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[courtneymurder]

I'm not sure what to say here, but I suppose I should start with hello and that you can call me Courtney.
So.
Hello, and you can call me Courtney. c:

There's a lot to know about me, so I don't know where to start. Currently, I'm a seventeen-year-old female waiting for her eighteenth birthday to come so she can get her license. Because I dropped out of school and got my GED. And, trust me, I'm smarter than your average teenager. I taught myself Geometry and passed with a C - not many 'average teenagers' can do that, now, can they? ...Yeah; I'm a bit defensive about my GED because people like to make fun of me and say I obviously wasn't smart enough to get through school.

That wasn't it at all and I'll own your ass faster than you can say "Shakespeare was a brilliant playwright and no one will ever forget him" 'cause I'm that effing good.

People don't often stick around to be my friend because I can end up being a real bitch. Personally, I think it's because I just like to tell the truth more than they like to hear. Or perhaps it's because I just get sick of people dropping all of their drama on me. Don't get me wrong: I'll totally be your shoulder to cry on, but I'm not about to deal with it day after day after day when it's something petty about your boyfriend/girlfriend.

Now, despite the fact that I don't like to hear about drama every day, I have a really soft heart. It's more likely that I'll tell you I'm sorry and buck-up than that I'll actually yell at you. I know: I'm totally contradictory.

Er...
I'm getting readdicted to Neopets because of all the games.
I know I'll most likely never achieve what I want to on Neopets, which will make me want to just give up all over again.
But, for now, I'm kind of addicted.
And waiting to meet cool, new people. c:



Oh, and I absolutely love smileys. No clue why, but they're addicting.

[Zacharus]

Hey welcome to Neocodex

[courtneymurder]

Why, thank you. c:

[jcrdude]

Shakespeare was the equivalent of slasher flicks to his time.

Also welcome

[devil669988]

welcome to neocodex courtney

[Puppetmaster]

welcome to the boards

[vin]

I like that you wrote a lot for this.


& then right after someones just like.. "welcome to the boards"


hahaha. like thats all they have to say after you just told your life story basically.


my guess is they didn't even read it.

if it makes you feel any better, i read the whole thing though? (:


and i enjoy smileys too.

[ThisisInsane]

Welcome to the boards!!

[courtneymurder]

Shakespeare was a genius and I'm quite in love with him. ...Yay Necrophilia? >>;

Whether people read the entire thing or not is up to them. I would highly appreciate people reading, but it won't phase me if they don't.
However, I thank you kindly for reading the entire thing. c: I'm glad to see a fellow smiley-abuser as well.

Thank you to everyone who has so far welcomed me.

[iargue]

Shakespeare was a genius and I'm quite in love with him. ...Yay Necrophilia? >>;

The guy made up words to make his plays rhyme. I hate him.

[jcrdude]

Shakespeare was a genius and I'm quite in love with him. ...Yay Necrophilia? >>;

Shakespeare made plays that the royals requested, but the shows were just as much for the peasants. If one reads carefully, you'll see quite a few sex jokes to keep the masses entertained, and if all else fails, just raise the body-count.

I think this parallels quite nicely with slasher flicks that feature titties and violence.



Don't get me wrong: I've read some of his works and found them to be pretty good, I've just never been a huge fan. Yes the man made plenty of works that have an almost lyrical complexity. Yes the plots are complex and usually of important historical nature.............. but no I don't consider his plays to be either the best or the most relevant.

The guy made up words to make his plays rhyme. I hate him.

They made up a word for people like him: "Wordsmith"

[Kaloriephobia]

Hallo Courtney!

Thanks for this nice introduction!
Hope you have fun at Codex and with its awsome progys

Kalo

[Zacharus]

I like that you wrote a lot for this.


& then right after someones just like.. "welcome to the boards"


hahaha. like thats all they have to say after you just told your life story basically.


my guess is they didn't even read it.

if it makes you feel any better, i read the whole thing though? (:


and i enjoy smileys too.

Hunn if this makes you feel better I read every word she wrote before I said that

[kittycat]

I taught myself Geometry and passed with a C - not many 'average teenagers' can do that, now, can they

Is this a joke...? Welcome regardless.

[fxckyouguys]

Welcome, Courtney

Just curious, why did you drop out?
I know most people don't recommend it, but it's one of the things that i've thought about doing several times. Not because I hate school or anything, I just have some serious family issues and sometimes it gets kind of overwhelming, but i'd rather not get into it. That, and I have quite a few friends that have dropped out and they're just fine

Although i'm probably not going to because I only have my senior year left, but like I said, Just curious.

[luvsmyncis]

Welcome Courtney!! LMAO C MINUS. Guuuuurl.

People don't often stick around to be my friend because I can end up being a real bitch. Personally, I think it's because I just like to tell the truth more than they like to hear. Or perhaps it's because I just get sick of people dropping all of their drama on me.

OR it might be because you introduce yourself claiming to be smarter than the average person your age, and no one likes a stuck up bitch who claims to be smarter than the average person their age. Except me. I quite enjoy bitchy girls for the most part. Makes me feel like I'm not so alone in the world.

[Ayami]

Welcome Courtney!! LMAO C MINUS. Guuuuurl.




OR it might be because you introduce yourself claiming to be smarter than the average person your age, and no one likes a stuck up bitch who claims to be smarter than the average person their age. Except me. I quite enjoy bitchy girls for the most part. Makes me feel like I'm not so alone in the world.

And no one likes a condescending asshole, Normally the reason you're trying to act superior is out of fear that women might actually be smarter then you and we smell the bitch and fear on you and pounce. Also welcome I suppose Courtney, Also i learned at home on my own just fine, Many people can do it to be honest no one tries anymore to be worth something.

Edited by Ayami, 27 June 2010 - 12:54 PM.

[luvsmyncis]

And no one likes a condescending asshole,

Nah. Some people do. Different strokes for different folks.

[Sweeney]

I find that bigger condescending assholes find lesser condescending assholes more tolerable than the average person.

[Ayami]

I find that bigger condescending assholes find lesser condescending assholes more tolerable than the average person.

Frankly, I don't get what you mean also he's being rude regardless of it being a joke or not.

[Noitidart]

lol

[luvsmyncis]

Frankly, I don't get what you mean also he's being rude regardless of it being a joke or not.

Average people are intolerable. Also, I was not being rude. I flat out said I appreciate bitchy girls like Courtney, while teasing about why she can't keep friends. It was a joke, hence- the winking face. My funny joke you thought was rude even made Noit lol. I'm certain Courtney can handle a few sarcastic assholes, and she'll need to, because Neocodex is full of them. So save the drama for yo momma. 


You know what's rude? Hating Shakespeare just because he made up words so his shit would rhyme. Dr. Seuss made up words so his books would rhyme, is that any reason to hate him?

[Ayami]

What drama, That's called confusion because of the way you put it, Haha, No one's crying here. Also since when? I never ever remember neocodex having asshole's and ive been here for along time i remember assholes coming and an admin banning them.

[Oaken]

i remember assholes coming and an admin banning them.

Sadly that doesn't happen anymore.

[kittycat]

Welcome Courtney!! LMAO C MINUS. Guuuuurl.




OR it might be because you introduce yourself claiming to be smarter than the average person your age, and no one likes a stuck up bitch who claims to be smarter than the average person their age. Except me. I quite enjoy bitchy girls for the most part. Makes me feel like I'm not so alone in the world.

I don't know if I like U (yet) but I like this post.

lol

This was probably the best way 2 respond to an introduction like this. Luv U Noit!!!