27 replies to this topic

[phalkon]

so today, i increased my cayenne pepper intake, and then while watching The Wonder Years, drank a good bit of prune juice. the ensuing expulsion of waste can only be described as a massive amount of black liquid fire spewing forth from my now tender anus.

discuss.

[Snowneo]

That does not sound like fun at all... LMAO, I do feel sorry, yet I cannot help myself from pmsling

[phalkon]

very unexpected. well, i've drank a LOT of prune juice before, with close to the same results, but i never figured drinking less and adding spicy would create anal lava.

[Boggart]

any reason why you were increasing your cayenne pepper intake?

[Ape]

That doesn't sound like it'd be a lot of fun.. A little fun, but not a lot.

[angeladarling]

That doesn't sound like much fun. My mom had me take a laxative the other day and she was like it'll take like 8 hours to kick in. 2 hours later I was stuck in a gas station bathroom. Ugh.

[luvsmyncis]

You over-share.

[stellanox]

Sound like you're taking a modified version of the Master Cleanse detox?
lol I detoxed with it and now my skin is breaking, having stomachache and having the detox side effects. I hope the end result is worth the pain I'm going through

[pabs123]

you live and you learn i guess...luckily someone else had to go through this and now i've learned i guess note to self do not mix prune juice with spicy things

[emerkeng]

learn the difference between private and public

[MiladyM]

Okay no more xD

[iargue]

You over-share.

I'm extremely interested in your anus. Please share some experiences with me

[Waser Lave]

Tubgirl much?

[phalkon]

well, there's quite a prologue here, but i'll try to keep it short.

i recently took a PT Test, and scored 281 (out of a possible 300). i scored the 4th-highest in the company, but that's not good enough for me.

i started a short section of block leave (2 weeks) last week. during that time i've been doing P90x every day (except sunday, to rest the body). also, i've been wanting to lose a little weight. i read that taking cayenne pepper can give your metabolism a short-term boost of around 5-10%, pairing that up with exercising, i've lost about 6lbs in a week.

so i'm doing really good, getting in fantastic shape (yes, better than just army PT in the morning), which is really good, because now i'm in charge of the remedial PT program for our company (people who are overweight, or can't pass their PT tests...).

i buy prune juice just for the occasional days i don't eat a FiberOne bar, just to keep myself regular. guess i had a little more of juice and cayenne yesterday, because holy jesus, my butthole was on fire from liquid hot magma.

[Boggart]

well that sounds painful. Are you going to continue taking the cayenne pepper? And was it worth it?

[Georgina]

Maybe this will increase weight loss?

Becareful when you fart though.

[Boggart]

why not stop the prune juice and just take the pepper?

[luvsmyncis]

Becareful when you fart though.

I tell people this all the time, and they just look at me funny.

[Georgina]

I tell people this all the time, and they just look at me funny.

At least me and you know the truth PRBM, and its not pretty.

[phalkon]

well that sounds painful. Are you going to continue taking the cayenne pepper? And was it worth it?

yes it has. i weighed myself this morning, and i lost almost 2lbs since yesteday's morning weight. and actually, taking cayenne pepper reduces heartburn. i haven't had any heartburn or indigestion since i've been taking cayenne pills. and honestly, my poops haven't been fiery hot (except for adding the prune juice, which i think just sped up the process, and didn't allow my stomach to fully digest)). it can't hurt, and cayenne pills are relatively cheap at walmart

[Boggart]

What's your build? I'm guessing pretty fit if you're able to do P90X 6 times a week

[phalkon]

What's your build? I'm guessing pretty fit if you're able to do P90X 6 times a week

yes, i've been in the army for slightly over 4 years, and although that doesn't always mean you're in shape (believe me, i've seen some lazy fat-asses), i work hard at what i do. during my deployment i was down to 139, i want to get to about 145... soooo close. and i'm not like, skin and bones either. i've got a sleek, muscular build.

[Volition]

chinese food+prune juice=instant ring of fire

[Xwee]

yes, i've been in the army for slightly over 4 years, and although that doesn't always mean you're in shape (believe me, i've seen some lazy fat-asses), i work hard at what i do. during my deployment i was down to 139, i want to get to about 145... soooo close. and i'm not like, skin and bones either. i've got a sleek, muscular build.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lhf9U5Wf3Q

I've never had the problem. However once when I was around six I accidently swallowed a large marble (it was on my birthday cake and I was sucking the frosting off, then got scared swallowed from reflex and nearly chocked) after it finally exited my system I had bloody farts and it took less time to shit...

[Kelvee]

When I read the first post, I imagined the BP oil spill rather than an anal explosion.

I could go into this medical/chemical explanation describing possibilities to that /result/, but at the moment, I'm laughing my ass off in amusement