26 replies to this topic

[Frank274]

Crawl out a window?

Email the dentist?

holy fuck I can't believe I read that whole thing.

Mac and cheese sounds amazing right now.

People at the DMV have an IQ level of most 90 year olds.

Kick your mom in the vag when you see her and tell her that's what she gets for not letting you go. My sister is going to Canada in a few daysish.

Are you not a legal US citizen? If so, you should have a SSN and that'll help you get your ID. Or, go to the SSN office and apply to get a new card with your SSN on it.

ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNND

-hug-

Don't be lonely. Lonely girls make me sad. Except for when they are bitches. Then they deserve to be lonely.

[Scot]

[jcrdude]

tl;dr

alternatively

What is this? *could care less*

[Waser Lave]

*could care less*

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Phone them tomorrow and say you were having women's problems, that seems to be a phrase which covers most things.
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[Junsu]

/pats on the back/

[jcrdude]

I only did it because I read the whole thing far enough to know she wanted us all to care

Also I'm a smartass. That may be the primary reason in fact.

[Waser Lave]

I only did it because I read the whole thing far enough to know she wanted us all to care

Also I'm a smartass. That may be the primary reason in fact.

My point was that 'could care less' doesn't make sense in that context. Silly Americans...

[aweroij]

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That was the most apprehensible portion.

[jcrdude]

My point was that 'could care less' doesn't make sense in that context. Silly Americans...

It's always possible to care less. I posted

It's just an indication that it's not likely that I WOULD care less

[luvsmyncis]

First of all: LMAO!!!

Second: I feel like you should go to the dentist TOMORROW at the scheduled time and act like you think TOMORROW is August 2nd. And then tell us all about that adventure as well.



 

its important that you read my fucking rant because jcr is at work and when he comes home hes tired and talks to me for like 10 minutes and then goes to play final fantasy and dragon quest 9 and eats his macaroni and cheese and whatnot so im fucking lonely so deal with it bitches

But still. LMAO.

[luvsmyncis]

You're welcome. I'm just sorry I didn't get to use a tl;dr gif, because I actually did read it.

[iargue]

OMG. NEW FUTURAMA. <3.

[Zacharus]

cheer up jcrgirl ur days are gonna get better - yep mac n cheese is gd stuff lols

Spoiler

You're welcome. I'm just sorry I didn't get to use a tl;dr gif, because I actually did read it.

Reminds me of Kalorie

Edited by Scavenger, 03 August 2010 - 04:10 AM.

[WakaWaka]

You're welcome. I'm just sorry I didn't get to use a tl;dr gif, because I actually did read it.

it says 2003..wonder how she looks like now...

[Hydrogen]

You know you love me

Waserr.... I can't do that. Missing an appointment is like the biggest embarrassing thing ever. I don't think I can show my face in there ever again D:

Just do what I told you man... walk in there... go up to the dentist... slap his ass... walk out. I handle all my problems this way. While they may create more problems in the future, cross that bridge when you get there.

First of all: LMAO!!!

Second: I feel like you should go to the dentist TOMORROW at the scheduled time and act like you think TOMORROW is August 2nd. And then tell us all about that adventure as well.

I approve of this logic.

[fxckyouguys]

you all read it secretly
you just dont want to admit that you did

i read it
and it made me in the mood for mac n cheese.

[iargue]

for some reason i thought today was august 1st and I look at my pc and its august 2nd and my dentist appointment was fucking 1 hour ago and i missed it after waiting like 2 weeks to go to the damn dentist and I cant get to the phone to call her because if i go upstairs the floor is going to be ruined cuz the damn floor cleaners came a week late and decided to polish the floor on the day AFTER i come home from JCRs house and shit and im stuck in my fucking basement because i thought it would be a good idea to not go to my grandmas house so i could have internet omg fail

my dentist is going to tell my mom that i missed my appointment cuz they are like bff and my mom is gonna go super sayan dragon ball z bullshit on my ass when she comes back from fucking canada and she didnt even take me to canada this is such bullshit i wanted to go but she was too jew to make me a passport so now i cant get my ears pierced because i fucking need ID but i never got ID cuz the department of motor-vehicles are all incompetent gangsters from the ghetto who get paid 30k a year if they are lucky and walk like 90 year olds when hooligans take away their canes yes they are that slow and i dont know where my mom put my damn american citizenship papers but id have to wait in line like 80 years to get a damn non drivers drivers license

i hate my life
just wanted everyone to know
this also may be one of the worlds longest run on statementences ever


also fuck you if you tl;dr this because its important that you read my fucking rant because jcr is at work and when he comes home hes tired and talks to me for like 10 minutes and then goes to play final fantasy and dragon quest 9 and eats his macaroni and cheese and whatnot so im fucking lonely so deal with it bitches

Pssst. I think you misspelled something in the title...

[Mr. Hobo]

What part of Canada?

[Mr. Hobo]

Oh. Makes sense . It's one of our few tourist areas