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[redlion]

So this is just funny. I apologize in advance to any offended groups, of which there are a good few.

The picture I am about to show you is pulled from facebook, and it isn't mine originally. Consequently I'm hoping that no member of neocodex is a student at my school, or a friend of a student at my school, to the 3rd degree.

This is a picture of a girl in my year. She and I are members of the same scholarship, amongst 24 in all. I've known her for around two years, so I feel qualified in the judgments I make of her.

These are the facts: She is a Mormon, and she comes from Denver. She is very observant about the traditional mormon values surrounding sex and marriage. She plays sports and has Christ quotes on her facebook page. Service and prayer are major parts of her lifestyle.

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Anyone have guesses? Well I've conferred with a good many people, including most of our scholarship group, and I'm pretty sure she is a closet homosexual.

inorite?

She's even looks like it. The more I think about it I just can't look at the picture anymore.

Discuss the obvious confusion this girl must be in to recognize her religion doesn't support her lifestyle.

[Waser Lave]

Perhaps you just need to educate her in the ways of man? I wouldn't envy having to undertake that task though...

[LittleOne]

nahhh she not!!!! Rpatz is on her fridge

[redlion]

Well, 1) this isn't her apartment. 2) He has reindeer horns. How emasculating does she have to be? 3) Beauty of both sexes is equally observed by both sexes.

[Salamanda]

Her eyebrows are scary, someone needs to wax them in her sleep.

are you %100 sure thats not a dude?

[moosejuice]

nahhh she not!!!! Rpatz is on her fridge

Could be a roommate's picture

[Jiraiya]

lol,Cash...I agree...isnt that person a dude????

[Qwerty54]

This goes in the test thread. Doesn't get more manly than this.

[kiddX]

Maybe she's a tad asexual. I've met people like that. You can give her the high hard one and show what's missing

[luvsmyncis]

Uh. Boyish girls (even to this one's extent) are not always homosexuals. It might be that she's just a pig-faced ugly unfortunate-looking mormon girl who plays sports. She probably won't feel any pressure to be pretty until she's married.

[Melchoire]

She could be, it's hard to tell in girls.

[redlion]

She stands like a man, holds her face like a man, even talks like a man- there's no poise. Can you distinguish any particular point to call her hips? What about a chest? Hair coming out of a ball cap, glasses instead of contacts - there is only so much you can chalk up to special underwear.

She is what a man in a woman's body would look like.

[Sweeney]

glasses instead of contacts

Hey now, glasses can be sexy

[Mr. Hobo]

Sounds like somebody has a crush!

[Jake2]

She has a poster of twilight on her fridge? That's fucking weird.

[kiddX]

She has a poster of twilight on her fridge? That's fucking weird.

have you been to the room of a teenage girl in the past 2 years? like a third of them have some twilight cast member somewhere

[Hawk]

Sounds like somebody has a crush!

I lol'd.

And definitely thought the pic was of a dude. There is a kid at my school that,if he fattened up a bit, would look exactly like that.

[Boggart]

does she always look like that or is that just a very unflattering photo?

[redlion]

Hey now, glasses can be sexy

Sure they can, but not on her.

[Jake2]

have you been to the room of a teenage girl in the past 2 years? like a third of them have some twilight cast member somewhere

Pretty sure you know the answer to that question already.

[redlion]

does she always look like that or is that just a very unflattering photo?

Well, I like to think with some sun she would at least not look like a vampire. But after 20 years with the mormons, its possible the last vestiges of warm blood have left, leaving a cold, empty shell.

Pretty sure you know the answer to that question already.

So you haven't?

[luvsmyncis]

So you haven't?

That would be my guess as well.