would have a brain spasm big enough to say someone's retarded, and then make an ass out of them self by trying to classify every human being in the world by 2 distinctive categories. Just as all men aren't "men", not all women act particular ways. We've established this for comfort reason of the cry baby men who are supposebly men several times already. Seems like every guy has an issue with the sick thing being one of my complaints. If every single fucking guy in the world is so rock fucking perfect and women are pampered little bitches why did I work my ass off to support my last three cocksucking douche bag boyfriends that wanted me to cook and clean and bring then soup in bed when they had a fucking cold? I certainly don't have a dick between my legs so why have I had to be the man in several relationships already? BECAUSE NOT ALL MEN ARE MEN. NOT ALL WOMEN ARE WOMEN. Some are stupid fucking boys and stupid fucking girls. Most of us are, in fact. I am, a good percent of the time. This thread was just supposed to be for fun and it seems like almost every dick and cunt that came within an inch of this thread got butt hurt over the concept and first suggestions. Seriously, and this is after you guys all tell me not to take Elin's annoyances seriously? You fucking little hypocrites!
Second off...you fall in the water because it's 3 o clock in the morning,you're not really awake, and someone has left the god damn seat up. Women understand this. Men...do not. Don't try. You might hurt yourself.
I am very glad for my relationship, I do have a very wonderful man. Better than most women could dream of. I love him to death, which is why I threw away modeling and tattooing to come play his house wife and do all his and his kids laundry, clean his house everyday, care for his kids, make his dinner everynight and take him to and from work. I rub his shoulders, make his bed, and suck his dick every fucking night. Trust me, you really shouldn't feel bad for the man. I'm not some fucking cunt that just gets what he gives and bitches about him all the time. We take good care of EACH OTHER, which is why our relationship works and we can harass each other for our shortcomings. I never once said I didn't have a great man. I just said he ticks me off when he leaves the bathroom sink full of beard hair.
....what's wrong with that? How would you feel if your gf clogged the bathroom sink with pussy and leg hair and then you went to go brush your teeth? It's...just..kinda gross. No one wants to use a hairy sink. And nobody wants to clean one everyday...especially when he could just rinse it down in a matter of seconds as he's doing it and it'd be really easy and involve no sponges. Even the most wonderful and perfect relationships have pet peeves, which is why I thought everyone could have a good laugh here. Obviously I was wrong.
And...I love video games. Don't get me wrong. All our friends say coming to our house is like visiting a VG history museum. I like older games, Mikey likes newer games. We have EVERY Nintendo console, as well as an Atari(Not one of those gay flashbacks...an actual atari), a ps3 and an xbox live. I've played my fair share of games in my day, and my brother and I used to go compete in local competitions....Never once saw the appeal of Kirby. He's pink. He's fat. He's annoying. And whats worse, everyone goes crazy over him like that damn little white cat or spongebob. It's not that they're bad...they're just no where NEAR as good as everyone tries to pretend it is.
Now Mario or Link...those is some wicked characters.
Another thing that sucks about you is all you ever do is make mean comments to people, and sometimes they're borderline sexual harrassment, and yeah maybe I LIKE to be talked dirty to over the internet, but you're still a mother fucker. I might act rude and talk shit to everyone, but deep down, under all this bitchiness there's... uh, probably a person in here. A person with feelings. Somewhere in here. Really, you're just like all the other guys who are cocks and dicks and wangs. Another thing, I hate your sig. The name Elindoril is retarded. Uh. And also you suck because you're Canadian or someshit, which means you talk funny and probably have sex with mooses. Is mooses the plural for moose? Or is moose the plural? Or is there some other word for it like geese is the plural for goose? Is meese a word? Who fucking cares, you moose fucker. I really wanted to make a huge paragraph for you here, and if you're still reading, congradu-fuckin-lations you cock licker. Take that, you dipshit motherfucker.
